Banned because driving is easy. It's stopping is hard.
But seriously, my first driving lesson, my uncle took me to an empty parking lot on a Sunday afternoon and all he had me do for 20 straight minutes was practice using the break. The car never got above 5 MPH and he have me practice moving my foot from gas to break.
As he explained it, to me, "Our natural instinct when we are speeding towards an object in a car as a passenger is to brace ourselves for the impact, but if a driver does this, he ends up increasing speed because his foots on the wrong petal to slow the car." He said I had to retrain my mind to automatically move my foot from the accelerator to the break. "Once you learn to stop, you're good to go," was his slogan.
We went to that parking lot three Sundays in a row and at the end of the third, he let me drive us home. After that, every lesson was just him sitting next to me as I drove the two of us around.
Double banned for banning someone for banning themselves and then banning yourself for retorbanning yourself - this is how temporal paradoxies are created people!
Masive sham..sha...no still cant say it but you know the one I mean...you nearly got the SFOTI involved and you know how humourless they are!
Banned for having no hair at all (aside from eyebrows) to distract from your blueness. Come to think of it, the same goes for rooster, so I'll retroban him for it.
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But seriously, my first driving lesson, my uncle took me to an empty parking lot on a Sunday afternoon and all he had me do for 20 straight minutes was practice using the break. The car never got above 5 MPH and he have me practice moving my foot from gas to break.
As he explained it, to me, "Our natural instinct when we are speeding towards an object in a car as a passenger is to brace ourselves for the impact, but if a driver does this, he ends up increasing speed because his foots on the wrong petal to slow the car." He said I had to retrain my mind to automatically move my foot from the accelerator to the break. "Once you learn to stop, you're good to go," was his slogan.
We went to that parking lot three Sundays in a row and at the end of the third, he let me drive us home. After that, every lesson was just him sitting next to me as I drove the two of us around.
Now you must ban me for imparting - Elder Wisdom.
what is this
where am i
*Retrobow to cmdrscarlet*
And, for good measure, retrobanning Alex Makepeace for retrobanning Alex Makepeace.
Masive sham..sha...no still cant say it but you know the one I mean...you nearly got the SFOTI involved and you know how humourless they are!
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And by the by, retrobanning mjarbar for being a threat to the server hamster in the first place.
...honest!
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(Still gotta practice ya know.
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And retrobanning everyone else for trying too as well lol
Shame on you
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I'll bet you couldn't fight a turkey
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