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  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Read every advice here. They are all very helpful.
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Leaving space dock without impulse engines makes you badass
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  • cmdrscarletcmdrscarlet Member Posts: 5,137 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    NPC ground shields block equipped weapon attacks. So fight with your FISTS!
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  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Skittle boats are the best and shouting "Taste the Rainbow" makes them pew pew even more.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Bring a knife to a gunfight :cool:.
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  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Forget to put on any type of shields.

    Or not forgetting to regenerate any down shield facing.

    Or just letting everything shoot you while you sit still and not fire back.

    Do any of these and other players will praise you and you'll get all the women.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    ERP in public social zones. The children will have to learn eventually.
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  • mattack13mattack13 Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    All captains know that turrets are a reasonable choice for aft weapons. Smart captains know that turrets in all weapon slots make your ship one to be feared.
  • alexlancosalexlancos Member Posts: 42 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Never bother with your skill tray or controlling your ship, you have highly trained bridge officera who know their job and will respond to any situation without u telling them each time, also dont bother training them as they are living beings capable of learning of their own.
  • floppytechiefloppytechie Member Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    1)Use aux2batt without technician doffs,on a science ship.Your teammates will thank your inordinately high weapon,shields and engine power in your science ship!!

    2)When in an escort,dont equip shields.This frees up valuable power that you can put in important places like auxilliary!
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Sticking your hand into a blender while it is on wont hurt you
  • bullshornbullshorn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    If you're being owned in PvP. Report the other for hacking and exploids.
  • kalvorax#3775 kalvorax
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    edited October 2013
    floppytechie wrote: »
    2)When in an escort,dont equip shields.This frees up valuable power that you can put in important places like auxilliary!

    funny thing is....i can pull this off in my FED HEC, with Sif gens in the eng slots and the borg defelctor and engine, with a full entoruage of human boffs (alien tac toon) ive had passive hull regen IN COMBAT as high as 140.....even after the nerf lol.....

    heck, my my eng (Caitian) in her avenger with a full human bridge crew is getting ~50% in combat hull regen lol..without sif gens (goes off to check what it would be WITH sif gens)

    on-topic: go and fight tholians at nurkara without an EV suit...you will do wonders and be hailed as a god :p
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Sticking your foot in a woodchipper while its running will cause candy to shoot out the other end.
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Replacing those expensive olympic torches with a cheap pair of scissors.:D
  • red01999red01999 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Weapons are for the weak and frail. Real men wait until their ship (preferably a type 6 shuttle) hits 20% hull and uses ramming speed as their sole method of dealing damage.
  • oldschooldorkoldschooldork Member Posts: 426 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Please feel free to play the theme to "Firefly" through in game voice chat while in any STF. Your team will love you.
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  • hanoverhanover Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Holy TRIBBLE, someone else has seen Space Truckers! :eek:
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,965 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    When you're fighting a Borg Unimatrix, being hit by a big pale green energy ball will increase power to all your subsystems by 60 points. And feel free to completely ignore any regen probes that appear.
    oldschooldork wrote: »
    Please feel free to play the theme to "Firefly" through in game voice chat while in any STF. Your team will love you.

    Actually, that I wouldn't mind. It's the weirdo on DS9 a couple weeks ago who was playing some ad on his voice chat that bugged me (especially because the first line kept repeating itself).

    Biggest problem with voice chat: you can't see who it is to report them for being dicks.
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  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Parents hide their candy in the bottles behind the mirror in the bathroom.The fizzy liquid under the sink is soda.
  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Repulse the nanite spheres towards, not from the big nanite transfer borg hub thing. I see some captains doing this already. Your team will thank you for it.
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  • collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    You can never have too many tribbles in your bank next to the food items you need for DOFF assignments.
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,965 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    collegepark2151 wrote: »
    You can never have too many tribbles in your bank next to the food items you need for DOFF assignments.

    Dear God, I actually had that happen to me once. Many tribbles met hard vacuum that day...
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  • floppytechiefloppytechie Member Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    starswordc wrote: »
    Dear God, I actually had that happen to me once. Many tribbles met hard vacuum that day...

    If you absolutely have to throw away tribbles,atleast do it in a ground map,throwing them in space feels pretty bad:(


    Anyway back to topic:never give your boffs anhy consumable.even if it costs only 20 ec.It saves money and keeps them fit!
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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Everything I say is a lie. Remember that, everything I say is a LIE. So...

    ...This statement is false.
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    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Everything I say is a lie. Remember that, everything I say is a LIE. So...

    ...This statement is false.

    That's a LIE!


    You can play STO on any computer when you put it on a floppy disk.
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    The Fleet Constitution is the best ship currently in the game.
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  • monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Send a PM to a random player in zone chat and ask what brand of underpants they wear. If they say they don't wear any, ask them if they water ski naked.......on their butt.
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Flying a miranda class with full MK I common gear is extremely powerfull and should be used in ALL space STFs your team will praise you as a god for it.
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