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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    starswordc wrote: »
    TRIBBLE are for nursing young (originally, anyway). Why would a species of egg-laying reptiles need them?

    They're to let us know when the game is dead.
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  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    edit: Yeah, on second thought - i don't want to have typed that.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    patrickngo wrote: »
    Gorn...are reptiles. Reptiles don't nurse young, and they wouldn't...oh nevermind.

    Shaka, when the walls fell...
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  • ddesjardinsddesjardins Member Posts: 3,056 Media Corps
    edited December 2014
    duplicate post - odd.
  • ddesjardinsddesjardins Member Posts: 3,056 Media Corps
    edited December 2014
    jellico1 wrote: »
    When the Galaxy class has a Commander Tac BO slot :P

    - Brilliant, with subtle undertones of coolness. I raise you by saying 'Borg Cube'
    orangeitis wrote: »
    No one on the forums complaining that STO is dying.

    - Unlikely. Complaining here is like death and taxes, 'cause y'know, CRYPTIC HAPPENS.
    starkaos wrote: »
    Tier 6 Constitution for Klingons

    - Frightening thought supported by the same people who believe the multiverse theory.
    mhall85 wrote: »
    ..snip..
    Omega particle weapons
    ..snip..

    - I raise that by saying 'Point Singularity Cannon' from Andromeda, the TRIBBLE step-child of Star Trek.

    DISCLAIMER: The following is a joke.

    ..snip for gratuitous legalese ...

    You know STO is, ahem, "Dead" when:

    Geko is overheard saying something nice about the playerbase.
    Stephen D'Angelo has a double digit post count.
    Forum Overlord Tacofangs gets demoted to just Forum Lord due to cutbacks.
    pwe/cryptic starts a "Player of the Month" contest.

    - we have a winner.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Yea...I meant Gorn with TRIBBLE...
    Pray this never happens.

    If such an abomination were to befall us, that would kill the game for me.

    And I would irrationally blame you for bringing this up.

    And I would track you down, and beat you until you are nearly dead, and then peel you like a rattlesnake and then feed your meaty bits to Cathy, my pet monitor lizard. (who is a female and does not have TRIBBLE.)
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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  • garaks31garaks31 Member Posts: 2,845 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    i am sure that cryptic will show the decency to let us know in advance when they stop working on sto .it will not happen in near future and until then there will be many st online games...
  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    We'll know when STO is dead when...

    ...an "official" manga and anime come out based on it...
    ...a movie about STO directed by Uwe Bol is announced...

    ...and...




    ...Catstarsto is made an official character of STO (complete with voiceovers by the character's creator)...


    :)
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Pray this never happens.

    If such an abomination were to befall us, that would kill the game for me.

    And I would irrationally blame you for bringing this up.

    And I would track you down, and beat you until you are nearly dead, and then peel you like a rattlesnake and then feed your meaty bits to Cathy, my pet monitor lizard. (who is a female and does not have TRIBBLE.)

    It seems I have a lot to look forward to:rolleyes:.
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    When it isn't Iconians. :(
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  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    When it isn't Iconians. :(

    Too late. Everything is a Nemesis plot.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    When it isn't Iconians. :(

    I'm betting that after everyone comes together and beats the Iconians in an epic showdown, survivors from the Tkon empire will construct some massive super weapon that can blow up the galaxy so we will have to complete another 10 seasons and buy tier 20 ships to defeat them.
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I'm betting that after everyone comes together and beats the Iconians in an epic showdown, survivors from the Tkon empire will construct some massive super weapon that can blow up the galaxy so we will have to complete another 10 seasons and buy tier 20 ships to defeat them.

    "Turns out that the Iconians were really a Tkon plot this entire time. Have fun storming the space castle!"
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  • onehalfklingononehalfklingon Member Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Turns out STO is only mostly dead...
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    "Turns out that the Iconians were really a Tkon plot this entire time. Have fun storming the space castle!"

    Want to start a betting pool for how many seasons it will take to defeat the Tkon and what tier starship we will need?
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I'm betting that it was the Iconians who killed the T'Kon myself. But the idea of the alliance salvaging T'Kon tech to use against the Iconians seems possible.
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  • lordarathronlordarathron Member Posts: 249 Arc User
    edited December 2014
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I'm betting that it was the Iconians who killed the T'Kon myself. But the idea of the alliance salvaging T'Kon tech to use against the Iconians seems possible.

    I'm betting that it will take 8 seasons and will require the use of tier 8 ships before we can finally defeat the Tkon.
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  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I'm betting that it will take 8 seasons and will require the use of tier 8 ships before we can finally defeat the Tkon.

    Only to realize that it was Q playing a joke on us.
  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    When we get to punch Q in the face...Repeatedly, with no consequenses whatsoever ( can someone say quantum disintegration :3)
    The hamster will RULE ALLL....

    Mwahahahahahahaha
  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    If we begin to see characters from Kingdoms Hearts, it will be pretty much gone.

    If wacky inflatable arm men are placed as Star Fleet Academy, and even worse at Klingon Academy, the game is morte.

    But if they add pandas or character marriage, I will shed a tear, for that means an MMO has run out of ideas!
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    "Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Here's another sign that STO might be dead in space...

    ...if evidence surfaces that a gigantic video game publisher has somehow (possibly through underhanded means) gained control of Star Trek Online...

    "You want to explore that planet? Please pay $5 to beam down..."
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    You know the game is dead and when they choose to charge dilithium to respawn in a queued instance...

    STO- Prepare to Grind addition... Been out since season 6 :3

    Now back to rowing those oars on the STO galleon....:D
    The hamster will RULE ALLL....

    Mwahahahahahahaha
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    starkaos wrote: »
    Only to realize that it was Q playing a joke on us.

    Would you rather have that or a cutscene of Riker and Troi leaving a holodeck? ;)

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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    EA Games proudly announces their newest acquisition at the 2015 E3 in Vegas - Cryptic Studios
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    EA Games proudly announces their newest acquisition at the 2015 E3 in Vegas - Cryptic Studios

    That's just brutal...I mean, have you no mercy?
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Apologies, Virus. I go too far for even myself sometimes, lol.
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Would you rather have that or a cutscene of Riker and Troi leaving a holodeck? ;)

    Obviously Q playing a joke on someone. The Riker and Troi cutscene at the end of Enterprise was one of the worst possible endings they could have done. If they wanted to do a Riker and Troi cameo, then have them in a time travel episode would be far more consistent with Enterprise.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Honestly the holodeck thing was a great episode premise, just not as the last one....
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