Ok.. the real secrete to making your ship go faster in STO.
Step 1: Get a tribble.
Step 2: Breed the tribble with an alcoholic beverage and a big beef berrito supreme from Taco Bell. I used Romulan Ale on my Romulan.
Step 3: Dump the new tribbles in to the warp core.
Step 4: ...
Step 5: VAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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Ok.. the real secrete to making your ship go faster in STO.
Step 1: Get a tribble.
Step 2: Breed the tribble with an alcoholic beverage and a big beef berrito supreme from Taco Bell. I used Romulan Ale on my Romulan.
Step 3: Dump the new tribbles in to the warp core.
Step 4: ...
Step 5: VAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
These tribbles also make great torpedoes.
Me too! ROTFLMAO!
Now a LTS and loving it.
Just because you spend money on this game, it does not entitle you to be a jerk if things don't go your way.
I have come to the conclusion that I have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything.
I've found another technique. Making failed doff assignment perpetrators get out and push the ship. 11% chance of failing, they'll make it happen 7/10 times so each one of them equals 0.00012 warp. Every little helps.
Cryptic should create a "Get Out And Push" space trait and drop it into a lockbox.
The trait allows you to order a Doff (particularly a common [White] Doff) to exit the ship and push it so that it travels just a little faster for a short period of time in sector space. It's a good way to get rid of unwanted common Doffs. The Doff "dies", but not for naught.
Ok.. the real secrete to making your ship go faster in STO.
Step 1: Get a tribble.
Step 2: Breed the tribble with an alcoholic beverage and a big beef berrito supreme from Taco Bell. I used Romulan Ale on my Romulan.
Step 3: Dump the new tribbles in to the warp core.
Step 4: ...
Step 5: VAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
These tribbles also make great torpedoes.
Are you sure that they don't make torpedo sandwiches?
Cryptic should create a "Get Out And Push" space trait and drop it into a lockbox.
The trait allows you to order a Doff (particularly a common [White] Doff) to exit the ship and push it so that it travels just a little faster for a short period of time in sector space. It's a good way to get rid of unwanted common Doffs. The Doff "dies", but not for naught.
See this Cryptic? Make it so. I can't execute holograms fast enough.
'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
Judge Dan Haywood
'As l speak now, the words are forming in my head.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
Cryptic should create a "Get Out And Push" space trait and drop it into a lockbox.
The trait allows you to order a Doff (particularly a common [White] Doff) to exit the ship and push it so that it travels just a little faster for a short period of time in sector space. It's a good way to get rid of unwanted common Doffs. The Doff "dies", but not for naught.
That's easy, every ship in Star Trek has a crank on the deflector dish. You just send a red shirt out to turn the crank a few times. Works great like on the old cars in the early 1900's.
All the good ideas have been stated. Now it's time for the stupid ones, at least until BMR shuts us down. There really aren't all that many ways aside from sound route planning that'll help.
All the good ideas have been stated. Now it's time for the stupid ones, at least until BMR shuts us down. There really aren't all that many ways aside from sound route planning that'll help.
LOL
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Me too! ROTFLMAO!
The trait allows you to order a Doff (particularly a common [White] Doff) to exit the ship and push it so that it travels just a little faster for a short period of time in sector space. It's a good way to get rid of unwanted common Doffs. The Doff "dies", but not for naught.
Are you sure that they don't make torpedo sandwiches?
See this Cryptic? Make it so. I can't execute holograms fast enough.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
Yeah, we seem to be getting a little of track.
That's easy, every ship in Star Trek has a crank on the deflector dish. You just send a red shirt out to turn the crank a few times. Works great like on the old cars in the early 1900's.
All the good ideas have been stated. Now it's time for the stupid ones, at least until BMR shuts us down. There really aren't all that many ways aside from sound route planning that'll help.
LOL
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