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Create a Ferengi Rule of Acquisition for your Captain

bruno960bruno960 Member Posts: 38 Arc User
edited July 2014 in Ten Forward
Captains,
Your exploits are legendary and you have been dubiously honored by the Ferengi. Create a new Rule that fits your Captain:

For my main, "Never trust a smiling Betazoid"



Ok really long airport layover at work...
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  • gulberatgulberat Member Posts: 5,505 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Paging jonsills...paging jonsills...

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  • gulberatgulberat Member Posts: 5,505 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    There is one Ferengi who knows about Alyosha, and he would say this:

    "Don't quote zero percent odds on anything. There is always one outlier. ALWAYS. And if you can figure out what it is, you'll make a whole lot of money."

    Obviously Selk didn't disclose this one--but I think it opened his mind to watching for things that don't fit the normal pattern for sure.

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  • grouchyotakugrouchyotaku Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Now my Main, who is a heavy Exchange poster....

    'Only a Fool out-prices the Market'...
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    A deal is a deal.....until a better one comes along.
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  • dahminusdahminus Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    "Immortality leads has its benefits"
    Chive on and prosper, eh?

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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Always patronize your customers.
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  • smeeinn1tsmeeinn1t Member Posts: 618 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Never look a gift Targ in the mouth, untill you've counted the legs...
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    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." — Lazarus Long --->Get the Forums Enhancement Extension!
  • gorillachopsgorillachops Member Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    When you need healing, look for the man with scars.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,474 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Know all applicable laws. It makes loopholes easier to find.

    (cf "Outpost 47 - Epilogue")
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    If you can't remain acquaintances when the deal is done, they weren't worth making a deal with in the first place.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Jesu LaRoca: "Never bet against a clever man with a crazy plan. Or a crazy man with a clever plan, for that matter."

    Ssharki: "With enough leverage, one person may turn an empire on its head."

    Lewis McLain: "Peace sells, War buys."

    Harding Cash: "Anything can be legal if the bribe is right."
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Unit designation Three: "Do not provoke a living weapon. Just don't."

    D'trel: "Never, ever bet against a grief-crazed tactical genius."

    Unit designation Three, again. Referencing UndineQuinn: "When you kill a man and take his place, inheriting his living weapon, and that living weapon comes with a 27-page employment contract, READ IT. No, seriously."

    Grand Vizier Worffan101 (from the Ba'al joke): "Never double-cross a college student who has a goatee and effectively rules 3 planets."

    :D
  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Luna's Rules of Aquisition #2 > Don't buy the Ferengi shuttle from the exchange, they are going to give it away!

    "Ohhh!"
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,676 Community Moderator
    edited June 2014
    Color coded for faction ID

    Rattler's rule: It ain't a Lexington mission if there isn't something totally off the wall.
    Roll's rule: When in doubt... C4.
    Blaze the Cat's rule: Beware Pyro Caitians.
    Ashe's rule: Never spoil an Andorian's Quota.
    Saria's rule: Power means nothing without Wisdom, and Wisdom means nothing without Courage.
    Fali's rule: If you value your life... stop looking at my chest or buy me a drink.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Your computer tech is the only person under your desk not looking for a promotion. :cool:
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Seifer: "When the situation gets tough........ what was the number for the Enterprise again?"
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Give charity to cultures less fortunate

    aslong as they give you exclusive rights to exploit theirpeople and natural resources :D
  • ambassadormolariambassadormolari Member Posts: 709 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Arkos Nair: There is no such thing as a solution too crazy to work.

    Meral Ranek: When in doubt, apply generous firepower.

    Lynathru: What's theirs is also inevitably yours.

    Ta'nara Velar: Morality is the universe's greatest fiction.
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  • northstardc4mnorthstardc4m Member Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Tharin: If it's new, buy two.

    Elmind Sar: Intelligence is no match for dumb luck

    Tojmach: Tiny will kick your TRIBBLE everytime

    Vladimir Leoniv: Cold is good for business

    Traass: Huge will kick your TRIBBLE everytime

    nulTaj: Never bring a gun to a knife fight
  • askrayaskray Member Posts: 3,329 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    "Make sure you have an outfit for every situation, or two."
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    askray wrote: »
    "Make sure you have an outfit for every situation, or two."

    Mine, for you?

    "Never surrender to an alien overlord...unless he makes a REALLY good offer. Hail Ba'al!"

    That moment in that one thread where I made you that offer of the cushiest job EVER and you accepted immediately?

    Priceless. :D

    If you have free time, stop by the official thread. The guys'd be happy to bring you up to speed. :cool:
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