Red Shirt Captain

otisnoble

Red shirt Captains never die, they just send an Ensign.:P

voporak

And welcome back our contestants to tonight's show

hawku001x

this should be a game...... u assume the poster above u is a red shirt and u say how they die

^ dead by Gorn stampede

starswordc

Dead by hairdresser malfunction.

ryan218

Dead by time-looped impact with Soyuz-Class Starship coming out of temporal anomaly.

adverbero

Death by Routine turbo Lift maintanance? Thats a long way to fall down....

starswordc

Dead by hairdresser malfunction.

[OOC] Well I'm in a time loop, aren't I? [/OOC]

collegepark2151

Dead by turning on the lights.

moonshadowdark

Saw a Q woman naked.

collegepark2151

Paper cut.

hawku001x

death by klingon mek'leth doused in psy 2000 polywater

grandnaguszek1

Dead by naked JJ trek Carol Marcus with a phaser rifile.

rattler2

If that happened to me, I would probably be happy... but still dead.

Anyways...


Death by Tribbles.

grandnaguszek1

Death by a rock that you stubbed your toe on.

rattler2

Death by Pink Hedgehog wielding a Hammer.

hawku001x

death by Voyager landing gear

starswordc

Dead because your karma ran over your dogma.

hawku001x

death by cats

captainoblivous

Death by decompression after capn' red shirt forgot to put the ship back together properly!

cmdrscarlet

Death from the obvious.

hawku001x

death from the oblivious!

captainoblivous

Death by obscure illness caught while on shore leave.

cmdrscarlet

Death by having tooo much fun on Risa.

hawku001x

u died in a powerboard accident........

starswordc

Dead by Borgovian land worm.

grandnaguszek1

Death by Jamaharon.

ryan218

grandnaguszek1 wrote: »

Death by Jamaharon.

Death by having Gorn too far.

I'm so sorry...

grandnaguszek1

Death by Metrons.

ryan218

grandnaguszek1 wrote: »

Death by Metrons.

Death by hand-made cannon!

grandnaguszek1

Death by drinking contest with Morn.