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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Start barking back. Maybe I'll stumble on the dog word for "shut up."

    What would you do if your neighbors played nothing but obnoxiously loud accordion music all day?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Ask them to stop overnight to let me sleep, on the insentive that i'll join them.

    What would you do if I handed you a brown envelope and said "they're after me" and immediately ran away?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    What would you do if I handed you a brown envelope and said "they're after me" and immediately ran away?

    Look inside for cash, otherwise throw away and keep going.

    What would you do if you looked outside your front door and saw a hoard of zombies a couple blocks down?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Go into the garage and collect my cricket bat. I need excercise!

    What would you do if the zombies had you in a pincer movement?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    What a great application for a set of AA-12s with rotary mags full of Frag 12 ammo. That and a couple of these to make sure the zombies don't get too close...

    What would you do if I invited you to a dinner where the main course was chucked zombie stew?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    piwright42 wrote: »
    What a great application for a set of AA-12s with rotary mags full of Frag 12 ammo.
    I want one, I'd call it Vera!
    piwright42 wrote: »
    What would you do if I invited you to a dinner where the main course was chucked zombie stew?
    Politely decline, dont think you can eat Zombie without getting infected. :p


    What would you do if NASA or some private firm invited you to take part in the 'very first FTL flight'?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I would say, sure why not, where do i put my quarter?


    What would you do if locutus streaked through ESD one day?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Laugh our butt off and probably throw up cause we laughed so hard. *hic*

    What would you do if you saw xXLocutusXx streaking across ESD and he trips on you holding a banna in his hand?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    First look up the definition of "banna" and then call Security

    What would you do if you beamed into ESD and saw that it was Underwear Day but you weren't wearing any?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Proudly claim underwear is for mommies boys and continue what I was going to do.

    What would you do if you found a time portal back to 0BC?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Go back and save some dodo birds for when the giant cigar ship comes to Earth and starts looking for them. Plus I still want to open my dodo sandwich shop! :D

    Maybe I'll also put a picture of my pet hamster in an envelope labelled "ultimate leader of the world, do not open until 2010".

    What would you do if suddenly all of civilization bowed to the divine will of a hamster? (Assume it doesn't already ;))
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Set a cat on it. There's a reason CAPT Winters calls them "evil overlords." ;)

    What would you do if aliens invaded?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Send them to meet Prime Minister Gordon Brown. We may finally have some answers to our probing questions about his attitude. :DOh boy, too coy?

    What would you do if a colonial sent aliens to probe your prime minister? :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    Set a cat on it. There's a reason CAPT Winters calls them "evil overlords." ;)

    Actually I refer to them as Furry (or Fuzzy) Overlords, they're not evil, just ask them.

    ... Now back to our regularly scheduled programming


    Capulet wrote:
    Send them to meet Prime Minister Gordon Brown. We may finally have some answers to our probing questions about his attitude. Oh boy, too coy?

    What would you do if a colonial sent aliens to probe your prime minister?

    Hmm.... actually I ought to let someone who has an actual Prime Minister asnwer that one.

    What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Sack both houses and reinstate the absolute monarchy.

    What would you do if you were getting rocked on "Night of the Comet?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I would whine about it on the forums, then do it on Normal.

    What would you do if I sang out of tune?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Get up and walk out on you. It's nothing personal, I have very little patience for such things.

    What would you do if someone got up and walked out on you?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I suppose I'd get by with a little help from my friends. I wouldn't get high though; I'd be upset, sure, but drugs won't solve anything.

    Do you need anybody?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Do you need anybody?

    Of course. I need someone to make cry.

    What would you if you found a real lightsaber?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Of course. I need someone to make cry.

    What would you if you found a real lightsaber?

    :eek: I knew it! She *does* need the toucan :D

    Hmm lightsaber... I'd probably manage to injure myself terribly. If I survived, I would carefully take it apart with a video recorder going to see how it worked. If I survived that step, then I'd probably hand all the parts to a engineer/scientist guru I know to reassemble it.

    What would you do if a Bird of Prey decloaked over your head?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Be awed and amazed and laugh because how f'd the whole world would be if such a thing were to happen at this point and time. We would definitely expect a few disruptor shots hit us.

    What would you do if you had to chase down your boss because he left early with your phone still in his truck?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Umm...follow him home? Yeah, yeah, that's it. Follow him home.

    What would you do if you were standing on a beach watching a tidal wave heading strait at you?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Do nothing. A tidal wave in one of the innermost areas of the UK wouldn't ammount to more than a few feet....plus I have a first floor office! :D

    What would you do....if I said "to me"?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Pause confused, then run as the stampeding bulls trample you.

    What would you do if you were being chased by stampeding bulls?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Thank heaven for fast food. :p

    What would you do if you ended up on the wrong end of a rhino's charge?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Go ZAP and emerge with a s****y new hair-do.

    What would you do if I offered you a cookie?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    eye you suspiciously and then eat the cookie anyway. I can't resist cookies.

    What would you do if you got poisoned?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    What would you do if you got poisoned?

    Not a problem for me, bun-oucan horns cure all ailments. ;)

    What would you do if ... umm.... if a bunny hopped up to you and meowed? :confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Tilt my head a little, chuckle, then wonder if I'm about to get trapped in an anime

    What would you do if someone took your cookies?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    JonRitmann wrote:
    Tilt my head a little, chuckle, then wonder if I'm about to get trapped in an anime

    What would you do if someone took your cookies?

    i would kill them them do the tango on there corpse then bring them back to life with a spell :)
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