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Recent Mass Trolling from Fleets with Low Oral Hygene

rahhmirahhmi Member Posts: 145 Arc User
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Hello.

As you all know, the 6th anniversary recently came about and this means Q and his beautiful Dancing girls have been inhabiting the only truly relevant Social hub in the game.. Earth Spacedock,.

The problem here is that there is a new Troll-Item that's being used constantly, by many fleets who aren't..... . .the infamous teeth one. I can't name names, but if you look at the image above, you MAY be able to guess the fleet that these trolls are NOT!

Hint: I'm a member of it.

Regardless, this new 6th Party Pooper has ruined my emmisions. ... . . .. why the frack does my browser say that's spelled wrong? emmursians. immursions. No.. that's not it... But it's ruined, as you can clearly read!

This popper, which started trolling antics by having the wrong number in the first place, shoots cakes in the air! These cakes leave a filmy residue on the ground afterwards while making me quite hungry and causing me to crave sweets. essentially, this makes me worried that I'll either eventually develop blood sugar issues OR that I'll become obese!

Secondly, the trolls now put sparklers on the ground. As I like to roleplay having bare feet (with my totally OP OG MACO Boots Mk III [omg] [pretty] [shiney]), these sparklers break my immersion as I see them sparkle and explode near my feet and have to begin hopping in the air as I writhe in pain from the faux third degree burns that I encounter.

The Trolls round out this by adding another weird sparkler star thing to it. THIS HURTS MY EYES. I'm going to have to go see an eye doctor soon, either because I stare at the sparklers too often or because I'm just getting old, But still.. The Trolls are killing my eyes even worse than the people on my various friendlists who link me to all sorts of weird stuff!

I find this whole thing to be greatly distressing, And would like to put in a formal complaint that trolls who ARE NOT PART OF THE GOOD TEETH GROUP have been spamming these things all over the place for the last week! Furthermore, The dancing girls are wearing Chains. This reminds me of that Flaming Skull Comic Book Guy. It bothers me.

that's about it. Please re-release Gound Elite STF outfits! THANKS!

-Rahhmi

-And her tribbles.

Comments

  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    Troll thread is , being a troll thread

    Nothing to see here moving on
  • rahhmirahhmi Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    jorantomalak wrote: »
    Troll thread is , being a troll thread

    Nothing to see here moving on

    please do not troll my opinion thread, sir.
  • selraxxxselraxxx Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    I do so hate slipping on all that icing from the new troll popper on the decks. At least I'm going to assume it's icing. :neutral:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • rahhmirahhmi Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    selraxxx wrote: »
    I do so hate slipping on all that icing from the new troll popper on the decks. At least I'm going to assume it's icing. :neutral:

    Thank you! at least you're joining the topic now... these TROLECAKES must be stopped at all costs!

    ...god Now I have to go buy cupcakes.. afk.
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    Reminds me of the days back when the Subspace Party Amplifiers were everywhere. It took Subspace Party Nullifiers to stop them! :p
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  • rahhmirahhmi Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    admiralnat wrote: »
    Reminds me of the days back when the Subspace Party Amplifiers were everywhere. It took Subspace Party Nullifiers to stop them! :p

    Luckily we only have Ceremonial Spheres now.. <3
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,596 Community Moderator
    I'm pretty sure its really Q who is to blame. After all... HE is the one who gave out the poppers.

    Nothing like an omnipotent being raised and trained by the omnipotent being and ultimate Troll of our universe: Q.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • rahhmirahhmi Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    rattler2 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure its really Q who is to blame. After all... HE is the one who gave out the poppers.

    Nothing like an omnipotent being raised and trained by the omnipotent being and ultimate Troll of our universe: Q.

    didn't think I'd ever say it, but you make an extremely good point. The question is, how do you punish a Q? cause my feet are on fire and it's not due to disco!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,596 Community Moderator
    That's the thing. You can't. Best you can do is probably subject him to the Disco Ball. I think.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
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    edited February 2016
    I read the OP. I lol'd. Nice one. If your intent was to make people laugh, then I'd I'd say you got it on one.

    Each of my characters secured one of these ersatz fire extinguishers on Day One of the 6th Anniversary Event. One, to complete the set because I have all of the others and. Two, to ensure there will be no shenanigans due to my newly enhanced ability to assure M.E.D. (Mutual Enamel Destruction).

    Not to mention what I can now do to waistlines and certain types of fabrics and decor. To borrow a phrase from a certain well known film which some people around here dislike almost as much, "Hello, Cupcake!" :)

    NOTE: The preceding was written all in fun. As was the OP's missive. No STO players or forum moderators were harmed in the making of this post. Forum warriors and ERPer's on the other hand...
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  • jcswwjcsww Member Posts: 6,827 Arc User
    selraxxx wrote: »
    I do so hate slipping on all that icing from the new troll popper on the decks. At least I'm going to assume it's icing. :neutral:

    I really liked the original implementation of that, where it froze you into a block of ice. But people ruined it by griefing others in social zones! )=
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    jcsww wrote: »
    selraxxx wrote: »
    I do so hate slipping on all that icing from the new troll popper on the decks. At least I'm going to assume it's icing. :neutral:
    I really liked the original implementation of that, where it froze you into a block of ice. But people ruined it by griefing others in social zones! )=
    also it would interrupt whatever you were doing by triggering red-alert. so as long as people kept using it, they could keep others from using the bank, mail, dabo, etc... indefinitely.
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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    How is this any better or more allowable than the threads about the Disco item???

    I see no good will come of this.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    Feds call it a "Public Health and Safety hazard."

    Klingons call it a new weapon in the art of culinary warfare.
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  • nepsthennepsthen Member Posts: 209 Arc User
    Romulans are searching for a way to add stealth technology to it.

    Ferengi are making a mint selling knock offs and "officially" licensed merchandise.

    Cardassians are just eating them.

    Bajorans are upset that the Cardies won't give them theirs and oppressing their trolecake heritage.
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