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Set Disruptors ot Sexytime!!! We Have BBQ Tribble

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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Strippers... Do I have to say any more than that?
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  • husnock1husnock1 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    ^No, folks, he really shouldn't.

    DON'T MAKE HIM TALK MORE! :P
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    A date which will live in infamy... The United Federation of Planets was viciously and without provocation attacked by the Klingon Empire...

    Say know more? I can continue...
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Lack of action here could suggest that no one is around... or it could suggest we are too busy to focus on this... More likely we are just too toasted to worry about it.
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  • areikou#8990 areikou
    areikou#8990
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    edited November 2012
    My helmsman backed my BoP into the Qo'nos starbase last night. He thought it was his personal garage. The bloodwine got mixed with a bit of foreign substance last night...
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Two Klingons walked into a bar... One Uey drank them under the table.
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Until the next morning, when the Uey decides to stay in bed due to the massive hangover...
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    I get nothing on that?
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  • areikou#8990 areikou
    areikou#8990
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    edited November 2012
    I'm still recovering from the hangover, leave me alone =P
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    I'd call bull, saying you drink like a girl, but considering some of my female cousins can outdrink the males in my family, that would be giving you way too much credit. I'm still calling bull.
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  • areikou#8990 areikou
    areikou#8990
         Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    A Barrel of Bloodwine a day, keeps the reality away.
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Yeah, well i'm not dragging your behind back to barracks tonight.
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  • areikou#8990 areikou
    areikou#8990
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    edited November 2012
    That's why we have transporters.

    TRIBBLE using them to rescue people from burning buildings, or using them to safely place a team of people on any spot on a planet.

    Nope, they're used for transporting completely TRIBBLE drunk Ueys from the bars to their beds.
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • git96git96 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I like using them to create alternate versions of myself that I can then maroon on abandoned planets and then compete with years later for my love interest.
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Do they also call themselves Thomas?
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  • areikou#8990 areikou
    areikou#8990
         Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I would stab my alternate self in the face with a tire iron (Stab with a blunt object? Think about that for a moment!).

    There can be only ONE!!!
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I'd Prefer you hang yourself from a hook attached to the back of your skull in the center of the starbase. Your alternate self has to be a better warrior than this you...
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  • areikou#8990 areikou
    areikou#8990
         Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Well that was a little...dark. I like it! But only if I can string myself up please! I want to make sure it's done right!
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    You will have to have help... the hook must be set directly under the base of the skull.
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Vega? Can you hear me? Oops, the hook wasn't supposed to go through the spinal cord...
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  • lordcorrinolordcorrino Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    daiouvegeta2 wrote: »
    That's why we have transporters.

    TRIBBLE using them to rescue people from burning buildings, or using them to safely place a team of people on any spot on a planet.

    Nope, they're used for transporting completely TRIBBLE drunk Ueys from the bars to their beds.

    Except that it is usually going to be another drunk Uey doing the transporter. Waaaay too many things that can go wrong. Stick to a shuttle and autopilot.

    Uey: "Comthputer, did I tell you how thexy u r?"

    Computer: "I see you are drunk again Captain. Setting autopilot back to the ship."
  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Completely true, Corrino.
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  • areikou#8990 areikou
    areikou#8990
         Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Nothing quite like being transported half way between clean air and a wall by a friend that just gave you five bloodwine jello shooters.
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Couldn't we just use the transporter to bring the bar to us? We have all that extra space in the Fortress that could use a new bar every week. We drink all the booze we transport it back and get a new one.
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Now that is an idea...
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Or we could just transport the booze and send back the empty bottles...
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  • git96git96 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    99 bottles of bloodwine on the wall, 99 bottles of bloodwine. You take one down and pass it around. Uh... and then you have less bottles of bloodwine on the wall. Come to think of it, take them all off the wall and empty them into a garbage can we can all dip our krunk mugs into like on that DS9 episode...
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    git96 wrote: »
    99 bottles of bloodwine on the wall, 99 bottles of bloodwine. You take one down and pass it around. Uh... and then you have less bottles of bloodwine on the wall. Come to think of it, take them all off the wall and empty them into a garbage can we can all dip our krunk mugs into like on that DS9 episode...

    Klingon Krunk Mugs for sales at Quarks bar. How great would that be?
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Surely you aren't suggesting sharing all our bloodwine with non-Ueys?
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  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Man, I really killed this thread...
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