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  • antrysantrys Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    arkyboy wrote: »
    Double Dumbass on you! :P LOL:D
    http://www.artunlimited.com/webcontent/fullsize/A/A5/A5633.jpg what's really happening in the server room:rolleyes:

    What's Really Happening in the server room:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hShY6xZWVGE
  • kalvorax#3775 kalvorax Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    dont know if server is down or just having constant disconnects XD

    (yeah its down but couldnt resist)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I find this line of replies sadly hilarious. We put a lot of work into the massive list of fixes/changes above, and ya'll are hung up on the ability to skip our content. =p
  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    tc10b wrote: »
    We should start a new hamster fund for cryptic servers to keep on running.

    but you see you're wrong.....they switched over to the non-reproducing tribbles. They have gotten so fat, they can no longer roll :rolleyes:
  • xapocalypseponyxxapocalypseponyx Member Posts: 577 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Server Is Down (team is investigateing: we'll be back up ASAP) was that a lie becuse its a hour later and its still not fixed.

    You have to factor in time to brew the coffee.
  • globus4globus4 Member Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    what they did fix it man, they put that red thing on the sign in page saying its busted
  • kalel514kalel514 Member Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Again?!?!?.. all these crashes and they wont even give us a c store sale... thats it I want a 50% off sale right meow!
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I am almost to the point to pull out Star Trek TMP to get my fix....I just aint there yet..but close..
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • alexrichardsalexrichards Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    technomaje wrote: »
    I want my server back, server back, server back,

    I want my server back, server back, server back.....

    STO's......

    Server back soon.....

    LOL. I sang that in his voice.. Priceless :D
    Admiral Alex 'Grumpy Cat' Richards
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "What you looking @ Admiral?"
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    is this scheduled maintanence cuz its sure lasting as long as those usually do
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    im wathcing star trek vs BSG HD ...not a bd home made video
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HXz2oOlN0A
    at least be amused for awhile
  • sopheset000sopheset000 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    lowqfah wrote: »
    As a Ferngi....Rule of Acquisition Number 1, when you have their money, never give it back.

    you think they are ferngi? no wonder why the usa is in trillions in debt. THE PERTIGON ARE ALL FERNGI
  • tragicomentragicomen Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    250 pages... i wonder how many people can get banned in that short amount of time?


    Ferret upgrades incoming!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,480 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    is this scheduled maintanence cuz its sure lasting as long as those usually do

    That's on Thrusdays.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    maaaaaybe we all just typed our passwords wrong
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  • typodamantypodaman Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    give the staff a break they work hard to f*** up the server for us they deserve a break for a job well done

    (goes and plays Chuzzle)
  • happystanhappystan Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Release The Kraken!!!!!
  • kalvorax#3775 kalvorax Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    tragicomen wrote: »
    250 pages... i wonder how many people can get banned in that short amount of time?


    Ferret upgrades incoming!

    im waiting for the forums to crash XD
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I find this line of replies sadly hilarious. We put a lot of work into the massive list of fixes/changes above, and ya'll are hung up on the ability to skip our content. =p
  • alaerickalaerick Member Posts: 166 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    What does god need with a server? (or starship for that matter)
    A beautiful death awaits you...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    -Foundry-
    Campaign: The Battle of Neverwinter - NWS-DOQXFA4ZD
    Prologue: A not so simple plan - NW-DCJG75B9D
  • synfatelyngsynfatelyng Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Let me guess Cryptic servers are covered by Obamacare.
  • ignishautignishaut Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    Did anyone try to unplug it and plug it back it.

    They got the unplug part down, they need to work on the plug it back in part...
  • flshbngflshbng Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Funny how I really only care about the game when I can't play it.
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Current state of the server technician... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M_oBYNb6UU
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • fringelordfringelord Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Apparently, the stress of over 5,000 users attempting to log in at the same time has created a log jam.
  • sopheset000sopheset000 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You have to factor in time to brew the coffee.

    how long dose it take to brew coffee. what is there only 500 on it?
    it should be done in about 50 min.
  • rvlion79rvlion79 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    It seems that I (as EU player) am screwed with "prime time" maintenance and the server crashes during EU nights...

    Atleast everyone is screwed. :rolleyes:
  • sjokruhlicasjokruhlica Member Posts: 434 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    happystan wrote: »
    Release The Kraken!!!!!

    hmm I still have a bottle of that around here somewhere....
  • moutoku343moutoku343 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    momaw wrote: »
    Uh, yeah, I think I crashed it.

    I hit the launcher, the launcher said the game was up, and it let me log in. I launched the game, got to the character select, and then when my character started loading I got the alarming message "Couldn't ensure the game container exists for account #########(myaccount)."

    Sorry about that guys. :(

    you are forgiven... kiss of death emote....
  • antrysantrys Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    This thread is almost as old as Nimoy,
  • wormsignswormsigns Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh2qIkqx-0A

    for no reason at all...... or raisins at all....
  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    might be a good time to crack open some rum and drink with the meds that say "do not take with alcohol"
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