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  • meimeitoomeimeitoo Member Posts: 12,594 Arc User
    Boys will be boys. :P
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  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    edited March 2016
    OMG! I can't believe it! . . . . You still use autofire?!
    Sometimes I think I play STO just to have something to complain about on the forums.
  • mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    i state it every time, like the bulwark and especially the atrox, they are very... male looking, i guess we got a new contender. i wonder if someone at the design team was thinking of something inappropriate at the time? :p
    T6 Miranda Hero Ship FTW.
    Been around since Dec 2010 on STO and bought LTS in Apr 2013 for STO.
  • marimariam#3881 marimariam Member Posts: 20 Arc User
    boys gonna troll
  • newromulan#1567 newromulan Member Posts: 230 Arc User
    Sometimes a set of lights is just a set of lights.
  • taylor1701dtaylor1701d Member Posts: 3,099 Arc User
    edited March 2016
    You mean this litte old thing;
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  • kodachikunokodachikuno Member Posts: 6,020 Arc User1
    the only thing I see wrong with the OP is the fact that the OP is sad enough to hunting for dicks in STO.... well that and he's using those fugly nacelle
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    tacofangs wrote: »
    STO isn't canon, and neither are any of the books.
  • conkav22conkav22 Member Posts: 8,146 Arc User
    the only thing I see wrong with the OP is the fact that the OP is sad enough to hunting for dicks in STO.... well that and he's using those fugly nacelle

    I hope your happy, you made go back and look at the nacelles
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  • kodachikunokodachikuno Member Posts: 6,020 Arc User1
    it only looks like a pekker if you go lookin for one, otherwise its just a light strip. Now I agree that if you go lookin for it, sure it has an unfortunate resemblance to a spewing pekker. But you seem to think that you are the first/only one to ever look at this and see one. I am sure the artists went over this during design, and since they were just lookin for 'oh cool' not 'ooo pekkers' it went by...

    so... which one of you has some serious issues and growin up to do?
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    tacofangs wrote: »
    STO isn't canon, and neither are any of the books.
  • theanothernametheanothername Member Posts: 1,511 Arc User
    Its the Eclipse expressing its feelings towards traditional Starfleet Ship Design.
    Where were you when they released the Voth Bulwark? That thing is straight off the sex toys page of some dev's web favorites, no special lighting required:

    http://sto.gamepedia.com/Voth_Bulwark_Dreadnought_Cruiser

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_vibrator

    That one was a huge 'eff ewe' to the players who were simply dying to have it, even when they just lost all their active rep rewards to come up with the system they are about to replace here very soon.

    Bottom line? No one cares, and they are going to keep doing it because players will keep wanting these things.

    Wait a minute... I got a Voth Dread for my Orion BECAUSE how controversial it looks B)
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    kyle223cat wrote: »
    I have a dirty mind.... :|
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN0GFLDijr8
    For a good clean feeling no matter what!

    The funny thing is that this isn't even part of the ship he's complaining about. He's using Aegis. Also it's not round enough to be properly phallic. :p
    risian4 wrote: »
    There's a lot of things wrong with that picture. I'm seeing Fire at will, multiple copies of the same ability on different trays.
    You are using Jam Sensors.
    And he's using Transport Warhead with what looks like an ordinary quantum. Or is it the one with the shield drain? Either way, probably a waste of a boff slot. Especially with Torp Spread... I'd go with Surgical strikes. Science? yeah, those look useless. Also, Evade Target lock is probably not going to help much vs Voth. He could swap EptS to that slot, and swap the Uni Ens to a tac and add APB to his build. Then replace the sci skills with something good.
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  • thegrandnagus1thegrandnagus1 Member Posts: 5,166 Arc User
    azrael605 wrote: »
    But you are really stretching here.

    :D

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  • narthaisnarthais Member Posts: 452 Arc User
    OP needs this shirt
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  • taylor1701dtaylor1701d Member Posts: 3,099 Arc User
    Stretching it LOL
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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    Mr. Johnson called and said the Misses wants her Starship back.

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  • i8udzi8udz Member Posts: 23 Arc User
    Anything can be construed as phallic if your mind is below your navel.
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  • comrademococomrademoco Member Posts: 1,694 Bug Hunter
    edited March 2016
    Borked
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  • narthaisnarthais Member Posts: 452 Arc User
    I don't want that on MY ship and I sure as hell didn't put it there on purpose. I'm hoping the devs will put it on the list to adjust that lighting pattern so I don't have to fly around with a crudely drawn d!ick on the bottom of my ship. I don't think that's an unreasonable request.​​

    Good news, as its from the Ageis shield you can turn the effect off at will.
  • equinox976equinox976 Member Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited March 2016
    It's phallic enough to be improper in my opinion. I just want them to get rid of it.
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    Are you serious? practically every single Star Trek series (and even the films) have been choc full of sexual innuendo/references in addition to scantly clad ladies (Orion slave girls (TOS), Leeta (DS9) 7 Of 9 (VOY) T'pol (ENT), plenty in TNG too (and Picards horrible outing in those awful speedo's.)

    Are you really so much of a prude that something so ridiculous actually bothers you?

    As for requesting that dev's spend time fixing such a trivial issue (which appears to be in your mind) taking sorely needed resources away from more important issues, you are unlikely to find much sympathy here.

    I strongly suggest you never watch any Star Trek, because like I said, its full of sexual overtones.

    So to answer your original question "What is wrong with this picture?"

    The answer is nothing is wrong with the picture, and that you have far too much time on your hands.

    P.S: I think it's your mind that is in the gutter because it looks more like the outline (very appropriate for space I might add) of a rocket than anything else you have been dredging.

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  • ashstorm1ashstorm1 Member Posts: 679 Arc User
    edited March 2016
    You want a phallus, look at that http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/aat3pbrjafz8x9dfqikp.jpg

    Compared to this, the ship isn't that offensive.
  • burstorionburstorion Member Posts: 1,750 Arc User
    ashstorm1 wrote: »
    You want a phallus, look at that http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/aat3pbrjafz8x9dfqikp.jpg

    Compared to this, the ship isn't that offensive.

    Well, I always reckoned Dora was older than she looked (Poor thing must have congenital growth stunting) and was bound to go exploring -that- eventually​​
  • stonewbiestonewbie Member Posts: 1,454 Arc User
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    I'm not the only one seeing this, right? I think the art team should maybe consider lighting a few more of those shapes on the aft end of the saucer to obscure that rather unfortunate shape.​​


    Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "park your starship inside of earth spacedock". Now all we need is someone to make a sped up video of that ship going forward>reverse>forward>reverse x100 into a drydock or a borg gateway or something and then firing off a TS:3 of quantum torpedoes out their forward bay.
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