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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • williamtpicardwilliamtpicard Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Morn and and a Gorn walk into a bar, the Gorn turns to Morn and says "thats Ok i didnt see it either"
  • bidzarbidzar Member Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    So, two Gorn walk into a bar.

    The bar breaks in half!
    Bwhahhahahahahaha!

    *Sound of phaser fire leaving a smoking pile of Gorn.....*
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    djxprime wrote: »
    I love that one. This one still get's me LMFAO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9srPr4Lc6k

    Yup that one is classic.
  • mushariagainmushariagain Member Posts: 304 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    This thread :cool: has Gorn awry.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm not THAT difficult to please, I just have a very low tolerance threshold for stupid BS! - George Carlin.
  • chu78chu78 Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    So much for this. I'm gonna go 'bate to some gorn and call it a night.
  • roczahroczah Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i am the great Gornholio
  • trekie564trekie564 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    apollo169 wrote: »
    Q: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?

    A: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."

    LOL. on the topic of gorn jokes, MORE!!!! THE MASTER COMMANDS IT. we are at 140 pages of posts. do long, long posts to get to 200 sooner
    this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    LLAP, everyone.
  • thlaylierahthlaylierah Member Posts: 2,987 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    No problem.

    I am stuck on a 4 day vacation from STO while my Starbase upgrades to T2.

    4 Days!

    Got a lot of crafting done in SWTOR.
  • vaisatrianivaisatriani Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Gornflakes?
  • apollo169apollo169 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Q: Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?
    A: Piccard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    vaisatriani wrote: »
    Gornflakes?

    already done that one :)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • montyw13montyw13 Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    roczah wrote: »
    i am the great Gornholio

    *Puts shirt over head* I AM THE GREAT GORNHOLIO! I need TP for my Gornhole!
  • kintishokintisho Member Posts: 1,040 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    apollo169 wrote: »
    Q: Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?
    A: Piccard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."

    you sir are here by banned from trek jokes.. forever
  • assimilat3dassimilat3d Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The Gorn Identity
    The Gorn Supremacy
    The Gorn Ultimatum
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Get torn a new Gorn Hole!
    Kkerp5u.jpg?1

    "No matter where you go...there you are."
  • bidzarbidzar Member Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    djxprime wrote: »
    I love that one. This one still get's me LMFAO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9srPr4Lc6k

    Gornerria...... :-(
  • nephtnepht Member Posts: 5,826 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    bidzar wrote: »
    What really happened is....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ytrpF1Jo0

    The Server power system gave up.

    LOL that made me spit my coffee over my pug Mr Marv XD
    nepht_siggy_by_nepht-d8xf5sk.jpg
    Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Gorn Begins

    You want to see this Gorn vanish?
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • greasemonkey981greasemonkey981 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Gorn History X
  • vaisatrianivaisatriani Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    montyw13 wrote: »
    *Puts shirt over head* I AM THE GREAT GORNHOLIO! I need TP for my Gornhole!

    The thread Gorns too fast to keep up...
  • kintishokintisho Member Posts: 1,040 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    here u are



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT5xKrqgpj8
  • kiriseekirisee Member Posts: 446 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    cassiann wrote: »
    I am so glad I stopped pating for a membership. It would be like paying a Hooker to verbally abuse me.

    If Cryptic ever wants my money again they need to make it so there updates do NOT cause more glitches then they fix and give better rewards for being a loyal paying cosyumer.

    Like opening lock boxes for free for staters, Exclusive Members ONLY access areas would be good also.


    you a monthly subscriber? i paid $300 for lifetime and pay over $200 per month on top of it...don't think ya gonna get any more benefits from Cryptic....and probably don't deserve them anyway lol
    "If everyone used Macs, we'd be working on how to get to Alpha Centauri rather than how to get to Mars."
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    We gotta have Gorn Jokes, reminds me why I stay away from ESD.
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • magusemperormagusemperor Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Transgorners.
  • lurker49alurker49a Member Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Ah, put Gorn in it already! we get it.
  • kargandarrkargandarr Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    when is the login server coming up online? it is ?><"_+~!#$@ aggravating me , being unable to check on what changes were made on the tribble server. Andele, ariba!!
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    If I ever make a Gorn character, this will be his theme song every time he walked onto the bridge.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnhK6sd8wEw
    Kkerp5u.jpg?1

    "No matter where you go...there you are."
  • renomillerrenomiller Member Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    greasemonkey981 wrote: »
    Gorn History X

    How exactly is that clever?
  • evostvoevostvo Member Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    What a poor soul, opportunity down the drain, but great clip


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5msgN4QEnA
  • apollo169apollo169 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Computer: Insufficient information.
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