Vent: There's not going to be a lot of walking is there? I don't want to run a marathon everyday. *Vent's padd just sits inside of him behind the vent cover*
Ander: *laughs*No, your orders are strictly to follow me. Starfleet's orders.
I think youll need a new look tho
*stares at Vent for a while*
Something human... pick something, while I go look around a bit, talk to me via this combadge only. I'll send the logs once you are done choosing. Holodeck technology gets great in the future you know...
*hands the combadge to vent then walks towards the shuttle launch pad*
Vent: *His combadge is attaches to some of the broken wall surrounding the vent cover.* Are you sure I have to? I have an affinity for being an inanimate object you know.
Vent: Oh goody. They never suspect the vent with pieces of drywall attached to it you know. Without the drywall they get suspicious. *He somehow moved several feet while Ander wasn't looking at him.*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Vent: I think you could be better at following your superior officers. I might have to file a report on that. *Ends the call* Oh not another one of those things. I still have the rash from last time.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Ander: *talks to himself* well then. *looks at his padd* Captain Dreik of the U.S.S. Kamakura. What weird name. *looks up from the padd, looks through the shuttle's window and sees the gorgeous starship - notices that the U.S.S. Lexington is under construction*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Ander: *grabs the epohh* hello little fella wacha doing here.... hrm I think ill name you kuntel *smiles*
*gives the epohh a treat before putting it in a concealed area*
*taps the combadge*
Alright vent im in the bridge, got you some bug spray thought you might need it, wheres the captain?
Bug Spray: Don't worry about me old buddy. I want you to tell me wife I love her.
Vent: But you aren't married.
Bug Spray: I know! *Laughs uncontrollably and explodes destroying the tail*
Vent: Well that was odd. *Answers the call* I don't know. I'm still in the shuttle bay dealing with one of those rashy alien monsters. Kinda like the missus. *Laughs*
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
edited January 2015
*The Xenomorph hisses and whips its tail at Vent, hitting it with acidic blood*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Ander: well Ill leave you two at it, ill go to my quarters and get settled, the captain should be here anytime soon though. Look out for a middled age man with a static voice. Oh and ill put this bug spray on your locker. Call me if you see the Capt. *taps combadge out*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*after several hours of battling back and forth between vent and xenomorph, Ander walks in through the turbolift*
Ander: I think you need some help there... *like a true section 31 operative, ander pulls out his phaser and stuns the Xenomorph without having to think twice*
*kicks the xenomorph*
You should be fine now, when it wakes up,it'll think nothing but of friendship towards you.
By the way, the Captain passed by here and you didnt notice... *turns vent's holoemitter on*
Thats why he didnt see you...
*Captain Rattler was discussing with some senior members on the other room*
Ill go see whats going on...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
edited January 2015
*Another Xenomorph crawls across the ceiling and makes itself at home inside Vent*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I think youll need a new look tho
*stares at Vent for a while*
Something human... pick something, while I go look around a bit, talk to me via this combadge only. I'll send the logs once you are done choosing. Holodeck technology gets great in the future you know...
*hands the combadge to vent then walks towards the shuttle launch pad*
*puts a holoemitter on one of the sides*
Ok to humans youll look like human, all other times youll look like that, a vent.
Vent: Are you coming or what? *Is speaking through the combadge. He's already on a shuttle*
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Bug Spray: *In a scottish accent* Nah let 'em over here I'm itchin' fo a fight!
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*gives the epohh a treat before putting it in a concealed area*
*taps the combadge*
Alright vent im in the bridge, got you some bug spray thought you might need it, wheres the captain?
Bug Spray: Don't worry about me old buddy. I want you to tell me wife I love her.
Vent: But you aren't married.
Bug Spray: I know! *Laughs uncontrollably and explodes destroying the tail*
Vent: Well that was odd. *Answers the call* I don't know. I'm still in the shuttle bay dealing with one of those rashy alien monsters. Kinda like the missus. *Laughs*
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Ander: I think you need some help there... *like a true section 31 operative, ander pulls out his phaser and stuns the Xenomorph without having to think twice*
*kicks the xenomorph*
You should be fine now, when it wakes up,it'll think nothing but of friendship towards you.
By the way, the Captain passed by here and you didnt notice... *turns vent's holoemitter on*
Thats why he didnt see you...
*Captain Rattler was discussing with some senior members on the other room*
Ill go see whats going on...
(Having way too much fun with my Xenomorphs...)
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