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  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • breygornbreygorn Member Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    READ-ONLY Ker'rat chat...unless you're there. Incentive to go? Participation! But it would still be fun to read anywhere you are...including boring Monday morning meetings. :P

    true!

    hmm, Did I just quote the quoter of the quoter that quoted, ugh. lol
    (say that three times fast)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • coupaholiccoupaholic Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    T'is a wonderful place for players like me, who have all the PvP grace of a wet fish falling down a flight of stairs.

    I remember once I had a Fed toon and I was getting beaten to death in a cruiser by Borg, so naturally when my shields gave out and my abilities were on cool down a klink de-cloaked and alpha'd my TRIBBLE.

    I can't remember exactly what I said in zone chat, but it was something like '*gasp* destroyed while fighting for my life! You are very bad mannered sir'.

    I was complimented on expressing the weirdest tears they'd ever heard.

    Then there was the time some other KDF cooked me alive with plasma burn. Never seen it again since, cooked right through my shields and my HE couldn't keep up.

    ...and another time I was actually good enough in a 1v1 fight it ended when me and my opponent smashed into each other with ramming speed.

    It'll be good when I get to level 50 again. I can once again partake in the fun.
  • confedinblueconfedinblue Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Had this one after blowing a KDF to kingdom come:

    Okay, fine, you got me. I'll leave you alone if you leave me alone.

    Oh wait, I guess I am in a PVP zone.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • wast33wast33 Member Posts: 1,855 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Ehi...where is the previous Ker'rat thread?:confused:
    This must be a dirty trick of the evul Klinguns!:mad:

    ...it's deleted after it was derailed. pm me and i'll tell u the story. better leave it out of here, no talk about evil ghosts ;)...
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  • trueprom3theustrueprom3theus Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    My favorite: Klingon cloaking scum + [censored words].
    Hear! Sons of Kahless
    Hear! Daughters too.
    The blood of battle washes clean.
    The Warrior brave and true.
    We fight, we love, and then we kill...
  • s7ikes7ike Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    You're doing it wrong!
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Just had one where a BoP was focusing all his time and energy on my Sci ship.. and because my Sci is in Critz he'd keep sending me tells (In hopes I'd try to reply so he could ambush me while typing, lol) about how my Critz aren't there.. How my Critz were weak.. etc.. etc.. Yet the whole time he couldn't Alpha strike me down low enough to finish me off. Got close a couple times, but never really enough to make me think.. "Wow.. this guy is good.." More like.. "Hmm.. I think some one let a mosquito into Ker'rat." ;)
    You think that your beta test was bad?
    Think about this:
    American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • scurry5scurry5 Member Posts: 1,554 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    webdeath wrote: »
    Just had one where a BoP was focusing all his time and energy on my Sci ship.. and because my Sci is in Critz he'd keep sending me tells (In hopes I'd try to reply so he could ambush me while typing, lol) about how my Critz aren't there.. How my Critz were weak.. etc.. etc.. Yet the whole time he couldn't Alpha strike me down low enough to finish me off. Got close a couple times, but never really enough to make me think.. "Wow.. this guy is good.." More like.. "Hmm.. I think some one let a mosquito into Ker'rat." ;)

    [Webdeath] +99% resistance to trashtalk?
  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Occasionally when I am in Ker'rat, I will either say if I killed someone, 'You didn't push the button right.' Or if I am killed, 'I didn't push the button right'
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • scurry5scurry5 Member Posts: 1,554 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...

    Ummm.....virus? You feeling alright there?
  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    scurry5 wrote: »
    [Webdeath] +99% resistance to trashtalk?

    Probably more like 80% Resistance to trash talk while in Ker'rat. ;)

    I mean we have Dimishing returns to consider afterall.
    You think that your beta test was bad?
    Think about this:
    American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    First time I went to Ker'rat in my MU Qin with all purple Mk XII gear I was all hot to gather glory and honor for my House.

    This mindset lasted right up until my second visit to Respawnville. Said visits were just over one minute apart. With the first one occurring about two minutes into the mission.

    After this, my goals changed significantly. All I wanted to do now was survive until the end of the mission with my a**e and my sanity relatively intact.

    So I worked on the 'discretion' part of valor. Very, very diligently. For the rest of the match.:D
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
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  • wast33wast33 Member Posts: 1,855 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    i just wonder if "cheater" is the most common compliment in pvp :D
  • brandonflbrandonfl Member Posts: 892
    edited December 2013
    I will not say anything otherwise the evul Devs delete this thread too...but...what is happening to Virusdancer?:confused:

    I dunno, VD's "edit: nevermind" comments seem to follow comments by people who are beating a certain dead horse. I think he might be burned out on rehashing the same arguments over and over. Just my impression.
    LOLSTO
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