Shake rattle and roll
you cant save all the vases
to save you gol dang soul
The GAO non union military Cousin doesn't smoke so cant sneak out on that
breaks those people get like
so any excuse to get out from behind the desk
WEEE
OH OH.. TI was the ORION Spy Plane coming too close on a photo run
or a bigger ship scraping the atmosphere... over Menlo
wait that's Edison's lab i thought it was i n jersey
:eek: Oh My Cosmic baby
The Whole Mississippi River was moved by a New Madras Fault Quake before the Civil war and it whipped out the river trade business of US Grant forcing him back to military service..
Later Pres Lincoln would say.. "I don't care if he drinks find out what he drinks and send a case of ity to all my generals!"
It was Chuck Norris and his sneezing beard of fury whilst ingesting a habenerro ice cream cone......the shock wave from his Beard hair shook the ground for miles.......
The damn borg invasions aren't starting till friday, and now I'll miss the event b/c of college....
Who else has been ****ed at Cryptic as of late?
Excuse me sir...this qualifies as a important announcement....or under the Cryptic Complaint Dept......you must be lost as this thread is neither serious......or important..........
Now for real questions we need answers to.......do Klingon Women wear battle thongs?
Excuse me sir...this qualifies as a important announcement....or under the Cryptic Complaint Dept......you must be lost as this thread is neither serious......or important..........
Now for real questions we need answers to.......do Klingon Women wear battle thongs?
Find out...film at 11!
You want an unimportant annoicement....you want an unimportant annoicement !?!?!?!?
Well then......the grass is green, green I tell you !!!!! :eek:
Due to increased performance during recent battle drills, the restrooms and mess hall will remain open at all times.
Also, please be on the lookout for a small panda bear that was reported in or around engineering. Although cute, we believe that it has hostile intent and may be armed and extremely dangerous. Report any suspicious activity to security, and work in pairs on the Engineering deck.
One further point, any 'cutesy' running will now be a violation of ship and away team protocols. Run the right way or dont run at all. Violators will be confined to the brig and denied doughnuts.
Oh yes, by the way, free doughnuts are now available in the mess hall.
I just invented the triple deck taco. It a taco wrapped in a tortilla stuffed with cheese wrapped in a Mexican style pizza. Its then filled with taco sauce and deep fried.
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We need to announce that someone has already eaten all the free doughnuts.
Thank you for your attention.
*burp*
So i leave this..
http://media.cakecentral.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/52467/Carrot_Cake_with_Roses_01.JPG
until ryan adams lets it ride...
or they bury me
Really? When it was YOU who were flying too low to the ground?
You have no proof.. I wasn't there, Deanna was driving!
you cant save all the vases
to save you gol dang soul
The GAO non union military Cousin doesn't smoke so cant sneak out on that
breaks those people get like
so any excuse to get out from behind the desk
WEEE
OH OH.. TI was the ORION Spy Plane coming too close on a photo run
or a bigger ship scraping the atmosphere... over Menlo
wait that's Edison's lab i thought it was i n jersey
:eek: Oh My Cosmic baby
The Whole Mississippi River was moved by a New Madras Fault Quake before the Civil war and it whipped out the river trade business of US Grant forcing him back to military service..
Later Pres Lincoln would say.. "I don't care if he drinks find out what he drinks and send a case of ity to all my generals!"
It was Chuck Norris and his sneezing beard of fury whilst ingesting a habenerro ice cream cone......the shock wave from his Beard hair shook the ground for miles.......
over heat maybe with fire..
Who else has been ****ed at Cryptic as of late?
Excuse me sir...this qualifies as a important announcement....or under the Cryptic Complaint Dept......you must be lost as this thread is neither serious......or important..........
Now for real questions we need answers to.......do Klingon Women wear battle thongs?
Find out...film at 11!
You want an unimportant annoicement....you want an unimportant annoicement !?!?!?!?
Well then......the grass is green, green I tell you !!!!! :eek:
Due to decreased crew performance and repeated failures during battle readiness drills...
ALL RESTROOMS AND THE MESS HALL will be locked down under Red Alert.
That is all.
You sick monster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Attention*
The Captain's restroom is still open....make your way there fast !
woe the perils of displaying the free donuts on a bamboo display!
o.o
-relocates litter box to a hidden location so noone else can use it-....-hides it in the warp core-
-discovers a new way to "go" beyond the stars-
Oh panda...when I'm beyond ****ed you seem to pop up out of no where and make me laugh...
*THIS JUST IN*
Ninja's have just stolen a giant bamboo branch ! :eek:
A panda has been seen with a box in engineering, this panda must be captured and questioned
*That is all*
Due to increased performance during recent battle drills, the restrooms and mess hall will remain open at all times.
Also, please be on the lookout for a small panda bear that was reported in or around engineering. Although cute, we believe that it has hostile intent and may be armed and extremely dangerous. Report any suspicious activity to security, and work in pairs on the Engineering deck.
One further point, any 'cutesy' running will now be a violation of ship and away team protocols. Run the right way or dont run at all. Violators will be confined to the brig and denied doughnuts.
Oh yes, by the way, free doughnuts are now available in the mess hall.
Captain out.
n.n you're welcome
we invented it! ^(@.@)^ the ponys stole our idea before the patent was finalized
There he IS! Security to Main Engineering!
*Grabs a phaser