Anyone who's been playing STO long enough (or
too long) lamented when Handsome Phaser Guy was taken off the front page and relegated to the banner and splash screen, replaced by Sexy Phaser Lady, who was in turn replaced by Sinister Plasma Romulan upon the launch of Legacy of Romulus.
Now the trio are joined on Tribble's Season 8 teaser screens by Noble Bat'leth Klingon, standing proudly with his Bat'leth and wondering whether he and other Bat'leth-wielding Klingons will ever get the cool "mini-lunge" the sword-users can use. And NO, he does NOT care that the hill he's standing on looks like it's about to EXPLODE, because HIS Vor'cha is in the LEAD of that formation in the background.
http://i.imgur.com/SFwGYor.jpg
All hail Noble Bat'leth Klingon!
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She's all "Punk-TRIBBLE Feds and Klinks, walking through MY Iconian gateway!"
Lurking in the mists
Is pissy grumpy lizard-man
Hoping they all blow up and all stop looking cooler than him
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
My character Tsin'xing
*drum riff*
That bothered me about the pic.
I was like, woah that is cool....
Then
Wait, the Feds are in new uniforms flying new ships, the Romulans might as well be a new empire, but the Klingon, well he's wearing the same uniform (Ok, with some changes) from 50 years ago in a ship that is probably even older.
now where did T'TRIBBLE wander off to?
"Klingons build things to last."
And that's why we can have a T5 D7 and not a T5 Connie.
...and a Voth City ship being blown up by a two century's old D7, would be SO ROFL for the klinks, and utterly embarrassing for the Voth.
And T'whateverhernameis, is plotting with the Tal Shiar to snuff out the Rommie in the pic. You think they are so pacifist, until they don't get their bling time.
And Klingons don't need fancy new stuff. All I want is a Targ handling ground kit, otherwise I'm fine. Qa'Pla!
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I'm bothered that handsome phaser guy switched his Excalibur for an Avenger. I was afraid that might happen when I saw that they have the same turn rate. And the Vor'cha is the Klingon Galaxy-equivalent, just more awesome, Q'apla!
Stupid excuse that doesn't work on handsome phaser guys Excalibur.
Sometimes, if you want to bury the hatchet with a Klingon, it has to be in his skull. - Captain K'Tar of the USS Danu about J'mpok.
T'TRIBBLE
And she has a better rack then plasma girl
pfft rpmtaataas has way better rack the t'fakeboobs romtaataas just needs hair style like the lor rom chick in the pic with the d'derick lol
And yeah, the Vor'cha is in the lead of that attack group. Gonna show the Voth that KDF ain't nothin' to mess with.
Yeah that would be the same as using 'Weak' and 'Pathetic' to describe Starfleet.....oh wait :P
Qa'pla Noble Bat'leth Klingon! May you die well!
Fixed that for ya.
But not as bad as I wants the new Klingon ship!!!
Who cares if they are fake or not T'TRIBBLE has a nice rack and dont tell me if you didnt have the chance you would put your face inbetween them and....nvm
Noble...klingon? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Crazy Gowron eyed BATH'less klingon ftw
This galaxy only has enough room for ONE tyrant lizard race and that race is the Gorn. Saurians have "mamallian features" so they don't get counted as reptilian enough to be threat to us.
KDF Tac: Bortasqu' Tactical
Fed Tac: Fleet Gal-X
Keep those big guns a-thunderin'
And when did the Romulan chick become Sinister Plasma Lady or whatever you guys are calling her? I'd lean more towards Attractive Frontier Romulan or something along those lines.
The three are climbing up a hill, going through this nasty fog.. And as they get near the top, they come out of the fog, and the Star Fleet officer sees thousands of Dinosaurs, and Voth troops . He looks over at the Romulan and says, "Well, that makes me nervous." The Romulan says, "You think that's scary? When this is over, I have to go back down through that fog with the Klingon!"