I have been informed though the second cousin of my neighbours dog walkers hairdressers best facebook friend - that Tomorrow - :eek:April 1st will be the final day for Startrek Online!!:eek:
I totally forgot tomorrow is April 1st. Oh, the April Fools' jokes that will ensue shortly.
stardestroyer001, Admiral, Explorers Fury PvE/PvP Fleet | Retired PvP Player
Missing the good ol' days of PvP: Legacy of Romulus to Season 9 My List of Useful Links, Recently Updated November 25 2017!
And now for something completely doomed. This channel has been assimilated by the Cybermen. Commercials will not be permitted. Reality shows will not be permitted. Anything positively uplifting will not be permitted; we only allow negative trajectories here. But don't let all that discourage you and make you switch to another channel. This isn't just the place for the dark and gloomy. The dooms we have are bright and shiny (okay, so is metallic manure, but that's beside the point). Come and enjoy the depressing atmosphere -- the suicide missions that are second to none (and we have yet to have any survivors return from them, which we consider a win-win situation) -- the torture rooms that make the Klingons and Orions drool with envy (mops and buckets are mandatory) -- the endless battles between factions that make civil wars look ... well, civil ... by comparison -- the nonstop self-congratulatory messages on the public address system (some have been damaged or destroyed by unappreciative listeners, but don't let that stop you from joining in) -- cliff-jumping while holding iron anvils. There is a doom here for everyone's tastes.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming (but we do recommend using something slightly more modern than COBOL and FORTRAN).
But without them my spreadsheets are DOOOOMMMEDD!!!! :P
(and really that's all CoBOL and ForTran were ever good for)
What? You don't use Visi-Calc or Lotus 1-2-3? Shame on you.
Btw, I was going say Assembly or Machine language, but the former is still useful (if not exactly easy to program in). Not sure if anyone uses the latter anymore.
Breaking news! The BASIC and PASCAL programmers have gotten into a bit of a scrap with one another. And the COBOL and FORTRAN programmers are hurling spreadsheets at each other. Now if only we could get someone to curse in hexidecimal, we could even include the Machine language programmers. And there they are: Androids, Cyborgs, Robots, etc. What else did you think they'd program in, anyway? And someone has just hurled their TRS-80 at a TANDY 1000 user, and this was considered a declaration of war. The latter has grabbed a Zenith TV and thrown it at the former ... and missed! Oh dear, oh dear. Where's Erols and Belmont when you need them? In any case, the Geneva Convention doesn't know what they're missing, so we won't tell them. Back to you in the newsroom.
Also, people who bump this thread to the first page are evil.
The DOOOOOM!!! thread got bumped! DOOOOOMMM!
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Calm down everyone, we've focused a Tetryon (or was it Tacyon) beam at the same point in spacetime in the past, present and future, and created an antitime anomaly that will travel back in time and replace the doom with a backwards referenced success.
So all is and will have been and will be good. I'll be dizzy.
The Internet is BURNING!!!! DOOOM HBO GO is not workin g The Undertaker lost the Streak, Brandon Leaving DOOOOOOOOM!!!!! It'S THE END OF TIMES!!! DOOOOOM!!!!!!!
The Internet is BURNING!!!! DOOOM HBO GO is not workin g The Undertaker lost the Streak, Brandon Leaving DOOOOOOOOM!!!!! It'S THE END OF TIMES!!! DOOOOOM!!!!!!!
So, Lesnar broke the Streak, huh?
I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of the End Times.
Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.
everyone is making fun of this thread. but.. a couple years ago when i started playing, it didnt take 10 to 20 minutes to q up a 20 man mission.. just fyi.
[12:35] Vessel Two of Two Unimatrix 01 deals 225232 (271723) Plasma Damage to you with Plasma Lance.
[12:44] Vessel One of Two Unimatrix 01 deals 1019527 (1157678) Kinetic Damage to you with Plasma Energy Bolt Explosion.
everyone is making fun of this thread. but.. a couple years ago when i started playing, it didnt take 10 to 20 minutes to q up a 20 man mission.. just fyi.
How many 20 man missions were there a couple years ago?
And gentlemen in Doomland now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accursd they were not here,
And hold their dooms cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Dooms day.
(I didn't want to have a big quote field to annoy those that don't like big quote fields.)
Was that a parody of Henry V's speech before the battle in France? Wasn't sure if it was Beaulieu or Agincourt.
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Missing the good ol' days of PvP: Legacy of Romulus to Season 9
My List of Useful Links, Recently Updated November 25 2017!
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming (but we do recommend using something slightly more modern than COBOL and FORTRAN).
DOOMS ALIVE?!?! CHISWICK, FRESH HORSES!!!!!!
Apparently videogames aren't for everyone. :P
(and really that's all CoBOL and ForTran were ever good for)
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What? You don't use Visi-Calc or Lotus 1-2-3? Shame on you.
Btw, I was going say Assembly or Machine language, but the former is still useful (if not exactly easy to program in). Not sure if anyone uses the latter anymore.
nope cryptic did that :rolleyes: :P (j/k)
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Also, people who bump this thread to the first page are evil.
Wait - he already left as community manager - is he leaving Cryptic/PWE altogether now?:eek:
The DOOOOOM!!! thread got bumped! DOOOOOMMM!
— Sabaton, "Great War"
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So all is and will have been and will be good. I'll be dizzy.
On a sad and happy note I will also leave the last scene from Star Trek : "Undiscovered Country"
Still brings a tear to my eye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUPK2tTx0tc
The game will be less DOOOOOMMMMEEEEEDDD if we see him in game anyways. :P
My character Tsin'xing
Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
So, Lesnar broke the Streak, huh?
I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of the End Times.
That, and McDonald's reaches one trillion served.
I Can't Believe This Is Happening!
That's 100% wrong. I have it on good authority that season 9 is titled "Kill All Undine".
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http://theinfosphere.org/File:Doom_Meter.jpg
-edit- Oh lovely.. an emoticon in the URL.. nice bbcode parse job vbulletin.. nice job.. well the link still works so click away!
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[12:44] Vessel One of Two Unimatrix 01 deals 1019527 (1157678) Kinetic Damage to you with Plasma Energy Bolt Explosion.
How many 20 man missions were there a couple years ago?
Story at eleven....
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
(I didn't want to have a big quote field to annoy those that don't like big quote fields.)
Was that a parody of Henry V's speech before the battle in France? Wasn't sure if it was Beaulieu or Agincourt.