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Set Disruptors ot Sexytime!!! We Have BBQ Tribble

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    We don't encourage him to play with his food. Especially Klingon food. It bites back.

    Its true.. last time I played with my food I was in sickbay for a couple hours:mad:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    The sickbay nurses bite too.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    We trust someone in the U with all the equipment in a sickbay? Shouldn't we be outsourcing that to someone else?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    itewk wrote: »
    We trust someone in the U with all the equipment in a sickbay? Shouldn't we be outsourcing that to someone else?

    I believe so, the actions taken in the current time seem to be coming from unwise desicions (yeah baby yeah)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    itewk wrote: »
    We trust someone in the U with all the equipment in a sickbay?

    All except for that thing that heals wounds over almost instantly. The ability to seal bodily openings would be just too much temptation for practical jokes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    All except for that thing that heals wounds over almost instantly. The ability to seal bodily openings would be just too much temptation for practical jokes.

    Mhuhahahaha:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    This is why Grraver is our resident red shirt and not the resident nurse...I thought the nurse was Loganov?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    He's not a professional nurse. More of a hobbyist who likes to keep his hand in.

    He claimed he was just wearing the nurses outfit because all his other clothes were in the wash.

    Seasons greetings to one and all. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Merry Christmas to all !!

    And especially for the Klingon side - try not to shoot any formations lead by a ship with red glowing deflector dish. It is NOT food, and it might be important.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Time to go out and make stories with your brave Commanders that even the feddies want to hear about.

    Holidays may interupt but there are always some ready to help you to glory.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    No true Klingon would leave a friend behind when they went off to battle. Share the fight, share the glory, and share the bloodwine after,
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    No true Klingon would leave a friend behind when they went off to battle. Share the fight, share the glory, and share the bloodwine after,

    Why are you looking at your friend's behind?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    She's an Orion.

    Nuff said really :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    She's an Orion.

    Nuff said really :D

    Can't argue with that.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Tap, tap, tap, "This thing on?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    It's pining for the fjords.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    It's pining for the fjords.

    It's not pining, it's passed on!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    How many Bajoran Scientists does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?

    :D:D:D:D

    None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Grraver wrote:
    How many Bajoran Scientists does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?

    :D:D:D

    None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

    lol lmfao rofl roflcopter:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

    :p:p:p

    Twenty-one — one to hold the bulb and 20 to drink until the room spins.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Now i think bout it, the klingons will MAKE the room spin just by saying so.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Grraver wrote:
    Now i think bout it, the klingons will MAKE the room spin just by saying so.

    Damit, before I know it i'll be talking to myself.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Grraver wrote:
    Damit, before I know it i'll be talking to myself.

    You are! You are!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    A Ferengi kamikaze has flown 48 successful missions.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Grraver wrote:
    How many Bajoran Scientists does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?

    :D:D:D:D

    None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

    Hay I'm a Bajoran Engineer.

    Pillow talk with TOS

    Spock said Live long and Prosper.
    Bones said I'm a doctor not a what ever.
    Kirk said kiss me and let there be confrontation.
    Uhuru said It's an ear piece not a phallic symbol.
    Scotty said I just can't do it, I'm constipated.
    Chekov say hay Hay I'm a monkey.
    Sulu said Give me a sword and I'll show you how to thrust it ;0
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    filbones wrote: »
    Hay I'm a Bajoran Engineer.

    Pillow talk with TOS

    Spock said Live long and Prosper.
    Bones said I'm a doctor not a what ever.
    Kirk said kiss me and let there be confrontation.
    Uhuru said It's an ear piece not a phallic symbol.
    Scotty said I just can't do it, I'm constipated.
    Chekov say hay Hay I'm a monkey.
    Sulu said Give me a sword and I'll show you how to thrust it ;0

    Hehe well? we want more! we want more!:p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    T'Pol after observing human nature she turns to the closes male and says 'Do my ears look big in this.'
    The male replies "very much so." Puzzled T'Pol asks," is that logical". The man replies "not really, I've just never seen a Vulcan before." "is that logical for a human not to lye about a woman appearance". "Absolutely logical, as I never want to bed a woman who can nerve pinch me to sleep." Is it logical for you to assume I would let you spend the night with me". "boy are you from mars or something, everyone wants to sleep with me I'm Chuck Norris".
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    filbones wrote: »
    T'Pol after observing human nature she turns to the closes male and says 'Do my ears look big in this.'
    The male replies "very much so." Puzzled T'Pol asks," is that logical". The man replies "not really, I've just never seen a Vulcan before." "is that logical for a human not to lye about a woman appearance". "Absolutely logical, as I never want to bed a woman who can nerve pinch me to sleep." Is it logical for you to assume I would let you spend the night with me". "boy are you from mars or something, everyone wants to sleep with me I'm Chuck Norris".

    :D chuck norris.. there are lots of chuck norris one liners out there too. Was thinking bout putting some up haha
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Norris and Chuck went on a walk. When they both found out they could be invincible and didnt have to take walks anymore if they combined, they went to be Chuck Norris. Now they just look at the ground and it moves for them.
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