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Ban the person above you, any reason at all! Part III

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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned for not getting properly inoculated first.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned for making outrageous claims like you invented the question mark. And for accusing chestnuts of being lazy.
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,467 Community Moderator
    edited March 2015
    Banned by Yang's shotgun gauntlets.
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned by Roberta's shotgun umbrella.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    banned for using an umbrella and not a parasol
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned because - Are you guys kickin' Crystalline Entity butt between bans? You'd better be or all come over there and ban YOUR non-Chrystal buts. Unless you're a Tholian which means I must ban your actual Chrystal butt.
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  • generalmocogeneralmoco Member Posts: 1,634
    edited March 2015
    Retro banning kuntel because, I don't always pull my old tricks, but when I do, I prefer, to rattle the hawk with makepeace..... kuuuuuunteeeeeel


    I just realised, that there is an unending war between kuntel and I
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned for r.

    And also for breaking my link.

    Retrobanning zedbrightlander1 because I've played the crystalline entity... once or twice. Hard to remember, it was a long time ago. :P

    Also, retrobanning kuntel for being kuntel.
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  • generalmocogeneralmoco Member Posts: 1,634
    edited March 2015
    Banned because lol, I just realised your link is broken


    Alsobecause I remember the very first crystalline entity event...
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned because I also remember the old, evil CE...

    and retrobanned Zed because I kicked it 12 times today. :D
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  • bcwhguderian1941bcwhguderian1941 Member Posts: 804 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    ^^Banned for being so mean to a harmless "Crystal Critter". How could you! :eek:
    (I'm sure my phasers and photons earlier today did'nt hurt it... much). :o


    BCW.
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned for using phasers, kinetic is the way to go, so torps and mines are order of the day.
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  • bcwhguderian1941bcwhguderian1941 Member Posts: 804 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    ^^Banned for discounting my photons. (Anyway, I really didn't want to hurt it,
    remember...) ;)


    BCW.
  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned because the Crystalline Entity event started again, and I didn't even notice?
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  • nyxadrillnyxadrill Member Posts: 1,242 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned for not noticing the CE had gone vegetarian :D
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned because CE is hangry.
    generalmoco wrote: »
    Retro banning kuntel because, I don't always pull my old tricks, but when I do, I prefer, to rattle the hawk with makepeace..... kuuuuuunteeeeeel

    Banned cuz I was quick to uninstall Swordsman.
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  • generalmocogeneralmoco Member Posts: 1,634
    edited March 2015
    Banned because I also uninstalled swordsman, after playing it like 1 hr... :shivers:
  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned because what is Swordsman?
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned because - On Guard. <---- wrong on so many levels.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned by the moon.

    Retrobanning rooster because Swordsman is a PWE (not Cryptic) game. Never played it, but I expect it involves swords.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned cuz Swordsman is another Cryptic game that takes place in Ancient China.

    EDIT: Double ninja'd!
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  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    hawku001x wrote: »
    Banned cuz Swordsman is another Cryptic game that takes place in Ancient China.

    EDIT: Double ninja'd!

    Banned for editing without written consent from me!

    While on the note of permissions, I ban Alexmakepeace too for banning in my name!

    EDIT> The next person to show up, and try to ban me will be banned! :P
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  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    First of all, I ban myself.

    Since I've already banned myself, and I can't be banned twice for the same crime, you can't ban me!

    So banning luna for lies, and for being ~1/3 the size of the Earth.
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  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    alexmakepeace wrote: »
    First of all, I ban myself.

    Since I've already banned myself, and I can't be banned twice for the same crime, you can't ban me!

    So banning luna for lies, and for being ~1/3 the size of the Earth.

    Ah, so that's how it is?

    I unban Alex, then I invoke the power of Q to ban you with the ancient ban hammer of the Cryptic's gods!

    Then after a long Ice Cream ceremony and a couple anime films, we come back to unban you from your bonds, then we bring back Q to ban you again, this time we send you to the Klingon underworld, where the ghost of Jar Jar Binks will be able to play with you forever!

    This is the wrath of Empress Luna! :cool:
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  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned for trying to be Empress of the ban thread...Retrobanned for bringing Q into the thread

    Then Turbobanned for not capitalizeing the first letter in Q's glorious name
    The hamster will RULE ALLL....

    Mwahahahahahahaha
  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    cheesebasket wrote: »
    Banned for trying to be Empress of the ban thread...Retrobanned for bringing Q into the thread

    Then Turbobanned for not capitalizeing the first letter in Q's glorious name

    I went over the top last time, so I think I will just a give you a slap on the wrist this time, instead of a ban.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Banned because every ban and non-ban is not enough.
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  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    hawku001x wrote: »
    Banned because every ban and non-ban is not enough.

    Ban one, get one free. lolz
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  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Meanwhile, deep below Qo’nos…

    *POOF!* [Makepeace appears in a puff of smoke]
    Makepeace: Ow.
    Fek'Ihri: Ah, a new victim! We shall make you suffer! Get ‘im, boys!
    Makepeace: Um…
    [Makepeace whips out his tricorder]
    Tricorder: *Beep beep beepity beep*
    [The tricorder emits a harmonic resonance pulse]
    Tricorder: *angelic harmony*
    Fek'Ihri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not… not harmony AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHGLHALHGAHGLAHG…
    [The Fek'Ihri melt into small black smudges]
    Makepeace: Hey. It worked.
    Fek'lhr: BRAH-HAH-HAH! You may have slain my minions, but you shall not defeat me!
    Makepeace: Uh-oh.
    Tricorder: *Beep beep beepity beep* *angelic harmony*
    Fek'lhr: FAH! YOUR PATHETIC HARMONY IS NO MATCH FOR MY DISCORD!
    Makepeace: Hmm… wait, what did you say?
    Fek'lhr: PATHETIC DEAF HUMAN! I SAID MY DISCORD SHALL CRUSH YOUR HARMONY!
    Makepeace: Aha!
    Tricorder: *Beepity beep beeping* *cone of rainbow-colored light*
    [Fek'lhr morphs into Discord]
    Fek'lhr: AAAAAAAH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME I AM ALL CUTE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAGHLALGHLAG!!!
    [Fek'lhr stabs himself with a rusty bat’leth.
    Fek'lhr: x_X
    Makepeace: Nice.
    Dishonored Klingons: You… killed Fek'lhr!
    Makepeace: Um, yeah. I guess I did.
    Dishonored Klingons: Then you are the new ruler of Gre’thor!
    Makepeace: Oh.

    [A few minutes later, at the door to First City]
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    [The ground begins to shake. A deep rumbling is heard. Every Klingon in the city draws weapons.]
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    Ground: *BOOOOOOOOOM*
    [The ground explodes in front of the door, sending gold sellers flying]
    Gold Sellers: WTS T8 Tholian Reclu -9001
    Gold Sellers: x_x
    [Klingons gather around the whole where the gold sellers were and wait, weapons ready, for the dust to settle]
    [Makepeace rides out of the dust plume on two giant targs, leading an army]
    Makepeace: *COUGH COUGH*
    Klingons: Starfleet?! What are you doing on Qo’nos?
    Makepeace: I got banned to Gre’thor. I defeated Fek'lhr and escaped.
    Klingons: …
    Worf: He also defeated the gold sellers!
    Klingons *cheering* He defeated the gold sellers! We will follow you, Starfleet!
    Makepeace: Whoa.

    [One hour later, in Ten Forward]
    Lunasto: Ban one, get one free. lolz
    [Makepeace enters quietly through the door. The army of Klingons following him enters noisily… through the door.]
    Makepeace: Oops. Sorry.
    Lunasto: Aaaah! Makepeace! How did you get out of Gre’thor?
    Makepeace: Eh. Puns, mostly.
    [Makepeace swings his new banhammer, forged from the shards of Fek'lhr's rusty bat'leth]
    BANNED!
    Lunasto: No! AAAAAAAAAAAH *Banned*
    [The Klingons cheer and swarm the bar for bloodwine]
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  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Unbanned because... that was amazing!
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