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Dooommm!! The Game is Finsihed!! Everything is Doomed Thread!!

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    spacebaronlinespacebaronline Member Posts: 1,103 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I have been informed though the second cousin of my neighbours dog walkers hairdressers best facebook friend - that Tomorrow - :eek:April 1st will be the final day for Startrek Online!!:eek:
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    stardestroyer001stardestroyer001 Member Posts: 2,615 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I totally forgot tomorrow is April 1st. Oh, the April Fools' jokes that will ensue shortly.
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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I totally forgot tomorrow is April 1st. Oh, the April Fools' jokes that will ensue shortly.
    Depends on what game you play. Foxbatcon has already begun.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited April 2014
    And now for something completely doomed. This channel has been assimilated by the Cybermen. Commercials will not be permitted. Reality shows will not be permitted. Anything positively uplifting will not be permitted; we only allow negative trajectories here. But don't let all that discourage you and make you switch to another channel. This isn't just the place for the dark and gloomy. The dooms we have are bright and shiny (okay, so is metallic manure, but that's beside the point). Come and enjoy the depressing atmosphere -- the suicide missions that are second to none (and we have yet to have any survivors return from them, which we consider a win-win situation) -- the torture rooms that make the Klingons and Orions drool with envy (mops and buckets are mandatory) -- the endless battles between factions that make civil wars look ... well, civil ... by comparison -- the nonstop self-congratulatory messages on the public address system (some have been damaged or destroyed by unappreciative listeners, but don't let that stop you from joining in) -- cliff-jumping while holding iron anvils. There is a doom here for everyone's tastes.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming (but we do recommend using something slightly more modern than COBOL and FORTRAN).
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    lordofsteamlordofsteam Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    *Brian Blessed Voice*

    DOOMS ALIVE?!?! CHISWICK, FRESH HORSES!!!!!!
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Dit dit dit dit dit dit dit...

    We interrupt this thread with an important news flash

    playing sto is hard

    Dooooooooommmmm!!!

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled Doom.

    Apparently videogames aren't for everyone. :P
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    neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    First Contact Day is Fun DOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming (but we do recommend using something slightly more modern than COBOL and FORTRAN).
    But without them my spreadsheets are DOOOOMMMEDD!!!! :P

    (and really that's all CoBOL and ForTran were ever good for)
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    jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    First contact day has destroyed the game! DDDOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited April 2014
    But without them my spreadsheets are DOOOOMMMEDD!!!! :P

    (and really that's all CoBOL and ForTran were ever good for)

    What? You don't use Visi-Calc or Lotus 1-2-3? Shame on you.

    Btw, I was going say Assembly or Machine language, but the former is still useful (if not exactly easy to program in). Not sure if anyone uses the latter anymore.
    Breaking news! The BASIC and PASCAL programmers have gotten into a bit of a scrap with one another. And the COBOL and FORTRAN programmers are hurling spreadsheets at each other. Now if only we could get someone to curse in hexidecimal, we could even include the Machine language programmers. And there they are: Androids, Cyborgs, Robots, etc. What else did you think they'd program in, anyway? And someone has just hurled their TRS-80 at a TANDY 1000 user, and this was considered a declaration of war. The latter has grabbed a Zenith TV and thrown it at the former ... and missed! Oh dear, oh dear. Where's Erols and Belmont when you need them? In any case, the Geneva Convention doesn't know what they're missing, so we won't tell them. Back to you in the newsroom.
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    usscapitalusscapital Member Posts: 985 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    First contact day has destroyed the game! DDDOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

    nope cryptic did that :rolleyes: :P (j/k)
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    thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited April 2014
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    iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Brandon is leaving as Community Manager! DOOOOOOOOOM!

    Also, people who bump this thread to the first page are evil.
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    spacebaronlinespacebaronline Member Posts: 1,103 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Brandon is leaving as Community Manager! DOOOOOOOOOM!

    Also, people who bump this thread to the first page are evil.

    Wait - he already left as community manager - is he leaving Cryptic/PWE altogether now?:eek:
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    starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Also, people who bump this thread to the first page are evil.

    The DOOOOOM!!! thread got bumped! DOOOOOMMM!
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    realisticaltyrealisticalty Member Posts: 851 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Calm down everyone, we've focused a Tetryon (or was it Tacyon) beam at the same point in spacetime in the past, present and future, and created an antitime anomaly that will travel back in time and replace the doom with a backwards referenced success.

    So all is and will have been and will be good. I'll be dizzy.
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    spacebaronlinespacebaronline Member Posts: 1,103 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Doooommmm - Brandon's leaving!!

    On a sad and happy note I will also leave the last scene from Star Trek : "Undiscovered Country"

    Still brings a tear to my eye.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUPK2tTx0tc
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    neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    The Internet is BURNING!!!! DOOOM HBO GO is not workin g The Undertaker lost the Streak, Brandon Leaving DOOOOOOOOM!!!!! It'S THE END OF TIMES!!! DOOOOOM!!!!!!!
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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Wait - he already left as community manager - is he leaving Cryptic/PWE altogether now?:eek:
    Sadly yes. :(

    The game will be less DOOOOOMMMMEEEEEDDD if we see him in game anyways. :P
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    lorne12lorne12 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Brandon goes! :eek:


    Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
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    oldravenman3025oldravenman3025 Member Posts: 1,892 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    The Internet is BURNING!!!! DOOOM HBO GO is not workin g The Undertaker lost the Streak, Brandon Leaving DOOOOOOOOM!!!!! It'S THE END OF TIMES!!! DOOOOOM!!!!!!!


    So, Lesnar broke the Streak, huh?


    I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of the End Times.


    That, and McDonald's reaches one trillion served.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Apparently Season 9 has a mission or two that doesn't involve genocide on whatever race of the week we're dealing with! WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!!!!!
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    ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    apparently season 9 Has A Mission Or Two That doesn't Involve Genocide On Whatever Race Of The Week We're Dealing With! We're Doooooomed!!!!!

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    variant37variant37 Member Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Apparently Season 9 has a mission or two that doesn't involve genocide on whatever race of the week we're dealing with! WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!!!!!

    That's 100% wrong. I have it on good authority that season 9 is titled "Kill All Undine".
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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    variant37 wrote: »
    That's 100% wrong. I have it on good authority that season 9 is titled "Kill All Undine".
    We have to find them first, that's where the questions come in.... but then the Undine are DOOOOOMMMEMEMMDDDD!!
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    mightybobcncmightybobcnc Member Posts: 3,354 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    My Doom Meter is pegging! Run for your lives!!!

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    -edit- Oh lovely.. an emoticon in the URL.. nice bbcode parse job vbulletin.. nice job.. well the link still works so click away!

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    aarons9aarons9 Member Posts: 961
    edited April 2014
    everyone is making fun of this thread. but.. a couple years ago when i started playing, it didnt take 10 to 20 minutes to q up a 20 man mission.. just fyi.
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    iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    aarons9 wrote: »
    everyone is making fun of this thread. but.. a couple years ago when i started playing, it didnt take 10 to 20 minutes to q up a 20 man mission.. just fyi.

    How many 20 man missions were there a couple years ago?
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    damienvryce2damienvryce2 Member Posts: 428 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    The eve of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is upon us.



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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited April 2014
    And gentlemen in Doomland now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their dooms cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Doom’s day.

    (I didn't want to have a big quote field to annoy those that don't like big quote fields.)

    Was that a parody of Henry V's speech before the battle in France? Wasn't sure if it was Beaulieu or Agincourt.
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