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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    I finished work today at 9AM. :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    this is new age face twitter
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Episode 2 of Torchwood is tonight in the US!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    I can leave work early today! Maybe...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Truckeroo is much more fun if you get there early!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    I've changed my avatar!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Tomorrow is Saturday
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Tomorrow is Saturday

    what day is today?


    also I'm going camping, I'll try to avoid bears.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    There's a humming bird outside my window :):D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    My 7-yr-old son has informed me he's going to marry Megan Fox. My work as a father is finished.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ...I want my ordered stuff to arrive NOW! I want to do some miniature model railroad engineering...
    Kelmor_Branon wrote:
    My 7-yr-old son has informed me he's going to marry Megan Fox. My work as a father is finished.
    ...he does realise she'll be old skool by the time he's old enough to marry her?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    ...I want my ordered stuff to arrive NOW! I want to do some miniature model railroad engineering...

    ...he does realise she'll be old skool by the time he's old enough to marry her?

    Nope, & I'm not going to point it out to him :p . He'll figure it out in a few years :D .
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    I have a hankering for nachos!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    The robots have developed emotions. (mostly anger and kill-lust)... But woot anyway!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Torchwood episode 2 is on now!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    it takes a good crew to raid a villiage...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    It's Saturday!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Breaking News!!!

    Three midget ninjas (aka children) ran into my room early morning, while I slept, and "attacked" me for some pancakes.

    That is all.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    which reminds me of the excellent Bill Cosby Routine..

    "Dad is great ,he gave us the chocolate cake.."

    Well Blast you Midlands Man.. by Qwacky it is actually the Weekend
    Why did I rise so soon?
    when i was having
    Sweet Dreams... [jethro tull]
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    I ate at Mcdonalds. Now I have shotgun Corn.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Dried corn cobs, broken into small bits and stuffed into shotgun shells in lieu of lead shot, makes an excellent deterrent for crop raiders. This is advice I got from my grandma who had to pick the cob out of my mother's buttocks more than once after a failed watermelon marauding. Though my grandma did place corn cob between rock salt and pork rind, due to probability of infection, with pork rind being the wost. She rated bird shot as "being nice" and buck shot as "something you may not get a chance to apologize for."

    Arn't ya'll glad we live in more forgiving times?

    That is all.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    To the captian of the ship that dinged my ride while it was parked at McDonalds and scratched my paint job on the lower hull, you left your number plate jammed in the Airlock 4 hatch.

    I am gratefull that you left a note saying sorry, but my Vulcan lawers will still be contacting you shortly about this issue.

    Please live long and prosper so you can contune to afford make the payment's for the damage and court costs.

    Thank you.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    which reminds me of the excellent Bill Cosby Routine..

    "Dad is great ,he gave us the chocolate cake.."

    Don't forget the grapefruit juice! :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    There are alot of tourists in DC at night!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    "So I give the child a glass of grapefruit juice and chocolate cake --- nutrition .. "
    Thats right Hort so right... looks at ingredianteso n box
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    It is too bright here
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Pre-approval: Accepted.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    The next poster wil be the next poster
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    *clears throat and sticks on a 'Uncle Sam' uniform, and points to the reader*

    I need YOU for U.S. Army.

    Enquire at your local town hall.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    *clears throat and sticks on a 'Uncle Sam' uniform, and points to the reader*

    I need YOU for U.S. Army.

    Enquire at your local town hall.

    There was a reason I joined The Navy :D
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