Ban the person above you, any reason at all! Part III

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned by an abundance of Latenight Faces...
vanityfair_conan-o-brien-stephen-colbert-and-other-late-night-hosts-describe-each-other-with-one-word.jpg

What? No Sam B? ARGH!!!

hawku001x · September 2018

Banned cuz I only know the good ones.

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned for not naming them.

hawku001x · September 2018

Banned for giving orders. Return to your station, Lieutenant!

sevenofnine13141 · September 2018

Banned for ordering a Lieutenant to their post when they ARE at their post.

hawku001x · September 2018

Banned because I just wanted to see if they were paying attention. Also, ordering people around is fun.

markhawkman · September 2018

banned for not ordering your hair to cut itself.

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned because that's kind of like asking a snake to swallow it's on tail.

hawku001x · September 2018

Banned because that is an excellent analogy. I'm not even going to ban you for that. So, banned for not being banned.

markhawkman · September 2018

Your body is banned for having been previously banned, your soul is banned for disliking how many times you've been banned.

hawku001x · September 2018

Are you kidding me? Being banned is the best. Banned for no evidence of a soul. The Ban Gods demand evidence!

alexmakepeace · September 2018

I'm banning you, and I'm also banning the Ban Gods.

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Which of us is the Ban Gods? Which ever of us stops posting because of that ban.

Banned because that's clearly not me ( at least not until I get back on Mount Olympus ).

markhawkman · September 2018

banned because this is surprisingly educational:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLdmvZbXzo4

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned by this map which is on fire.

And by this map which shows where other fires are.
https://fires.globalforestwatch.org/map/#activeLayers=viirsFires%2CactiveFires&activeBasemap=topo&activeImagery=&planetCategory=PLANET-MONTHLY&planetPeriod=Jul%202018&x=-18&y=11&z=3

markhawkman · September 2018

banned for not consulting proper legal counsel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y4jUgAYYXg

alexmakepeace · September 2018

Banned by illegal counsel.

rattler2 · September 2018

Banned by my new 3D glasses and bucket of popcorn!

alexmakepeace · September 2018

Banned because you don't seem to be enjoying them much.

Also banned because when I typed "illegal counsel" into google images to find an image to accompany my previous ban, I got a bunch of images of Trump.

rattler2 · September 2018

Banned because I'm LMAO right now thanks to you.

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned for that. Now pick up that TRIBBLE and put it back where it belongs.

hawku001x · September 2018

Banned for literally taking things literally.

alexmakepeace · September 2018

Literally banned by

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned because "I AM SPARTICUS!"

https://youtu.be/-8h_v_our_Q?t=47s

hawku001x · September 2018

Banned because is everyone present for the ban meeting?

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned because - :: puts hand up to show he's here ::

alexmakepeace · September 2018

Nobody's going to be present for the ban meeting because everyone's been banned! Including you!

hawku001x · September 2018

Banned because you've unbanned from the ban meeting in order to attend. First order of business: banning attendees.

markhawkman · September 2018

Banned for inviting the Vampires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J87F35g3c4

zedbrightlander1 · September 2018

Banned by this bit of art that I swear was a creature race in a Star Wars movie.

Ban the person above you, any reason at all! Part III

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