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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i call for pizza but you get what you pay for

    I have pizza...
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  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Connecting to the Gorn Server.......Connection timed out .........Call a Gorn Repressintive
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • roczahroczah Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Another gorn bites the dust.
  • apollo169apollo169 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    A visiting admiral approached Chekov's station on the ENTERPRISE. Thinking he would test the young officer, he asked, "What would you do if the weapons officer suddenly got his head blown off?" "Nothing, sir." "Why nothing?" "Because I'm the weapons officer, sir."
  • sardiajaxsardiajax Member Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    renomiller wrote: »
    How exactly is that clever?

    Easy answer.

    It's not.

    I keep looking here for actual news, and its 30 pages of moronic gorn blabs. :rolleyes:
  • jonathan#1031 jonathan Member Posts: 105 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    People have been evacuated in LA due to a Wild Fire, is Cryptic in LA? If so maybe their servers are on fire.
    <|>< . . . <z^>< . . . <zX^>< <( (..) )> oO(There's always a bigger Fish in the sea.)
  • bidzarbidzar Member Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    nchitman wrote: »
    Really guys this is getting old old old , it's been a all evening thing here on the east coast in the great state of north carolina:mad:

    Well up in New Gorn we've been offline from the servers too!
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    austg76 wrote: »
    Connecting to the Gorn Server.......Connection timed out .........Call a Gorn Repressintive

    Call a spell checker :D
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  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    I have pizza...

    ALRIGHT everyone TREK to this guys place ...pizza party

    ill bring ht eold school rpg and we can use your back yard as a map
  • jnoaubreyjnoaubrey Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    C'mon, Cryptic! How hard would it be to add a banner section on the home page during outages with something along the lines of:

    "We are experiencing issues with (some function of the game). We are working on a fix and expect the problem to be resolved by xx:xx GMT. Next update will be at yy:yy."

    A little communication would ease a lot of frustration.
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Everyone has been asking me, "What are you going to name your romulan char when it goes live?"

    I reply "FED FOR LIFE"

    I get the following "So I guess you didn't buy the legacy pack then?"


    I don't know how to make it any simpler.
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • kargandarrkargandarr Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    when is it gorn to stop with the gorn jokes
  • mazerunnermazerunner Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    madalein wrote: »
    well at least when cryptic fires it's employees they can look forward to a career in politics

    No no, you're thinking of EA's employee's
    MazeRunner

    "Reason notwithstanding, the Universe continues unabated."
  • spudman67spudman67 Member Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Web site says it up.

    Launcher says it aint.

    What is it?!?
    :confused:
  • fadmbambamfadmbambam Member Posts: 656 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    madalein wrote: »
    well at least when cryptic fires it's employees they can look forward to a career in politics

    I think PWE promotes the employees that cause problems.... too many outages/disconnects.
  • roczahroczah Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Like Gorn threw and hourglass, So are the days of our lives.
  • nemesischikennemesischiken Member Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    apollo169 wrote: »
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Computer: Insufficient information.

    Oh, now with the chicken jokes ;)
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Psst! It's me!

    Don't forget to shout Microwave! at 2000 posts in the thread!
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Maybe this would help them get up and running again....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6B4hVLBm1g
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    "No matter where you go...there you are."
  • magusemperormagusemperor Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    sardiajax wrote: »
    Easy answer.

    It's not.

    I keep looking here for actual news, and its 30 pages of moronic gorn blabs. :rolleyes:

    Well, thats what you get when you think that a 200 page long thread is gonna have legit news in it that is quicker to access than STOs facebook page ;D
  • vaisatrianivaisatriani Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The funny thing is, I haven't played the game in probably a year and a half. I heard about the expansion to play Romulans and thought I'd give it a go again.

    Wouldn't you know it, the night I decide to log back in is the night when the system goes all China Syndrome on everyone. Oh well.

    Just curious, did they ever give the Klingons a full PVE campaign?
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    Call a spell checker :D

    Sorry tired....and i can not spell to good when I am aggravated.... and i am starting to get aggravated...
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jnoaubrey wrote: »
    C'mon, Cryptic! How hard would it be to add a banner section on the home page during outages with something along the lines of:

    "We are experiencing issues with (some function of the game). We are working on a fix and expect the problem to be resolved by xx:xx GMT. Next update will be at yy:yy."

    A little communication would ease a lot of frustration.

    They can't figure out how to plug in a server to a socket, don't ask them to try and figure out HTML at the same time...
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  • lurker49alurker49a Member Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The thread Gorns too fast to keep up...
    rehcnaf wrote: »
    any news on when it will be up again?

    It will NEVAR! stop.
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    spudman67 wrote: »
    Web site says it up.

    Launcher says it aint.

    What is it?!?
    :confused:

    i saw some binars giggling over by the server go ask them
  • halfpint71kyhalfpint71ky Member Posts: 127 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    bidzar wrote: »
    Gorn To the Future
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    Gorn To the Future III

    I am the great Gornholio!!!! Give me TP for my bunghole... I don't want Klingons!
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  • kreugekreuge Member Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    " Give it more power! Reroute the gobbledygook through the main deflectors and..."

    From twitter
  • samus1001samus1001 Member Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    according to facebook they are making progresss but no ETA on when server will be up.
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    austg76 wrote: »
    Sorry tired....and i can not spell to good when I am aggravated.... and i am starting to get aggravated...

    I'm past aggravated, I'm in the way beyond aggravated so I am heading into troll mode now...
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  • sardiajaxsardiajax Member Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jnoaubrey wrote: »
    C'mon, Cryptic! How hard would it be to add a banner section on the home page during outages with something along the lines of:

    "We are experiencing issues with (some function of the game). We are working on a fix and expect the problem to be resolved by xx:xx GMT. Next update will be at yy:yy."

    A little communication would ease a lot of frustration.

    Those days are gone. Now its TWITer and facebork.

    I miss the days of SWG...sony got alot of things wrong but at least the launcher had a ticker and moderated live chat....
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