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catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
edited September 2014 in Ten Forward
Its raining and im stuck inside all day so i decided to sit on my tail and play videogames. on top of that i will be here off and on on the forum to help people judge others as your first (Q Cat Judge) ...just bring to me something, anything in game and i will deal with it accordingly.

* is something too powerful ill change it

* is something broken ill fix it

*is someone needing to be cat slapped, they will feel my kick


i have the paws for all these jobs, send me your requests and ill deal with them as only a Cat from the continuum can! ...yeah im bored =U.U=
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  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Oh, come on! I mean everyone knows that we dragons live for eon's, but to expect me to wait for a cat to do something for someone else? This draggy just don't have that kind of time! Holy time warp, Catman!

    But seeing as I'm still awake ( a rare event, even more for a cat, LOL!), let's see..............not enough banana split's are dropping.

    Make it so. =3

    ok, now to solve this i will shut the game down for 2 hours, and apply an emergency patch that will replace your current rare drops with banana splits, this will also add in a few bugs to help u forget the lack of rare drops. :P
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  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Liked it better when he was criticizing ARC. :rolleyes:

    Q Cat puts u in the penalty box for expecting ARC related enjoyment! Now give us 3 "Hour Farmings" and 5 "Hail Moneys" and u will be forgiven my son.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    A Q cat wouldn't be at all helpful to anyone, but since you're offering... perhaps you could fix crashdragon's inconsistant comma use? ;) :P
    Oh, come on! I mean everyone knows that we dragons live for eon's, but to expect me to wait for a cat to do something for someone else? This draggy just don't have that kind of time! Holy time warp, Catman!

    But seeing as I'm still awake ( a rare event, even more for a cat, LOL!), let's see..............not enough banana split's are dropping.

    Make it so. =3
  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    A Q cat wouldn't be at all helpful to anyone, but since you're offering... perhaps you could fix crashdragon's inconsistant comma use? ;) :P

    Askrays been de...promoted to grammar police and will now edit and/or remove all poorly punctuated posts. 3 violations will result in changing your avatar into a dunce cap. To add to the new polices just to let everyone know whos boss...er, we care, all players must add the phase, "Hail ARC!" To each and every post, in obed...celebration of our success of ARCs permanent mandatory beta period. :D
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I can't get a suit like Quark's for my Ferengi toon. Fix it. FIX IT NOW!!

    Ps.

    I can't recreate Morn or a perfect Jem'Hadar with the Alien editor. Fix it. FIX IT NOW!
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  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I can't get a suit like Quark's for my Ferengi toon. Fix it. FIX IT NOW!!

    Ps.

    I can't recreate Morn or a perfect Jem'Hadar with the Alien editor. Fix it. FIX IT NOW!

    Q Cat says this is an easy fix, since all of the NPCs now have odessey uniforms, the devs have been ordered to give Quark one too, now u can have Quarks outfit available.

    Q Cat yawns at your 2nd request, and offers a new ship pack instead. Hurry and take advantage on this exciting deal before they become obsolete! :D
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,829 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    My Caitian can't have purple fur. How can she be Blaze the Cat without purple fur?

    Also... TNG commbadges don't like maxed out bust sliders. They clip. (Actual legit problem. Just wanna see Catstar's solution ^^)
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    catstarsto wrote: »

    Q Cat yawns at your 2nd request, and offers a new ship pack instead. Hurry and take advantage on this exciting deal before they become obsolete! :D

    *Sniff sniff*…but...but....Morn. I just got an out of production mint condition Morn action figure off Amazon and I need a STO character of him too.
    say-star-wars-is-better.jpg
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Also... TNG commbadges don't like maxed out bust sliders. They clip. (Actual legit problem. Just wanna see Catstar's solution ^^)
    Calling it now... he's going to reduce the max bust size. :D
    *Sniff sniff*…but...but....Morn. I just got an out of production mint condition Morn action figure off Amazon and I need a STO character of him too.
    I suggest visiting DS9.
  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    My Caitian can't have purple fur. How can she be Blaze the Cat without purple fur?

    Also... TNG commbadges don't like maxed out bust sliders. They clip. (Actual legit problem. Just wanna see Catstar's solution ^^)

    Q Cat says, Make a ferisan and pretend its a caitian, they have purple fur.

    Q Cat says, STO is pushing Voyager so wear a Voyager badge. Besides, TNG and TOS arent apart of the new vision....(poses in a camera flare shot)
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,829 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    Technically... the TNG movie badge is the Voyager badge. Same problem as the TNG series badge.

    Off topic: The forums wouldn't be fun without you catstar! ^^
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Technically... the TNG movie badge is the Voyager badge. Same problem as the TNG series badge.

    Off topic: The forums wouldn't be fun without you catstar! ^^

    Not anymore! The Cryptic team has already anticipated your attempts to try to bring canon back to the game, and offers you a the new Odyssey badge from the old Sierra era.
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S8DacYgyKT4/TpP6ZnNTd5I/AAAAAAAAAaM/GlTNYPwJjC8/s320/SDU.png

    Q Cat requests a "Harumph!" to show your appreciation!
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    catstarsto wrote: »
    Its raining and im stuck inside all day so i decided to sit on my tail and play videogames. on top of that i will be here off and on on the forum to help people judge others as your first (Q Cat Judge) ...just bring to me something, anything in game and i will deal with it accordingly.

    * is something too powerful ill change it

    * is something broken ill fix it

    *is someone needing to be cat slapped, they will feel my kick


    i have the paws for all these jobs, send me your requests and ill deal with them as only a Cat from the continuum can! ...yeah im bored =U.U=

    Um, careful TC someone might mistake you for a DEV and expect you to really fix things.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,829 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    No one's gonna confuse catstar with a Dev. Just about everyone knows catstar. He's one of the main forum haunters, alongside thecosmic1 and iconians.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    No one's gonna confuse catstar with a Dev. Just about everyone knows catstar. He's one of the main forum haunters, alongside thecosmic1 and iconians.

    ...haunters...hah, more like a Phantom, Phantom of the Space Opera! :3



    Besides, Ive put too much effort into trying to get bugs fixed to be mistaken for a Dev. =P
  • spaceshipfoodfspaceshipfoodf Member Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    The Aegis Shield cost 13.5 million EC and I have the annoying 10 million limit, fix it :P
  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    The Aegis Shield cost 13.5 million EC and I have the annoying 10 million limit, fix it :P

    Q Cat see's u have come up a bit...short! XD (nice avatar)

    So we will be offering numerous advertisements to buy a lifetime subs to help players get rid of that pesky limit cap. Are we not generous?
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Okay, so there's this obnoxious jerk called Q Cat soliciting requests from desperate forumites and then answering them in such a way that they have more problems than before. Think you could do anything about this?

    :P
  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Okay, so there's this obnoxious jerk called Q Cat soliciting requests from desperate forumites and then answering them in such a way that they have more problems than before. Think you could do anything about this?

    :P

    Q Cat is outraged that you dont like his Perfect World Entertainment solutions, and sentences you to 3 months in the Dooomed thread.
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I'm outraged that there is no Cait homeworld adventure zone for us kitties to run around and climb things in, how would Q Cat fix this?
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    THANK YOU FOUNDRY - YOUR CONTENT GAVE ME MANY HAPPY HOURS
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  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    I'm outraged that there is no Cait homeworld adventure zone for us kitties to run around and climb things in, how would Q Cat fix this?

    What? Q Cat cant hear you over the sound of his Vegas Vacation! :D
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I want a Romulan Cat.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • spaceshipfoodfspaceshipfoodf Member Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I just need 400 zen for the credit increase, not the overpriced lifetime subscription :P
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I just need 400 zen for the credit increase, not the overpriced lifetime subscription :P

    With the Lifetime Sub you get 500 Zen a month.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • spaceshipfoodfspaceshipfoodf Member Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    otisnoble wrote: »
    With the Lifetime Sub you get 500 Zen a month.

    Yes but its 300 bucks, I don't even have a penny to my name. :(
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    otisnoble wrote: »
    I want a Romulan Cat.

    Im not Q Cat but i can help you with a romulan cat

    https://i.chzbgr.com/original/4149278208/48B0ACAC/1

    there ya go enjoy :)
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Im not Q Cat but i can help you with a romulan cat

    https://i.chzbgr.com/original/4149278208/48B0ACAC/1

    there ya go enjoy :)

    Thanks, now if we could have something like that in-game.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    otisnoble wrote: »
    I want a Romulan Cat.

    Q Cat says, buy a Sehlat and give it to your Romulan toon.





    Note: to the mods, im not trolling the players, im doing pwe fix/action parodies...while at the same time being an obnoxious jerk, just for alexmakepeace :P
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