"The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
-Lord Commander Solar Macharius
I am actually trying to figure out the game code and create a script to force players to dance to my disco ball spam again!! That is 11 minutes per day well used.
During these 11 minutes I will kneel down and praise the repetitiveepic. Kiss the avatar and draw hearts arount it. And write a poem in Klingon about repetitiveepic's brave battles.
Day 1, Read the walk through to remember what it was I was trying to accomplish.
Day 2, I'll try to accomplish something.
Day 3, I'll get frustrated that I'm the only one trying to accomplish something.
Day 4, Try it again and realize that in the end it doesn't matter how awesome my 2015 BFAW spam boat is, soloing this thing sucks.
Day 5, Try to figure out the quickest way to kill the boss at the end so 11 minutes doesn't become 20.
Day 6, Consider running other toons through it to get more rewards.
Day 7, Realize the the rewards really aren't worth the time sucked away sitting at the keyboard hammering F1/F2/F3 for hours on end.
Day 8-11, Start making coffee during the initial stage.
Day 12, Feel bad about becoming an AFKer and go back to beam spamming.
Day 13, Get all giddy thinking I just have to run one more time and will get the rewards, remember the sneaky way there used to be to do the generator upgrades without getting shot at.
Day 14, Thank all that is good in the universe that this will be my last run of the event, then take a hard look at the prizes and realize I could have done better just running five characters through CCA each day in the time that was sucked away doing MI. Vow never to do MI again. Like last time.
Day 1, Read the walk through to remember what it was I was trying to accomplish.
Day 2, I'll try to accomplish something.
Day 3, I'll get frustrated that I'm the only one trying to accomplish something.
Day 4, Try it again and realize that in the end it doesn't matter how awesome my 2015 BFAW spam boat is, soloing this thing sucks.
Day 5, Try to figure out the quickest way to kill the boss at the end so 11 minutes doesn't become 20.
Day 6, Consider running other toons through it to get more rewards.
Day 7, Realize the the rewards really aren't worth the time sucked away sitting at the keyboard hammering F1/F2/F3 for hours on end.
Day 8-11, Start making coffee during the initial stage.
Day 12, Feel bad about becoming an AFKer and go back to beam spamming.
Day 13, Get all giddy thinking I just have to run one more time and will get the rewards, remember the sneaky way there used to be to do the generator upgrades without getting shot at.
Day 14, Thank all that is good in the universe that this will be my last run of the event, then take a hard look at the prizes and realize I could have done better just running five characters through CCA each day in the time that was sucked away doing MI. Vow never to do MI again. Like last time.
lol.
Did you print this out and tape it on the side of your monitor?
Thanks to this thread, I folded and put away my laundry.
I usually just dump it on the bed, then ignore it for as long as possible, but this time, I remembered this thread and thought, oh, I could fold my laundry while I afk another mirror.
So I did.
Now I won't have to deal with a pile of fresh laundry on my bed when I want to go to sleep tonight.
I am actually trying to figure out the game code and create a script to force players to dance to my disco ball spam again!! That is 11 minutes per day well used.
I don't think that would go over well with the lawyers of PWE.
Hmm... I should make a bunch of Druk effigies and glue them to my hull so that the Terrans can burn Druk in effigy for me since I'm too lazy to due it manually.
If we're talking overall productivity in the game itself, then I'm going to say "Use an Alternate Account". That way, while your main is sitting there AFK, you can grind piles of manure to keep your fleet moving forward, list items for sale on exchange, and basically do all the things that you would normally do with your main, if you weren't being timejacked by the MI time vampire.
Come to think of it, one could spend those 11 minutes spreading wisdom of the best ways to spend those minutes...
Winning.
It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!
tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
I will carry out my assignment and destroy Terran interlopers, close Rifts, and power up transformers.
'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
Judge Dan Haywood
'As l speak now, the words are forming in my head.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
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-Lord Commander Solar Macharius
I am actually trying to figure out the game code and create a script to force players to dance to my disco ball spam again!! That is 11 minutes per day well used.
Day 2, I'll try to accomplish something.
Day 3, I'll get frustrated that I'm the only one trying to accomplish something.
Day 4, Try it again and realize that in the end it doesn't matter how awesome my 2015 BFAW spam boat is, soloing this thing sucks.
Day 5, Try to figure out the quickest way to kill the boss at the end so 11 minutes doesn't become 20.
Day 6, Consider running other toons through it to get more rewards.
Day 7, Realize the the rewards really aren't worth the time sucked away sitting at the keyboard hammering F1/F2/F3 for hours on end.
Day 8-11, Start making coffee during the initial stage.
Day 12, Feel bad about becoming an AFKer and go back to beam spamming.
Day 13, Get all giddy thinking I just have to run one more time and will get the rewards, remember the sneaky way there used to be to do the generator upgrades without getting shot at.
Day 14, Thank all that is good in the universe that this will be my last run of the event, then take a hard look at the prizes and realize I could have done better just running five characters through CCA each day in the time that was sucked away doing MI. Vow never to do MI again. Like last time.
lol.
Did you print this out and tape it on the side of your monitor?
I usually just dump it on the bed, then ignore it for as long as possible, but this time, I remembered this thread and thought, oh, I could fold my laundry while I afk another mirror.
So I did.
Now I won't have to deal with a pile of fresh laundry on my bed when I want to go to sleep tonight.
Thanks for starting this thread, Druk!
I don't think that would go over well with the lawyers of PWE.
My character Tsin'xing
Winning.
Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!
tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
No.