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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    By candy, we meant heart of targ.

    And by free, well, here's a dagger and there's your targ. He's a bit feisty though.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    By candy, we meant heart of targ.

    And by free, well, here's a dagger and there's your targ. He's a bit feisty though.

    The targ pups are kinda chewy, will have to find a ripe one to throw on a spit.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    The heart of targ has given me tremendous... gas. Oh is that a torpedo homing in on my ... gas?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Grraver wrote:
    The heart of targ has given me tremendous... gas. Oh is that a torpedo homing in on my ... gas?

    Just need to wash it down with some Saurian Brandy. The secret is to really squeze every last drop out of the Saurian before you throw him to the targs.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Check out the U! Kliingon and Fed fleets IN sto and groups/guilds in every other MMO!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Ok until Sci fi changed their coolest shows from Saturday I was always on for Tuesday rank a Klingon. We take this for real in our fleet and there wil be some on. I will also look in, out of fleet dedication and to our red skirt faction.

    Klingons have fun, too.

    Look into the Unrepentant, might fit your mood. We blow things up and get blown up and party laughing about it. It's cool Klingons can get points for both endeavors! :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Might fit your character too.. its all funky :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Grraver wrote:
    Might fit your character too.. its all funky :p

    And with funky I mean: its craaaazy baaaaby:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Isn't that wonderful ? Get killed on the Fed side - life just sucks. Killed on Klingon side - Hey !! Points !! I like it !

    I still want to see us do more FvK inter-fleet. That would be fun.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    And if you die in service to the Empire, your place amongst the honoured dead of the Black Fleet is assured. There you can go and conquer the afterlifes of other species for all eternity. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Ooh that sounds yummy.. not what a klingon would say, but whatever :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    The word you're looking for is Glorious.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Glorious!! Very glorious indeed! lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Hmm maybe i should post some jokes again, or talk bout how much fun it is to be in the U. I havent posted much in the last few weeks.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Question:

    How many nausicaans does it take to kidnap a child?

    :D:D:D:D

    Answer:

    12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Grraver wrote:
    Question:

    How many nausicaans does it take to kidnap a child?

    :D:D:D:D

    Answer:

    12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

    That is terribadawesome.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Elunerefugee wrote:
    That is terribadawesome.

    lol i like that word:p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    You should be out conquering your enemies, not making bad jokes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    You should be out conquering your enemies, not making bad jokes.

    The empire is vast and great; we can crush our enemies while making bad jokes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Elunerefugee wrote:
    The empire is vast and great; we can crush our enemies while making bad jokes.
    Mhuhahahaha awsum you guys just made my day again :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Perhaps we can combine the two, and crush our enemies by making bad jokes.

    You cannot truly appreciate the Monty Python 'Funniest Joke in the world' sketch til you've seen it in the original Klingon :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    Perhaps we can combine the two, and crush our enemies by making bad jokes.

    You cannot truly appreciate the Monty Python 'Funniest Joke in the world' sketch til you've seen it in the original Klingon :D

    LOL well maybe the current chancellor of the high council can see something in these ideas and make some new battleplans against the federation! The Federation will cower before the awsumness of our bad jokes!!:p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Klingons have 'curse warfare', why not joke warfare too?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    Klingons have 'curse warfare', why not joke warfare too?

    I completely agree.. why the dirty targ not:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    The Federation will cower before the awsumness of our bad jokes!!

    Or cringe - just as good ! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    RStoney wrote: »
    Or cringe - just as good ! :D

    We will induce fatal bouts of cringing! We will send them to their ends, across the river of groans!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    You cannot truly appreciate the Monty Python 'Funniest Joke in the world' sketch til you've seen it in the original Klingon :D


    I've heard the same of The Crying Game
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    You mean she really isn't an Orion Slave Girl?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Orion slave girl, yes.
    She?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Dantic wrote:
    Orion slave girl, yes.
    She?

    She? indeed.. what? where? who? how?:p
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