Jayne Cobb: I don't understand why we didn't leave that little sumbitch in a pool of his own blood.
Mal: We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.
Jayne: Can't get paid if you crawl away like a little bitty bug, neither. I got a share in this job. Ten percent of nothing is?let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Captain Gordon Lightfoot, USS Edmund Fitzgerald
I'm not getting pie at the drive through. It wont fit through the Connie window.
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Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Captain Gordon Lightfoot, USS Edmund Fitzgerald
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Captain Gordon Lightfoot, USS Edmund Fitzgerald
Jayne: [to Simon] Little Kaylee here just wishes you was a gynecologist.
[Jayne laughs]
Mal: Jayne, you will keep a civil tongue in that mouth, or I will sew it shut. Is there an understanding between us?
Jayne: You don't pay me to talk pretty. Just because Kaylee gets lubed up over some big-city dandy doesn't mean...
Mal: Walk away from this table. Right now.
[Jayne loads his plate with food and leaves]
Simon: What *do* you pay him for?
Mal: What?
Simon: I was just wondering what his job is - on the ship.
Mal: Public relations.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Captain Gordon Lightfoot, USS Edmund Fitzgerald
Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Captain Gordon Lightfoot, USS Edmund Fitzgerald
Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
10 minutes later.....
Everyone's fleeing for their lives
Jayne to Mal: Gee, sure would be nice to have some grenades right now.
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Here we are, Born to be kings, We're the princes of the universe,Here we belong, Fighting to survive, In a world with the darkest powers....whoops wrong genre.
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Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?
Jayne: Money wasn't good enough.
Mal: What happens when it is?
Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
Mal: Imagine it will.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Captain Gordon Lightfoot, USS Edmund Fitzgerald
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Mal: We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.
Jayne: Can't get paid if you crawl away like a little bitty bug, neither. I got a share in this job. Ten percent of nothing is?let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...
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The cake is a lie? :eek: Somehow the world seems a much darker place now. At least I still have my pie.
Cryptic: If you think the bugs are bad, wait until you see our fixes!
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It's easier to just go in and order anyway. The drive-thru line seems like it's light-years long.
Cryptic: If you think the bugs are bad, wait until you see our fixes!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
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[Jayne laughs]
Mal: Jayne, you will keep a civil tongue in that mouth, or I will sew it shut. Is there an understanding between us?
Jayne: You don't pay me to talk pretty. Just because Kaylee gets lubed up over some big-city dandy doesn't mean...
Mal: Walk away from this table. Right now.
[Jayne loads his plate with food and leaves]
Simon: What *do* you pay him for?
Mal: What?
Simon: I was just wondering what his job is - on the ship.
Mal: Public relations.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
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10 minutes later.....
Everyone's fleeing for their lives
Jayne to Mal: Gee, sure would be nice to have some grenades right now.
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nuff said.
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Jayne: Pain is scary.
Mal: Just do it right.
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When they made us "combine" our old Cryptic accounts with the new PW accounts. I lost my post count, registration date, and yes even my name!
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Jayne: Money wasn't good enough.
Mal: What happens when it is?
Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
Mal: Imagine it will.
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