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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Woebetide wrote:
    Shouldn't be too difficult she must pick up at least 20 posts a day or something :D

    I think we could pull it off, Anyone agree with me?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    tsk tsk don't pull it off... no John Wayne Bobbits tyvm...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Nice thing about Cap. If she was reeeeeeaaaaaally mad she'd never go Lorana Bobbit on a guy. She'd just mash his jewels with her mallet.

    *Finds his legs crossing suddenly*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Corban_Lewis wrote:
    Nice thing about Cap. If she was reeeeeeaaaaaally mad she'd never go Lorana Bobbit on a guy. She'd just mash his jewels with her mallet.

    *Finds his legs crossing suddenly*

    Silly man, that's what stiletto pumps are for :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    Silly man, that's what stiletto pumps are for :D

    *Legs twirl around each other several times.*

    Thanks for the info!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *measures the distance and PUNT!*
    OOh good one!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    Silly man, that's what stiletto pumps are for :D

    I'm not good in Stiletto Pumps. I usually wear loafers or running shoes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    new service... Punt-O-Gram.... *PUNT* "You Got Mail!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    I'm not good in Stiletto Pumps. I usually wear loafers or running shoes.

    same i just knew the reaction the thought would conjure and it was just too good to pass up. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *pokes Capulet* Oh Hai........
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Hiya! omw in game
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *runs up and troutslaps Capulrt*:p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    DocLuedeman wrote:
    *runs up and troutslaps Capulrt*:p

    Ooooh, I feel a double-mallet for mispelling her name.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Heh, that's what happens when I haven't had my usual gallon of coffee.:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Oh, while I am noticing this Doc,
    Thanks for your service sir. /salute
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Can we return to Capulet...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Can we return to Capulet...

    Why? It's not like this thread is about her.


    ...wait.

    *sees a shadow on the wall from around the corner... suspciously mallet-shaped...*

    ...no! NO!

    NOOOOOO!!!

    *runs for his dear life*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    DocLuedeman wrote:
    *runs up and troutslaps Capulrt*:p

    C.a.p.u.l.e.t *MALLET* Grrr *PUNT*
    SaintHazard wrote: »
    Why? It's not like this thread is about her.


    ...wait.

    *sees a shadow on the wall from around the corner... suspciously mallet-shaped...*

    ...no! NO!

    NOOOOOO!!!

    *runs for his dear life*

    *DOUBLE bokken strike* Not about.... *PUNT*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    {POPS IN}
    Hi Capulet!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    hiya Sacerd, missed you all this weekend
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Not seen Cap in game yet :(

    Although with that mallet in her hand perhaps thats a good thing :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I just invented the Cappy dance

    I has no digital video but I'm doing it now....not sure how to work in the grand finale of getting punted by a mallet yet though...working on it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    hiya Sacerd, missed you all this weekend

    Yes I have been doing "research" and "Brushing" up on on conspiracy theories for an upcoming Table Top Game I need to revive.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    She's back! The board brightens! Then darkens as black flower petals fly while multiple mallet strikes fall onto multiple heads.

    *Wears a goofy grin as he waits for his turn to be struck with the mallet.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Go Orni go :D joins her for a bit of Cap dancing
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    dances goofy or not are never cause for concussions :D
    Oh how I have missed you all *hugs*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    WOOT CAPPYS BACK! *HAPPY PUNT!*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    dances goofy or not are never cause for concussions :D
    Oh how I have missed you all *hugs*

    Hey that was reply #777. Go Cap.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    livingdeadjedi wrote: »
    Not seen Cap in game yet :(

    Although with that mallet in her hand perhaps thats a good thing :D

    She's awesome in game. Really brings down the Mallet. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Your So Vain (slightly re-worded, original by Carly Simon)

    You walked into Ten Forward
    Like you were walking onto a Captain's yacht
    Your rose strategically bit in pouty lips
    Your mallet was full of dents
    You had one eye in the mirror
    As you watched yourself gavotte
    And all the Captains dreamed that they'd be your partner
    They'd be your partner, and

    You're so vain
    You probably think this thread is about you
    You're so vain
    I'll bet you think this thread is about you
    Don't you? Don't you?

    You had me several posts ago
    When I was still quite naive
    Well, you said that you'd share the tribble in your hair
    And that you would never leave
    But you gave away the *mallets* you loved
    And one of them was to me
    I had some dreams they were clouds in my head
    Clouds in my head, and

    You're so vain
    You probably think this thread is about you
    You're so vain
    I'll bet you think this thread is about you
    Don't you? Don't you?



    I had some dreams they were spelled C.a.p.r.l.t.
    Mallets in my head, and

    You're so vain
    You probably think this thread is about you
    You're so vain
    I'll bet you think this thread is about you
    Don't you? Don't you?

    Well, I hear you went up to Sol System
    And your bokken naturally won
    Then you flew your starship up to Mutara Nebula
    To see the total eclipse of the sun
    Well, you're where you should be all the time
    And when you're not, you're with
    Some Platypus spy or some dude named Corban
    Some dude named Corban, and

    You're so vain
    You probably think this thread is about you
    You're so vain
    I'll bet you think this thread is about you
    Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?



    You're so vain
    You probably think this thread is about you
    You're so vain
    You probably think this thread is about you
    You're so vain
    You probably think this thread is about you

    You're so vain (so vain)
    I'll bet you think Ten Forward is about you
    Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
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