https://www.ign.com/articles/scientists-teach-spinach-to-send-emails-detect-landmines
Yes, you read that right. Genetically engineered spinach can now detect land mines and send emails to report it
Now all we need is a TOS episode where the spinach got out of control and went full skynet, and is now a threat to all nearby worlds
That said, whatever meeting that idea pitched at would have been very interesting to be a fly on the wall for. Can you imagine how that must have gone? 'Hey boss, you know if we can just figure out a way for spinach to be able to send email.....' Somebody must have gotten more than a few questionable looks that day
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