How could the drunkest, pantless-est fleet fall to the second page? Are all our trousers tangled around our ankles? This is a travesty, I'm telling you.
How could the drunkest, pantless-est fleet fall to the second page? Are all our trousers tangled around our ankles? This is a travesty, I'm telling you.
I dont believe it myself. Im giving it some love right now! *licking my screen*:eek:
Three things you should know about the House of "Unrepentant" Fleet in Star Trek Online:
1. We believe in a 6-pack in every replicator, a phaser on every bow, and an Orion Love Slave* in every Captain's Quarters. Join us, and together we will make it so.
2. We want you to play what you want, when you want it. Our guild is about having a good time in good company, not following crazy rules or mandatory play times.
3. Kirk? Picard? Hah - we know the best starship captain is Zapp Brannigan.
Here's the deal. Unrepentant is a casual guild out to have some fun times flying in space and blowing stuff up. We're a bunch of overgrown kids who think the people you play with are more important than the games you play. We have families, jobs, life obligations; we log on at night to chill with cool folks** just like us. If you're someone just like us, we want you in the fleet.
But wait! There's more! Not only do you get a fleet full of cool cats when you join The U, you get a whole gaming community! Unrepentant is an adult gaming community with active guilds in ****, Champions, DDO, Global Agenda, and now STO. We also play online games such as L4D2, TF2, Killing Floor, Borderlands, and COD:MW2, and we're planning for the Upcoming release of The Old Republic. Basically, if you play it, chances are we're playing it too.
Sound good? Alright. Here's what we need from you:
That's it! Looking forward to flying the deadly Klingon skies with you soon, Captain.
*Male or female. We're equal opportunity perverts.
** Speaking of cool folks: you know the guy that won the contest and named a ship class the Dervish, which set off a firestorm of Trekkierage on these forums that even spilled onto Youtube? He's in our guild.
*** We also have 58 Rear Admirals in the Federation, and 2 in Klingon, with more getting there Admiral every day
Watch out for any invitations to the ready room though!!! The U Is the best thing on the Internet that has ever happened to me!!! ( Well now that I can't get to UESNET Muhahahaha!
Watch out for any invitations to the ready room though!!! The U Is the best thing on the Internet that has ever happened to me!!! ( Well now that I can't get to UESNET Muhahahaha!
Boy, I sure hope once the Rommies come out they aren't all like "Look at me, I just decloaked, and now I'm going to one-shot you." Although I must admit, I do find their ears scary...
I like Green Legs but do not like Spam.
Orion Captains in loin cloths with well rounded cans
Wearing bikinis in powerful ships
sashaying on bridges while shaking their hips
Can't help but love green legs and forget all you planned.:rolleyes:
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]LOVE MANKIND Hahahahahahaha
Really Joined in MAY 2010
I like Green Legs but do not like Spam.
Orion Captains in loin cloths with well rounded cans
Wearing bikinis in powerful ships
sashaying on bridges while shaking their hips
Can't help but love green legs and forget all you planned.:rolleyes:
As a full fledged member of the KDF its nice to see you all and nice to meet you. Will you share some tea and play a board game with me.......WTF I am not on the Fed side anymore. Lets go stomp some space bugs!!!! And drink bloodwine!!!!
The barrels of bloodwine will never be empty at our house! Klingons dont exactly play boardgames, but some Ueys do, so who knows. You wont just be joining a fleet, you will be joining a community.
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I dont believe it myself. Im giving it some love right now! *licking my screen*:eek:
Watch out for any invitations to the ready room though!!! The U Is the best thing on the Internet that has ever happened to me!!! ( Well now that I can't get to UESNET Muhahahaha!
Those invitations to the ready room, ohmy...
Probably by a dear old woman from Leningrad
Silly feds, even with more pointy ears the Empire is not afraid!
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
I've bumped all three recruitment threads now. That's a lot of Sexytime.
Orion Captains in loin cloths with well rounded cans
Wearing bikinis in powerful ships
sashaying on bridges while shaking their hips
Can't help but love green legs and forget all you planned.:rolleyes:
Really Joined in MAY 2010
lol nice!!!
You bump our Fed thread but not kdf?
I am soooo telling on you to ZOD :P
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
No pants, Blood wine, roasted tribbles, what word is there not to keep
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
That will be pillaging and drinking all the bloodwine!
Worf in a speedo?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.