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Ker'rat Fun Stories

xtremenoob1xtremenoob1 Member Posts: 489 Arc User
edited December 2013 in PvP Gameplay
Lots of good and fun stories on the old post. Let's keep that going.
-X-/Pandas - Pheo
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  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    VD wins the thread.



    so whats for lunch?
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • xtremenoob1xtremenoob1 Member Posts: 489 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    bitemepwe wrote: »
    VD wins the thread.



    so whats for lunch?

    Beef and Chicken.
    -X-/Pandas - Pheo
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  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • scurry5scurry5 Member Posts: 1,554 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Smoked Rat's Tail on a bed of cheese and plasma?
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    What!!!! NO Bacon!!!!
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    maple bacon bourbon popcicles. yummmmmm
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    ignore that popping noise. Its just my arteries happily hardening.
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • betrayedbyyouallbetrayedbyyouall Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    My favorite kerrat stories always end in harvesting klink tears . Mmm delicious!


    Z
    I know who I are.
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    betrayedbyyouall wrote: »
    My favorite kerrat stories always end in harvesting klink tears . Mmm delicious!


    Z

    Well share one of your personal best harvest stories.
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I was fighting a BoP, who was losing. The BoP player is smart and knows he's going to die, so he uses battlecloak. Luckily I get off a THY fleet quantum, and y'know the funny thing about torpedoes is that if they've rolled to hit... they will hit. So about three seconds later, BAM! The BoP reappears and explodes.

    More recently, there was this KDF in a Kar'fi who said he was a trader, selling lockboxes. He said that us feds shot at him, he wouldn't trade with us. Naturally that made him PvP bait. We had a fun time popping him while he cried. He started going on about how we couldn't kill him fast enough, because apparently .5 seconds wasn't fast enough. So I fly over in my fleet Defiant, buff up and get a 50-60k crit on a BO, instantly killing him.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • rck01rck01 Member Posts: 808 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    betrayedbyyouall wrote: »
    My favorite kerrat stories always end in harvesting klink tears . Mmm delicious!

    I'm calling BS on that one!

    To quote Captain Spock:

    "Klingons have no tear ducts."

    Perhaps you're harvesting some other bodily secretion?

    Can Klingons "take a whizz" in a zero-g vacuum before losing consciousness? :confused:

    RCK
  • breygornbreygorn Member Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    virusdancer wrote: »

    After not getting blown up by somebody because of the Reset...

    "You guys worked hard for that, you were robbed. I'll be right there..."


    After firing a Spread3 of Ferengi Missiles...

    "These are so freakin' addicting!"


    After a half-assed attack run...

    "Hrmm, forgot something. Give me a moment, I'll figure it out..."
    "Damn it, what did I forget that time?"

    I loved all of them, but high lighted the best! Especially the Ferengi Missles! Love those things :}
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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    virusdancer wrote: »
    After firing a Spread3 of Ferengi Missiles...

    "These are so freakin' addicting!"

    How many folks have ever fired a TS 3 of Ferengi missiles? It's quite pretty. Worth 200 lobi? Maybe, but it is pretty.

    Every time I used to use it, I would think to myself of the movie Independence Day:

    "Doesn't anybody have any missiles?!"
    "I do Mr. President!"
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    And the best thing is Klingon bacon doesnt go directly to your waistline.
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • betrayedbyyouallbetrayedbyyouall Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    virusdancer wrote: »
    Hrmmm, KDF tears? That's like crying in the rain...the rain of Fed tears.

    Well yes, the klink tears are more rare, and therefore much much more delicious!
    bitemepwe wrote: »
    Well share one of your personal best harvest stories.

    They're usually all the same story. Warp in. Find loudest klink. Destroy. Harvest sweet sweet zone chat tears. Rinse, repeat. Btw, I love most of you guys :D
    I know who I are.
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Kerrat does produce the best chat rages, regardless of faction.
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    bitemepwe wrote: »
    Kerrat does produce the best chat rages, regardless of faction.

    Indeed. Ker'rat raging should be enjoyed by anyone like a fine wine. Smell the bouquet, take a small sip, make it last, enjoy the moment.
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Indeed. Ker'rat raging should be enjoyed by anyone like a fine wine. Smell the bouquet, take a small sip, make it last, enjoy the moment.

    And always come back for more.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • thishorizonthishorizon Member Posts: 1,158
    edited December 2013
    stardagger: " you have weak tactical prowess"

    horizon: "your hull melted pretty quick to some weak tactical prowess"

    stardagger: "your doctrine is not strong enough to kill me"

    horizon: "dood, arent you looking at a respawn button right now?"


    lol


    have fun kill bad guys
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    edit: Never mind...
  • jaegernljaegernl Member Posts: 506 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I earned my 'cloaky (person who has intercourse with a mother) badge' yesterday. Fed in a Wells got mad :(.
    Isaac the Adequate - Level 70 Oath of Devotion Paladin
  • l30p4rdl30p4rd Member Posts: 334 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Indeed. Ker'rat raging should be enjoyed by anyone like a fine wine. Smell the bouquet, take a small sip, make it last, enjoy the moment.

    Don't forget the cheese with that whine !

    hehehehehe I had to I couldn't resist !

    :D
  • breygornbreygorn Member Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I think it would be awesome if they introduced a new chat option;
    that allowed everyone to have the option of having Ker'rat zone chat show up!
    Kind of like listening to a radio through a station relay. :}

    or, perhaps an App that kept a scrolling log display that could be shown via phone/web site.
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  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    breygorn wrote: »
    I think it would be awesome if they introduced a new chat option;
    that allowed everyone to have the option of having Ker'rat zone chat show up!
    Kind of like listening to a radio through a station relay. :}

    or, perhaps an App that kept a scrolling log display that could be shown via phone/web site.

    Yes, but then you'd have no reason to go INTO ker'rat. Gotta have Incentive. ;)
    You think that your beta test was bad?
    Think about this:
    American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
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