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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    There is no truth in News, and there is no news in Truth.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I don't watch TNG that often anymore, but when I do, I hit mute whenever Deanna speaks more than a few words in a row.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    It's dark outside ad I need to walk all the way back to my residense hall ! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    In a Dark Space Pickle somewhere Hiding . .awaits the 4 of 10...

    My Bingo Book has a big bounty on you my little dearie don't disappoint me any longer... you mean old assimilation space whale ship thingy.. You smelt of acquired Elderberries and your Mother was a Tribble..

    Im even thinking about learning Klingon Crafting to H" Peng you.. like a good little Ahab would.. but i blew up the lab so i have to call i nsome Freddie Orion secrets and favours and Gain a CH'eng thingy..

    I'll be ready w bells on.. Quicker then you can Say Pequod..?

    Signed with Mayham..

    Dread Space Orion "Jade"
    LTG, SCI
    IKV ryo-Ohki
    Commanding
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Birds are attracted to their reflections to mirrors. Need proof? Watch this. *Holds a mirror in front of Hort*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I've taken my umbrella to work 4 days straight!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Get up get out of your Bridge Chair sleeping!

    You don't hear the Call of your Tactical Officer Weapon as you
    ask your Science officer to keep scanning

    You'll hear my voice is calling
    to be mine again,
    live the rest of your life in a day.

    Get out and Retreat while your Admiral Quinn is still sleeping
    As ny Sweep Borg Song starts invading your Dreams you've been keeping

    No one can see us in your sweet dream.
    don't hear you leave to start the warp core.
    All wrapped up tightly in the coat you borrowed from the-star base tailor,
    your place of resting is not far.

    No time to understand,
    `cause they lost what they thought they were keeping.
    No Drake or Hansen will save you now
    as on to your ship we are beaming.....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    In other news, a former employee was arrested today in an attempt to smuggle a weapon of mass destruction into his work area.

    The item was later destroyed in a controlled explosion.

    And now the weather:

    After four days of rain, tommorow will be sunny.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    *Nobody* expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise.
    Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
    Our *three* weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical dedication to the pope.
    Our *four*... No... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, sur-





    I'll come in again.

    /slams door
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    *ahem* What is this? I didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    And now for the very first time on the silver screen comes the film from two books which once shocked a generation. From Emily Bront
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    And now for something completely different... *CAPT Winters explodes*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I was expecting the spanish inquisition but they didnt arrive.

    I am now feeling mildy disapointed.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Cpt_Equinox, of Leighton Road, Slough has concealed himself extremely well. He could be almost anywhere. He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. However we happen to know he's in the above post.
    [the above post explodes]

    BOOM!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I wish to complain about the Toucan I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    I wish to complain about the Toucan I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique!

    Toucan play at that game!

    *bangs toucan on desk*

    Its ASLEEP!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    It was Friday 08:26 AM September 9th and the Los Angeles scum was working overtime last night. That is why I work here, I carry a badge.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Any one who want out now, too bad.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I have the feeling...something bad is going to happen. The end of the world! Of Society!

    Oh wait, it's just wind. *erp*

    'Scuse me...:o
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    I have the feeling...oh wait, it's just wind.

    *erp*

    'Scuse me...:o

    *PUNT* Next time excuse yourself first.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    We interrupt this thread to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Knew you were going to read this? You may be psychic.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    We interrupt your regularly scheduled unimportant announcement to tell you that a school of blood-sucking lampreys have been sited swimming down Kings Street in Alexandria, Virginia. Carry on.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Good evening. Tonight in Ten-Forward, we examine the phenomenon of d
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Good evening. Tonight in Ten-Forward, we examine the phenomenon of d
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Well last week, we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. And this week on "How to Do It" we're going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here's Archanubis to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    ...I've had a nosebleed.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Welcome to Corneria!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You probably noticed that I didn't say, "And now for something completely different," just now. This is simply because, I am unable to appear in the thread this moment. Sorry to interrupt.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Ah, your first hangover. I remember my first hangover...Well, that's not true. If I remembered it, it wouldn't be a real hangover.
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