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STO Down v2 (01/30/2014) *Resolved!*

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  • ivannanukeivannanuke Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Why don't we just all have a giant TRIBBLE, and become one with bacon.
    PROUD TO PLAY THIS GAME MINUS TO GIVING ANY INCOME TO CRYPTIC
  • dakonbartondakonbarton Member Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited January 2014
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    ok which one were you?
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  • cookiemnster35cookiemnster35 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Well all I can say is get your popcorn ready. With the rate of whining, ranting, and overall discontent, can you imagine what we will have on the weekend? BUCKLE UP!!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    well not 'any' damn thing :P.

    hahahaha

    /1010chars
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  • c0nd1t10nr3dc0nd1t10nr3d Member Posts: 638 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    ivannanuke wrote: »
    Why don't we just all have a giant TRIBBLE, and become one with bacon.

    Because Bacon is OP... Needs a nerf
  • mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    edited January 2014
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    try chinese characters, you probably wont get that one xD. but enough of that binary stuff.
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  • judeconnorsjudeconnors Member Posts: 64 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Listen guys the servers are down and not gonna work...so I recommend mailing all your items and money to my characters and rage quitting the game

    I'll do that as soon as the servers come online and I get into the game.

    Doink! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek
  • askrayaskray Member Posts: 3,329 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Psst - English is the only allowed language on these forums...


    This is basically a hint to go back and edit your posts before I get to them ;)
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  • druhindruhin Member Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Hi Captains! We've got an ETA to share. We're looking at about 50 minutes (give/ take a few) before we get you back in. Thanks for the support.

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=

    Might one inquire, what sort of technicians Cryptic has on their payroll? This sort of thing happens EVERY major update. What happened to all those shiny "Server stability fixes" and what not?
  • yeswecantyeswecant Member Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Well, calm down now.

    This is most likely a software issue, probably caused by the update not being tested properly on the workload on "full throttle", especially if many people are accessing the new content (the mission on the star) simultaneously. Tribble might be able to provide SOME experience, but that is far from an actual simulation of the full workload because not many people are online.

    The guys from EVE online had the following solution:
    "Mass tests"
    These were held on "singularity" (that is EVE Online's test server) and each participant received 2 million skill point to allocate on the test server, allowing the player to safely try out stuff on the test server.

    Solution for Star trek online:
    Hold something similar where lots of player participate and are supposed to access specific content (on the test server) to see how many players accessing content ACTUALLY affects the servers. This gives a lot better information than some internal testing.

    Rewards for participation?
    Dunno, doesn't have to be something big.
    For example Dil, marks of your choosing, something like that.


    It is a win-win solution.
    Mass tests improve the general performance of new content upon release day, people will like it more and are more likely to spend Zen every now and then. Also, if something goes wrong during the mass test, it is a lot easier to fix it than to do it post-release like now
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Q's OP. Please nerf.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • suplex20suplex20 Member Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Branflakes. Its broken, now qq here!!!
  • aloishammeraloishammer Member Posts: 3,294 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    sniper1187 wrote: »
    I just reinstalled Dungeon Siege. :)

    The difference between Fallout: New Vegas and Star Trek Online?

    ...I can actually play Fallout: New Vegas right now. :D
  • cassianncassiann Member Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    paspinall wrote: »
    Oh yeah cause of course many MMOs dont have issues with their larger content patches... oh hmm nm

    Actually there are several that do not have these types of down times after content updates and a lot are from PWE just seems the Cryptic part of PWE is falling down on the job here.
  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited January 2014

    0100011001110101011000110110101100100000011110010110111101110101001000000110000101110011011100110110100001101111011011000110010100100001!!!!! :d
    I need a beer.

  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    askray wrote: »
    Psst - English is the only allowed language on these forums...


    This is basically a hint to go back and edit your posts before I get to them ;)

    Mods are OP, plz nerf :(
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  • vampirialvampirial Member Posts: 92 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    cassiann wrote: »
    So let's tally the score here.

    4th Anniversary = 4 years

    Season 8.5 = content update 8 and a half times

    And every single time there are crashes and massive bugs to be fixed.

    Do you people think you will every get it right the first time anywhere in the future or do we all have to wait for your more competent replacement to take over?

    problem is im unable to be near a pc for most of the month, no hard feelings or anything. im sure they are doing their best.
  • ivannanukeivannanuke Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I demand a nipple phaser for my toons.
    PROUD TO PLAY THIS GAME MINUS TO GIVING ANY INCOME TO CRYPTIC
  • antoniosalieriantoniosalieri Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
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  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
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    Better edit your post before Askray does!
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • britewolfbritewolf Member Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    This is why you spec into subsystem repair.

    I feel like at this point, we should at least be treated to a cute little screen of 2 targs having a tug of war with some frayed cables pulled out of a smoking server box, while Scotty stands over them facepalm-ing and elevator music in the background, with a caption that reads "Technical difficulties-- We're giving her all she's got, captain!'

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  • kortaagkortaag Member Posts: 525
    edited January 2014
    Relax people.. Geez. They finally give us something we've been wanting for years and it looks more like a shallow pool of piranha while they tailor the update.
    May good management be with you.
  • mushariagainmushariagain Member Posts: 304 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Captain's log:

    We've been ordered to the---

    Spock: "Jim, I'm going to have to stop you there, there's an unidentified object coming in from starboard."

    Kirk: "Identify."

    Spock: :eek: "... My god..."

    Kirk: "What is it, Spock?"

    Spock: "It looks like a missile... Perfect World class..."

    Kirk: "... Captain's log, this may be the last log entry of the starship Enterprise..."
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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  • azniadeetazniadeet Member Posts: 1,871 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I'm going to be home from work in an hour. So, have the servers up by then.

    k, thx. ;)
  • sonoframonsonoframon Member Posts: 166 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    askray wrote: »
    Psst - English is the only allowed language on these forums...


    This is basically a hint to go back and edit your posts before I get to them ;)

    English is OP, olz nerf.
    WELL IF THE JAPORI INCIDENT HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S THAT MY EXISTENCE IS AN EXPLOIT. THANKS CRYPTIC.

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  • rheatitanrheatitan Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
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    you sir are HEX'ing me :eek:
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
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    Read Askray's post!
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Better edit your post before Askray does!

    My post is technically in English, therefore legit.
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  • mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    57 68 79 20 6e 6f 74 20 75 73 65 20 34 68 65 78


    because not everyone understand it.
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  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    This just makes me LOL. All the server crashes after an event launch and they still learn nothing. LOL
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