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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

    Well, I'm in this relationship and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. I like her, but we're not really connecting.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Captain Joseph Kittinger (USAF) was awarded a Distinguished Flying Cross for free falling for four minutes from 102,000 feet

    He got a couple records in the process.

    At 614mph Kittinger he hands down the fastest ape without an engine. That was during Excelsior III.

    Excelsior one had an equipment malfunction that knocked Kittinger out. While unconscious he was in a flat spin of 120rpm with a calculated sustained G-load of 22 at his extremities, yup another unique Kittinger record.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Exactly and thus not becoming a Postumius Lawn Dart... Augering Bad Very Definitely Bad

    Red Out Black out LAwn Dart... [have you doing the Sir Robin changing of the Armour even in a Full reality Air Combat Sim] never dropped more then 12k over the English Channel in Big Week Recreations in
    my ME-109K] Air Warrior Hurrah!

    http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/screenshots/3/199353/ww2fight_790screen002.jpg



    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Air_Warrior_II_Coverart.jpg

    yabba dabba doo a flinstones landign no gear.. belly hope the bolts hold..
    http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/screenshots/3/199353/ww2fight_790screen003.jpg
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    This is post #2345 of this thread
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    oh oh I thought you were going to name it the Ten Forward Lodge # or Chapel
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Never tell me the odds!
    Please do tell me all about the evens though. Mmmmm symmetry is smexy. :o
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Yes, run! Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    <has SWG icon on destop.. is friend of a friend thats livingdeadjedi

    Messa Sorry Ani.. Pleeezzz [:eek: isent that the queen i nthat shower]
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Exactly and thus not becoming a Postumius Lawn Dart... Augering Bad Very Definitely Bad

    Red Out Black out LAwn Dart... [have you doing the Sir Robin changing of the Armour even in a Full reality Air Combat Sim] never dropped more then 12k over the English Channel in Big Week Recreations in
    my ME-109K] Air Warrior Hurrah!

    http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/screenshots/3/199353/ww2fight_790screen002.jpg



    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Air_Warrior_II_Coverart.jpg

    yabba dabba doo a flinstones landign no gear.. belly hope the bolts hold..
    http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/screenshots/3/199353/ww2fight_790screen003.jpg

    No lawn dart. Here he is in an interview by the BBC.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Coming soon to STO, a red tribble, that when used will provide the user a Very Rare Nausican Mallet
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Coming soon to STO, a red tribble, that when used will provide the user a Very Rare Nausican Mallet

    :eek: How do I get such a tribble?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Coming soon to the C-Store!

    The "Dawson MkII Steampunk Dreadnaught!" Featuring dual-firing grappling hooks, +15 steam to all systems, long range heavy artillary cannon, 3 section MVAM, and a crew of 4000. :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    :eek: How do I get such a tribble?

    Sorry my avatar kitty already got th only one
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Caitain Pounce, bats yarn tribble, yawns curls up for nap... Wakes up in Re-education Camp Cage

    W marching Raven Cappy and Momo.. passes out

    Wakes up sees Toucan... "toucan speaks" So What you in for Doc?"

    Hum Caitain forms gone.. "We Have to escape before they bring the flea collars..."

    http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/2/24/WingsOfIcarus.jpg
    Pickles lock What.. oh no stop looking up my dress and help
    i need to find a decent pair of pants.
    ESCAPE
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qDz7K1nbU

    HORT focus get a grip dodge MAllet missiles Break Left break left... :eek: pull up pull up
    Come on man its a KILT!

    Saves last Quatloos for new Nebula like hero Cpt Will or a new D Yvr
    slaps self on back of head BAKA
    [messes up vulcan accent and drops back to colonial Kaiser romulan] see not an undine..]

    D"Kyr and it has a baby support ship...!Tal'Kyr Support Craft !!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Turns up vol to YES - SURVIVAL.... adjust EQ 5.1...

    Prog Heaven...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Heaven on earth is hell in disguise. Humans define reality by suffering. *PUNT*
    Really really now? My week has been realest yet. Four days I am tapping the mat, what more could I say? JC, I am going for five now. So far it is looking like a sure thing.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Bruce Lee starred in a film produced 8 years after his death.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    It's raining outside :(
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    WARNING!! More rioting!! There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him 2 a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut as an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. They didn't leave a crumb of evidence, so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it.....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Thank you... thank you...

    I have called this press conference to announce that we will be holding a press conference at a later date.

    That is all. Thank you.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    This just in: Bat'leths have been known to cause injuries. Not suitable for small non-Klingon children.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Well i thought it had been awhile since we last left the daring midlands adventures of rocky raccoon.. so the branch doesn't fall far from the tree.

    Totally unrelated to that What to do about Snow.. Welsh valley hide-a-way? I think not.. Majorca or Gibraltar.
    vamos a hablar sun burn Que pasa? Hum and then there is that land of plenty of sea to shinning sea...

    Coachella valley Indian or palm springs the Space coast panhandle Floridians.. never to soon to plan for sub 20 Celsius nights you know.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    WARNING LABEL:

    This Bat'leth does not have a 'heavy stun' setting. DO NOT USE on 'Everything is New Again'.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    CaptPeacemaker wrote:
    WARNING LABEL:

    This Bat'leth does not have a 'heavy stun' setting. DO NOT USE on 'Everything is New Again'.

    This just in.......

    oops!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    The Bat'leth stun setting is hitting your target with the broadsides
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    must measure and weight it to make sure its not JmPoks "Special" anti-Martok O Singh model.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    I think my Tribbles are eating the Horta in the cargo hold. On the plus side, my Romulan Ale is still safe.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    I sneezed at the tree I was looking at. The tree sneezed back.

    (wait, that IS important! dang it!)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    But i'm your little ray of sunshine.. stop that tribble lice..
    "We must draw a line here and now" then have coco and a nap.

    ruling a crew is hard work.
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