@AlexMakepeace: All right… this was my dream. In the beginning, I dreamt we were having a celebration of some kind... all of our beloved departed were there, and musicians, too! Even your great uncle, @jockey1979 was there... and, um... and your cousin @medtac124 was there. And in the middle of the dream, in walks your grandmother, kuntel, may she rest in peace.
Kuntel: ♫ And such a son in law as no one ever saw, the tailor @comrademoco! ♫
Opkossy: Moco?!
Kuntel: ♫ A worthy boy is he! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Mazel tov, mazel tov! ♫
Kuntel: ♫ Of banning family! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Mazel tov, mazel tov!"
Kuntel: ♫ They named him after my dear uncle @tacofangs! The tailor comrademoco! ♫
Opkossy: She must have heard wrong... she meant the butcher!
Makepeace: I'll tell her. ♫ You must have hard wrong, Grandma, there's no tailor! ♫
Kuntel: Ehh???
Makepeace: ♫ You mean the butcher, Grandma, by the name of @mjarbar! ♫
Kuntel: No, no, no! ♫ I mean the tailor, Makepeace! My great grandchild--my little Kuntel, who you named for me--moco's bride was meant to be! For such a match I prayed! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Mazel tov, mazel tov! ♫
Kuntel: ♫ In heaven it was made! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Mazel tov, mazel tov! ♫
Kuntel: ♫ A fine, upstanding boy! A comfort and a joy! The tailor comrademoco! ♫
Archived post: *Spins opkossy and Makepeace*
Makepeace: Stop it!
Opkossy: But we announced it already, we made a bargain with the butcher!
Archived post: ♫ A blessing on your house, mazel tov, mazel tov! Imagine such a spouse, mazel tov, mazel tov! ♫
Opkossy: Stop them!
Archived post: ♫ The tailor comrademoco! ♫
Makepeace: But he is a butcher!
Archived post: ♫ The tailor comrademoco!
Makepeace: His name is mjarbar! ♫ The tailor comrademoco. ♫
Catstarsto: *WAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaagh!* Makepeace!!! ♫ What is this about your daughter marrying my HUSband?! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Yes, her HUSband! ♫
Catstarsto: ♫ Would you do this to your FRIEND and neighbor, catstarsto?! ♫
Archived post: ♫ CatstarSTO! ♫
Catstarsto: ♫Have you no consideration for a kitty’s FEEEEELings?! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Kitty’s feeelings! ♫
Catstarsto: ♫ Handing over my belongings to a total STRANGEr! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Total STRANGEr! ♫
Catstarsto: ♫ HOW can you allow it HOW can you let your kuntel take my place?! Live in my THREADS, edit my POSTS, and wear my fur, cats, *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*
Archived post: ♫ How can you allow your kuntel to take her place?! ♫
Catstarsto: Cats.
Archived post: ♫ Threads! ♫
Catstarsto: Cats!
Archived post: ♫ Posts! ♫
Catstarsto: CATS!
Archived post: ♫ Fur! ♫
Catstarsto: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!
Archived post: ♫ Cats! ♫
Catstarsto: Makepeeeeeeeeeace!
Opkossy: *Waaaugh!* *Faint*
Makepeace: No, don’t leave me alone, kossy!
Catstarsto: ♫ Such a learned man as Makepeace wouldn’t let it HAPpen! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Let it happen! ♫
Catstarsto: ♫ TELL me that it isn’t true, and then I wouldn’t WORry! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Wouldn’t worry! ♫
Catstarsto: ♫ Say you didn’t give your blessing to your kuntel’s MARraige! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Kuntel’s marriage! ♫
Catstarsti: ♫ Let me tell you what would follow such a fatal WEHHHHDding! ♫
Archived post: ♫ Fatal wedding! ♫
Bonger: *BONG!!!*
Makepeace: Sha!
Catstarsto: ♫ If kuntel marries mjarbar… ♫
Archived post: Ohhh!
Catstartsto: ♫ I pity them both! ♫
Archived post: Ohhhh!
Catstarsto: ♫She’ll live with him thr-r-r-r-eeeeeeeeeeee WEEKS! ♫
Archived post: Ohhhhh!
Catstarsto: ♫ And when thr-r-r-r-eeeeeeeee weeks are UP… ♫
Archived post: Ohhhhhh!
Catstarsto: ♫ I’ll come to her by NIGHT! ♫
Archived post: Wooooooooo…
Catstarsto: ♫ I’ll take her by the THROAT! ♫ *Grabbing Makepeace*
Catstarsto: …And ♫THIS I’ll give your kuntel, THAT I’ll give your kuntel! ♫ AhaHAHAhaha! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Whooooooooooo! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!* *Chasing Makepeace and opkossy into a bed in a grave*
Makepeace: Jump!!!
Catstarsto: ♫Here’s my wedding present if kuntel marries mjarBAAAAAAAAAAAR! ♫ Ahahahaha, AHAHAHAHA!
Opkossy: It’s an evil troll… such an evil troll, may it sink back into the earth! Such a dark and horrible dream! And to think it was brought on by that butcher! My grandmother kuntel took the trouble to come all the way from the other world to tell us about the tailor… all we can say is it’s all for the best and couldn’t POSSIBLY be any better! Amen.
Makepeace: …Amen.
Opkossy: ♫A blessing on my head, mazel tov, mazel tov! Like grandma kuntel said, mazel tov, mazel tov! We’ll have a son-in-law like no-one ever saw: the tailor comrademoco. ♫
Makepeace: ♫We haven’t got the man… ♫
Opkossy: Mazel tov, mazel tov. ♫
Makepeace: ♫…we had when we began… ♫
Opkossy: ♫ Mazel tov, mazel tov. ♫
Makepeace: ♫ But since your grandma came, she’ll marry… ♫ what’s his name?
Opkossy: The tailor, comrademoco.
Makepeace and opkossy: ♫The tailor, comrademoco. The tailor comrademoco. The tailor comrademocoooooooooooo… ♫
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Retro ban because, also, yeah, for not being boring and closing the thread down.
:: Zed holds breath until thread gets locked ::
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Cats!
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And also banning mjarbar for almost marrying kuntel following the death of your first wife, catstarsto.
Retro banning AMP for:
Banning everyone else because CATS! and I want a cup-cake...because I'm special...
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Dramantically.
Retrobanned for missing my masterstroke post!
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Seems to me the Federation does have a federal government according to the dictionary definition. (link)
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