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Cryptic has officially lost it.....

monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
edited November 2014 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
I was on Nimbus III and doing the episode 'The Undying' and entered the stronghold. I ended up in a room with a bar and dance floor and needed to talk to Hassan.

I saw THIS dancing in front of a pole on the dance floor. :eek:
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Words cannot express my amusement. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. :D
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  • guilli88guilli88 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    There's females playing this game as well you know. They do enjoy seeing a nice sixpack and whatnot!
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  • trycksh0ttrycksh0t Member Posts: 148 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The only thing that makes that better, the dude sitting in-front of him there. If you give it enough time, he'll eventually say something like 'I think I'm in love'. I fell out of my chair, hilarious.
  • tsf00181tsf00181 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Least it wasn't a naked Nichelle Nichols dancing in the moonlight.:

    .....as she appears now, that was even rough in STV

    Believe me there are things much much worse then a 3d model dancing in a speedo.
  • klintobean81klintobean81 Member Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    monkeybone13 wrote: »
    I was on Nimbus III and doing the episode 'The Undying' and entered the stronghold. I ended up in a room with a bar and dance floor and needed to talk to Hassan.

    I saw THIS dancing in front of a pole on the dance floor. :eek:
    screenshot2013052423111.jpg

    Words cannot express my amusement. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. :D

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  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    guilli88 wrote: »
    There's females playing this game as well you know. They do enjoy seeing a nice sixpack and whatnot!
    Maybe playing this game, but not in the audience in that screenshot...
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  • kain9primekain9prime Member Posts: 739 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    guilli88 wrote: »
    There's females playing this game as well you know.
    I'm sure all 5 of them appreciated it.

    :P
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited May 2013
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  • jstewart55jstewart55 Member Posts: 412 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Can't believe they got away with the "I think I'm in love" line. Progress! :D
  • phoeniciusphoenicius Member Posts: 762 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    orangeitis wrote: »
    Maybe playing this game, but not in the audience in that screenshot...

    are aliens not allowed to be TRIBBLE/bi/whatever? :p
  • wildmousexwildmousex Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    phoenicius wrote: »
    are aliens not allowed to be TRIBBLE/bi/whatever? :p

    what's to say that in that aliens race, that's what the females look like?
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  • nadiezjanadiezja Member Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I love that the audience is all-male. Best part of this whole thing.
  • twg042370twg042370 Member Posts: 2,312 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I think they're fans of Electric Six

    Also, it's about time the game about the equal opportunity space future actually starts to show some equality in it's perviness. If I had my way I'd have random species up on the stage. This time humans, next playthrough, Gorn.
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  • phoeniciusphoenicius Member Posts: 762 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wildmousex wrote: »
    what's to say that in that aliens race, that's what the females look like?

    this is star trek :p EVERY female has TRIBBLE,(even when it doesn't make sense) if doesn't have it must be male.
  • monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tsf00181 wrote: »
    Least it wasn't a naked Nichelle Nichols dancing in the moonlight.:

    .....as she appears now, that was even rough in STV

    Believe me there are things much much worse then a 3d model dancing in a speedo.

    I thought she had nice legs in that movie. :o
  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    this thread is a major lmfao
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  • sterlingwarbirdsterlingwarbird Member Posts: 186 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    trycksh0t wrote: »
    The only thing that makes that better, the dude sitting in-front of him there. If you give it enough time, he'll eventually say something like 'I think I'm in love'. I fell out of my chair, hilarious.

    Don't be so homophobic, :P (j/k) plenty of TRIBBLE men play this game, like me. I for one, commend Cryptic on their attempts to integrate that in the future, nobody will care about people's sexuality. It was what Gene said on the matter. "By the 24th Century, nobody will care about sexuality, it will be a personal choice."

    Good call Cryptic
  • beerxhyperbeerxhyper Member Posts: 676 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    phoenicius wrote: »
    this is star trek :p EVERY female has TRIBBLE,(even when it doesn't make sense) if doesn't have it must be male.

    whose to say it has to have TRIBBLE to be female just go watch star trek 5 in the prision how do we know it was a male when kirk kicked it's knee that was really it's junk :eek::P


  • latiasracerlatiasracer Member Posts: 680 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    phoenicius wrote: »
    this is star trek :p EVERY female has TRIBBLE,(even when it doesn't make sense) if doesn't have it must be male.

    I see literally no problem with this.


    What's wrong with TRIBBLE?
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  • tpalelenatpalelena Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    sterlingwarbird wrote: »
    Don't be so homophobic, :P (j/k) plenty of TRIBBLE men play this game, like me. I for one, commend Cryptic on their attempts to integrate that in the future, nobody will care about people's sexuality. It was what Gene said on the matter. "By the 24th Century, nobody will care about sexuality, it will be a personal choice."

    Good call Cryptic

    I think he just found it funny :)

    What does disturb me a bit however is the fact that the strippers pull a weapon and attack you.

    What kind of stripper attacks an armed band of fighters, and where in Q's name did they pull their guns out from?
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  • sterlingwarbirdsterlingwarbird Member Posts: 186 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tpalelena wrote: »
    I think he just found it funny :)

    What does disturb me a bit however is the fact that the strippers pull a weapon and attack you.

    What kind of stripper attacks an armed band of fighters, and where in Q's name did they pull their guns out from?

    Believe me, many strippers know how to hide their batleths XD :eek:
  • sophus84atsophus84at Member Posts: 404 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i think its a good move from cryptic. there are females playing, and also bi or TRIBBLE people enjoying star trek. roddenberry future vision was one of a humankind without hate. he even made a dress for a man , which appears in one of the tng season one episodes i think.

    so nealry halfnaked orion girls are okay, which are used a sex slaves (ENT lore now disregarding)

    but a half naked dude is not? grow up.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,472 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tpalelena wrote: »
    ...and where in Q's name did they pull their guns out from?
    You don't want to know. Let's just say the weapon is going to need a lot of cleaning later...
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  • dessniperdessniper Member Posts: 195 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    What else would you expect from a company based in San Fransicko
  • ironmakoironmako Member Posts: 770 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    sophus84at wrote: »
    i think its a good move from cryptic. there are females playing, and also bi or TRIBBLE people enjoying star trek. roddenberry future vision was one of a humankind without hate. he even made a dress for a man , which appears in one of the tng season one episodes i think.

    so nealry halfnaked orion girls are okay, which are used a sex slaves (ENT lore now disregarding)

    but a half naked dude is not? grow up.

    I'm happy with the old "live and let live" Idea, but I do hope we dont start getting TRIBBLE rights marches Happening in the Social areas Like Drozana and DS9! lol
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,472 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    But human rights for all (what you so tellingly term "TRIBBLE rights") are a given, at least in the Federation, in the 25th century. There's no more need to march for them than there's any need to march for equal rights for, say, Bolians.
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  • tacofangstacofangs Member Posts: 2,951 Cryptic Developer
    edited May 2013
    dessniper wrote: »
    What else would you expect from a company based in San Fransicko

    You spelled it wrong.
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  • misterde3misterde3 Member Posts: 4,195 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jonsills wrote: »
    But human rights for all (what you so tellingly term "TRIBBLE rights") are a given, at least in the Federation, in the 25th century. There's no more need to march for them than there's any need to march for equal rights for, say, Bolians.

    Agreed, Bolians should have the right to dance topless in bars too.
  • trixiefantrixiefan Member Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I second someone's suggestion to have a Gorn up there dancing.
  • milesvaugnmilesvaugn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jonsills wrote:
    But human rights for all (what you so tellingly term "TRIBBLE rights") are a given, at least in the Federation, in the 25th century. There's no more need to march for them than there's any need to march for equal rights for, say, Bolians.
    Let me fix that for you...
    But equal rights for all sapients (what you and the Federation so tellingly term "human rights") are not a given in the 25th century. There is a need to march equal rights for, say, Bolians.

    Or is the Federation a Humanity-fan-club? Maybe we should blame Cryptic and PWE for blatantly favoring their human players, just because humans make up >85% of the player base. Sheesh.

    :P
  • mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    when i see that almost nude dancing man i always come back thinking; when you see the world for what it is today, love, any love is better then ending up on the receiving end of pain and misery that is being inflicted all too often on one another. i used to be homophobic but i no longer consider that at all any longer. so if you talk to that drooling alien male sitting on the chair watching that man dancing when he points out the direction. at least there is no pretense about it.

    but just because i am happy to see something like this in sto doesnt mean i want a whole chapter dedicated to it in the near future, love is fine, but it should remain a private thing or as close as since i doubt anyone wants to know about someone elses sexual affairs in details.
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