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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    stoutes wrote: »
    - 1 to 1 1/2 pounds round beef, about 1/2 inch thick, cut in serving size pieces
    - 2/3 cup flour
    - 1 teaspoon seasoned salt
    - 1/4 teaspoon pepper
    - 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
    - 1 cup chopped onion
    - 2 tablespoons vinegar
    - 2 tablespoons brown sugar
    - 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
    - 3/4 cup chili sauce
    - 1/4 cup water
    - 1 teaspoon salt
    - 1/4 teaspoon pepper
    - 1/4 teaspoon chili powder

    Combine flour, seasoned salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper; pound into the beef. Heat vegetable oil in skillet over medium heat; brown meat slowly. Place steaks in a baking dish. Combine remaining ingredients; pour over meat. Cover and bake at 325° for 1 hour, until tender. Uncover for the last 15 minutes of baking.


    Apply to face.


    Serves 3 to 4 facebeefs/beefpalms

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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited March 2014
    stoutes wrote: »
    - 3/4 cup chili sauce

    3/4 cup of chili sauce is OP plx nerf.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Hey, can I have a vegetarian version of that recipe? :D
  • mightybobcncmightybobcnc Member Posts: 3,354 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Replace beef with wood pulp. :P

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  • lan451lan451 Member Posts: 3,386 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Hey, can I have a vegetarian version of that recipe? :D

    I've seen vegetarian "beef" that was made out of black bean paste and then shaped into patties. Could use that. Black bean facebeef? Not sure if that would be facebeef then though. Maybe facebean?

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  • mightybobcncmightybobcnc Member Posts: 3,354 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lan451 wrote: »
    I've seen vegetarian "beef" that was made out of black bean paste and then shaped into patties. Could use that. Black bean facebeef? Not sure if that would be facebeef then though. Maybe facebean?

    idk man

    Beanface?

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    Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Guess I'll just use tofu...
  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Tofuface just doesn't sound right.
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • lan451lan451 Member Posts: 3,386 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I've also seen some vegetarians use large portobello mushroom slices in the place of beef patties. Could be mushroomface then.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lan451 wrote: »
    I've also seen some vegetarians use large portobello mushroom slices in the place of beef patties. Could be mushroomface then.

    Smart. I'll try that.
  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lan451 wrote: »
    I've also seen some vegetarians use large portobello mushroom slices in the place of beef patties. Could be mushroomface then.
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    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • snoggymack22snoggymack22 Member Posts: 7,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Guys, srsly, guise, srsly, GUISE ...

    It's time to reboot the Tacofangs.

    While the Tacofangs is still fun to fly, powercreep has left it shall we say, lacking?

    So here are my ideas to get the Tacofangs back on par with the Scimitar.

    1- Commander Universal Station. It makes sense though hear me out. You never know what toppings you're going to get on your taco that day until you get it to the taco bar. This goes double for taco tuesdays. I mean it could be pepperjack, or it could be sour cream. You just don't know. So you need a Commander Universal Station so you can emulate that Taco Tuesday flava.

    2- Two modes. Taco Mode, because tactical pretty much rules the roost in STO. And Burrito mode for PVP. That way the tacofangs can flippity flop from effective killer of stationary borg objects, to effective pwner of peeps in kerrat.

    3- Speaking of PeeVeeps, the Tacofangs needs a battlecloak. The Romulans may have invented the cloak but the Taconians perfected it. So again, it's just a giant slap in the face that the Tacofangs has no battlecloak while the Scimmie runs around BCing it up.

    4- Secondary Shielding. I mean really, if you've never had the cheesy gordita crunch, you just don't know. A soft taco wrapped around a hard taco? It's divine! So yeah, get the tacofangs a secondary wrap for those tough fights.

    5- The Beef Nacho Lance. (though in burrito mode it'd be more like a spork, the sawed off shotgun of taco cutlery). That the tacofangs doesn't have this already just shows how no one at Cryptic even watches the shows. The Wave Motion Gun, the Death Star, The Nacho Lance. It's a no brainer.

    6- Salsa Commands. All good Tacos can go that little bit extra if there's salsa commands involved. And to get this ship up to par, it needs those command functions.

    7- And of course, a hangar bay. Duh.

    So come on people, let's not nerf the scimitar. Let's make the TACO BETTER THAN IT!
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    What's your beef with the burrito, Taco?

    Lettuce is UP. Please buff it.

    Tomatoes are OP. Please nerf tomatoes.
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  • aelfwin1aelfwin1 Member Posts: 2,896 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Saying that is clearly a slap in the face to all the people who have bought and paid for their slap in the face. now you make them obsolete with the new overpowered shiny? just another sign of your greed.

    I mean what the beef, cryptic? :mad::mad::mad:

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  • dontdrunkimshootdontdrunkimshoot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    actually it means why do you want galaxy class fans to be perpetually unhappy and not inclined to spend money.

    oh, and going so far as to call that a galaxy reboot when you exclude the galaxy R, the ship that actually needed changes, the ship the beef thread is about, that is a slap in the face. that is trolling. that is mocking us. your little crusade against that term does not make cryptic immune from perpetrating it on its player base.

    the galaxy X changes go so far as to take away its slight tactical secondary focus, and replace it with an ambiguous one, and slap on a bandaid hanger because hell why not. this is no reboot, this is a power spray, a 5 minute wash, and then not even bothering to shammy it. a LTC tac/LT eng is a reboot. the dyson station flipping tech applied to saucer separation is a reboot. making the lance have basic levels of accuracy and not having a longer then normal cooldown is a reboot. nothing galaxy related can be actually good in game though, cant be in the top 5 in its type instead of the bottom 5 or dead last. what show did you guys watch that makes you think the galaxy is such a pile, and why is this the ONLY ship were a perceived crappyness in canon forces the in game ship to be crappy. every other canon ship is much better then it should be by comparison.
  • smazazelsmazazel Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I have no beef with X it was a good game series but X- Rebirth is over priced buggy junk.
    oh wait this wasn't about X beyond the frontier or X-2 the threat or X-3 Reunion/Terran Conflict/Albion Pride or X-Rebirth?
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    My X needs more beef.
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Kobe beef. Not imported all that much into the states, but it's supposedly very delicious because the Japanese ranchers take good care of them and give them massages on a regular basis before slaughter, which supposedly increases the deliciousness of said cow.
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  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Kobe beef. Not imported all that much into the states, but it's supposedly very delicious because the Japanese ranchers take good care of them and give them massages on a regular basis before slaughter, which supposedly increases the deliciousness of said cow.
    Pretty expensive, but excessively marbled. Would invent the phaser to taste it once.
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    stoutes wrote: »
    Pretty expensive, but excessively marbled. Would invent the phaser to taste it once.

    Also it's trademarked or whatever the term is for particular types of food that come from distinct parts of the world.

    American companies can't say they sell Kobe beef. That's why you only see Kobe-style beef.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Kobe beef. Not imported all that much into the states, but it's supposedly very delicious because the Japanese ranchers take good care of them and give them massages on a regular basis before slaughter, which supposedly increases the deliciousness of said cow.

    Massages and alcohol. Its good to be a Japanese cow.
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited March 2014
  • jellico1jellico1 Member Posts: 2,719
    edited March 2014
    Give X

    More Beef

    And it wont be a slap in the face to us

    And you know it is

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  • psiameesepsiameese Member Posts: 1,650 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Better question. Where's The Beef?!?
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  • tacofangstacofangs Member Posts: 2,951 Cryptic Developer
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    what's Your Beef With My Beef With Your Beef With Beefslapping People?

    BEEFCEPTION!

    stoutes wrote: »
    *snip*

    Apply to face.


    Serves 3 to 4 facebeefs/beefpalms

    Apply directly to the forehead!

    Guys, srsly, guise, srsly, GUISE ...

    It's time to reboot the Tacofangs.

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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    tacofangs wrote: »

    Tacofangs comes with 0 consoles and 0 stations. You will slot NOTHING!
    What about the cheese console?
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  • stardestroyer001stardestroyer001 Member Posts: 2,615 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    What about the cheese console?

    Cheese doesn't go well with beef. Now, ground beef, that's a different story when it comes to tacos.
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    tacofangs wrote: »
    Ugh... I remember that commercial.... sooo annoying...

    you guys totally need to try a bison burger... mmmm.... :D
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Ugh... I remember that commercial.... sooo annoying...

    you guys totally need to try a bison burger... mmmm.... :D

    Lean, delicious and only needs to be cooked 1/3rd as long as cow.
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  • kirimuffinkirimuffin Member Posts: 695 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    This thread is a slap in the face to people who like pork chops. What's your beef with pig meat, Cryptic? I'M QUITTING AND THIS GAME IS DOOMED

    :P
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