I would like to report a Occupational Health and Safety issue regarding Fleet Starbases...to the Cryptic Art team
In the Ops level of the FED Fleet Starbase, there is a large curved piece of transparent aluminium arching over the doorway to the Officer of the Watch's room. This doubles as a bridge-like wallkway between the bar/lounge and an elevated platform.
However, the outer side of the walkway does not have a side barrier, so people can simply walk off it and fall right back down on to the main floor of the Ops level.
Whilst players don't actually take any damage this way, it just seems comical that, with all the gimmicky SB special projects the devs devise, there isn't a protective barrier along the outside of the walkway over the door to the OotW room.
Thoughts?
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Any exposed ramp or elevated walkway on your starbase will now have handrails. All consoles will have padding around the outside to prevent bruising. And most importantly, all seats will have seat belts.
Additionally, anyone beaming onto the station will recieve a new EVA suit known simply as "Padded," which all station personnel are required to wear at all times. Any resemblance to the Michelin Man is purely coincidental.
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Maybe Sta-Puft Marshmellow Man could be a C-Store skin for it.
Be fair- that's a prison staffed by holograms...
On a more serious note- the section the bridge leads to just screams "featured project" to me.
Because you never know when you'll have to bash someone's skull into a railing.
RAILING KILL!
The lack of guardrails doesn't surprise me. Starfleet has a well known and documented dislike of OSHA regulations. A glass floor in engineering? Sure, why not!
Not having pockets DOES have benefits!
While were at it, I know it's clear metal, and I'm not scared of hights, but I still can shake the feeling I'm standing on scary looking glass while I'm on that very bridge. :eek:
Doesn't mean we can't have holes in the bottom!
What series was it?
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I hear their staff-lawyers are looking for their next target.
A mall close to where I live had clear glass walkways around the upper floors... they're still glass...
They just aren't clear anymore.
And the starbase walkway, well i always found that silly. I mean come on, they put a seat belt on the Enterprise-B's captain's chair, but no handrails here...
Been to Japan?
Spent 2 weeks noticing things there that would have been illegal in the US, like a distinct lack of hand rails on foot bridges rising 4 or so feet over a shallow Koi pond at one particular Temple. And yet busloads of tourists were walking along it - many of them bemoaning the lack of handrails. Just before the bridge, a guide repeated: please turn around and go the long way around the pond if you feel you cannot safely be on the bridge.
I asked my guide later about this, and the answer I got in short was: In Japan, if you're stupid enough to walk someplace you don't think you can proceed safely, and another path is offered - that's your own damn fault.
Had that serene pond been in the US, the beauty of that bridge over the water would have been destroyed by 4' rails, or made inaccessible to guests, thanks to trial law making it the owner's fault for not stopping a clumsy baby boomer from saying "this is too dangerous for me!" yet continuing anyway.
That all said, if you have never visited or been stationed in Japan, consider it. Spent 2 weeks chasing sakura by bullet train with a Navy friend stationed there, hopping from Nagasaki to Hiroshima to Kyoto to Fuji (Kawaguchi) to Tokyo, and while I'll still be paying that trip off, it was worth every crazy second.
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As a kid, in the 80's, I remember a guy who had dove from the trestle into the river. Hit the bottom and broken his neck. He sued the city. They had to put up "No Diving" signs all along the foot path.
Personally I find it quite handy, I use it when I'm doing the find the padd officer daily
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There's a lot more reason to drop that anime besides rails and GONZO grimdark gorn wrong...
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Idiot, everyone knows that you always cannonball in! :P;)
Oh well, it is sad that such people are so dumb.....
Why cant we replace all the "No Diving" signs with "No Dumb Asses" signs.