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Anniversary Event Joke Thread!
themarie
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The LATEST from Cryptic to you!
Turns out we are going to be collecting dead bodies in a rather macabre anniversary mission. 10,000 dead bodies to earn the new ship, about six weeks worth of grind.
On top of that we will have a new currency thanks to the DEAD DOFF SYSTEM!
Every time a DOFF dies on a mission, it's body will be stored in the Morgue until you have enough to go shopping in the Kobali Store! Purchase new and exotic Death and Necromancy based items today!
SPACE SET:
Infernal Combustion Warp Core
Soul Harvesting Photon Torpedoes
Carved Flesh Secondary Deflector
GROUND SET:
Upgraded Dividian Soul Removal Staff
Wail-Of-The Damned Reaping Phasers
Polished Bone Body Armor
And much much more!
Turns out we are going to be collecting dead bodies in a rather macabre anniversary mission. 10,000 dead bodies to earn the new ship, about six weeks worth of grind.
On top of that we will have a new currency thanks to the DEAD DOFF SYSTEM!
Every time a DOFF dies on a mission, it's body will be stored in the Morgue until you have enough to go shopping in the Kobali Store! Purchase new and exotic Death and Necromancy based items today!
SPACE SET:
Infernal Combustion Warp Core
Soul Harvesting Photon Torpedoes
Carved Flesh Secondary Deflector
GROUND SET:
Upgraded Dividian Soul Removal Staff
Wail-Of-The Damned Reaping Phasers
Polished Bone Body Armor
And much much more!
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You're joking but a death theme Secondary Deflector? Bone Armor? I did not know I needed this in my life.
Ah the Risan Funeral Shuttle. Last ride that many power-board and jet-pack pilots ever take.
I was thinking something more along the lines of THIS.
:cool:
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I can hear theme music now.
A: How the frak should I know? They're still trying to work out the concept of turning things.
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I would pay money for glowing pentagrams and related tattoos for my Betazoid. Sometimes the good go bad, and sometimes they go even WORSE.
The Army of Darkness Ability. Upon activation, every Kobali within 10Km of the player come together in a group and begins a rampage of wanton destruction.
The Boom Stick - For those who missed out on the Zefrem Cochrane Shotgun, fear not! This new weapon is every bit as good and features a VO from Da Man Himself, Bruce Campbell. Upon the end of a ground combat segment, the Boom Stick says, "And remember, shop smart. Shop S Mart."
And come with a complimentary emote: Barrel Blow
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