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What's wrong with this picture?

darthmeow504darthmeow504 Member Posts: 2,302 Arc User
in Star Trek Online General Discussion
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I'm not the only one seeing this, right? I think the art team should maybe consider lighting a few more of those shapes on the aft end of the saucer to obscure that rather unfortunate shape.​​
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  • manners2#5415 manners2
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    How phallic
  • thegrandnagus1thegrandnagus1 Member Posts: 5,166 Arc User
    The picture becomes even more graphic when you factor in those dotted blue lines going down either side from the top point :D
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  • farranorfarranor Member Posts: 559 Arc User
    You mean the way the light-blue lines form a shape that looks like an Astika? A bit weird, but I don't see what's wrong with it.
  • jade1280jade1280 Member Posts: 868 Arc User
    Damm perverts get your minds out of the gutter.
  • kyle223catkyle223cat Member Posts: 584 Arc User
    I have a dirty mind.... :|
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  • tousseautousseau Member Posts: 1,484 Arc User
    Must be a 100k DPSer...
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    Youse guys can visit my gutter, but stay outta my sewer and don't cross my bridge!

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  • fovrelfovrel Member Posts: 1,448 Arc User
    It is a TRIBBLE, no doubt. It is to compensate for all those barely dressed orion females. Agh! I knew from the begin. This game is sex.
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    Looks more like one of them funny G-Place Thingy's to me.

    Certainly would get my attention.

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  • kimmybinkkimmybink Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    the heck?
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  • samt1996samt1996 Member Posts: 2,856 Arc User
    For starters your using the Eclipse nacelles...
  • berginsbergins Member Posts: 3,453 Arc User
    Maybe we could get "My Ship is a Phallus" threads added to the FCTs?

    I know, it's supposed to have an official Dev response to be added, but what is there for them to say? "Yes, the Scryer looks like... Err... What of it?"
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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited March 2016
    valoreah wrote: »
    darthmeow504 wrote: »
    ...I can't imagine the devs want that kind of imagery in their all ages game either....​

    And the essentially naked Orion slave girls with enormous TRIBBLE running around is ok???
    It is for me...
    >:)

    Also...
    I'm trying hard to remember the last time I actually looked at the bottom of any of my ships...

    hummmnn...

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    Nope, can't remember.
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  • tenderbitstenderbits Member Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited March 2016
    daveyny wrote: »
    valoreah wrote: »
    darthmeow504 wrote: »
    ...I can't imagine the devs want that kind of imagery in their all ages game either....​

    And the essentially naked Orion slave girls with enormous TRIBBLE running around is ok???
    It is for me...
    >:)

    Also...
    I'm trying hard to remember the last time I actually looked at the bottom of any of my ships...

    hummmnn...


    Nope, can't remember.

    Well, how else would you tell if it's a boy ship or not?
  • sistericsisteric Member Posts: 768 Arc User
    darthmeow504 wrote: »
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    I'm not the only one seeing this, right? I think the art team should maybe consider lighting a few more of those shapes on the aft end of the saucer to obscure that rather unfortunate shape.​​


    What's wrong with you that you have to look for something wrong in things? This is a non-issue that only exist because you looked for something wrong.
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  • thegrandnagus1thegrandnagus1 Member Posts: 5,166 Arc User
    sisteric wrote: »
    What's wrong with you that you have to look for something wrong in things? This is a non-issue that only exist because you looked for something wrong.

    Irony at its best. And the funny part is, sisteric doesn't even know what I'm talking about :D
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  • sandukutupusandukutupu Member Posts: 179 Arc User
    Hello Boys, corporations have been using phallic symbols to sell to the male population since... forever. Get over it. You more than likely were drawn to that ship on a subliminal level. Many cultures world over have no issues with phallic symbolism, in fact, most embrace it.

    Here are some recent examples to sell you boys junk with your junk;
    1. Bread
    2. Beer
    3. Pizza
    4. Hardward

    Don't you want to get a beer and pizza and go wrench on your car right now? Anyway I'm sure the design team didn't put it there by mistake.
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  • sistericsisteric Member Posts: 768 Arc User
    thegrandnagus1 wrote: »
    sisteric wrote: »
    What's wrong with you that you have to look for something wrong in things? This is a non-issue that only exist because you looked for something wrong.

    Irony at its best. And the funny part is, sisteric doesn't even know what I'm talking about :D

    Hey, difference of opinions on things is one thing. Looking for symbolism is another... o:)

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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    tenderbits wrote: »
    daveyny wrote: »
    valoreah wrote: »
    darthmeow504 wrote: »
    ...I can't imagine the devs want that kind of imagery in their all ages game either....​

    And the essentially naked Orion slave girls with enormous TRIBBLE running around is ok???
    It is for me...
    >:)

    Also...
    I'm trying hard to remember the last time I actually looked at the bottom of any of my ships...

    hummmnn...


    Nope, can't remember.

    Well, how else would you tell if it's a boy ship or not?

    I watch to see if it humps a Starbase.

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  • risian4risian4 Member Posts: 3,711 Arc User
    There's a lot of things wrong with that picture. I'm seeing Fire at will, multiple copies of the same ability on different trays.
  • nickodaemusnickodaemus Member Posts: 711 Arc User
    Where were you when they released the Voth Bulwark? That thing is straight off the sex toys page of some dev's web favorites, no special lighting required:

    http://sto.gamepedia.com/Voth_Bulwark_Dreadnought_Cruiser

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_vibrator

    That one was a huge 'eff ewe' to the players who were simply dying to have it, even when they just lost all their active rep rewards to come up with the system they are about to replace here very soon.

    Bottom line? No one cares, and they are going to keep doing it because players will keep wanting these things.
  • mmps1mmps1 Member Posts: 381 Arc User
    So you fly from the cockpit and not the bridge?
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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    My fly has always been near my cockpit.

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  • darkknightucfdarkknightucf Member Posts: 1,546 Media Corps
    It's the use of FaW, isn't it...
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  • mmps1mmps1 Member Posts: 381 Arc User
    Faw = fire at willy?
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  • tousseautousseau Member Posts: 1,484 Arc User
    On the one hand... the owner of this ship could, and should, be proud. On the other, the accompanying bits are the size of hazelnuts... comparatively speaking..
  • mrspidey2mrspidey2 Member Posts: 959 Arc User
    Please... Literally every KDF Raptor is shaped like a Phallus.
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