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There has been a Kidnapping!!! On New Romulus!!

newromulan1newromulan1 Member Posts: 2,229
Someone stole the epohh lady!! She is gone from all instances!!

Did the epohhs kidnap her?
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  • azurianstarazurianstar Member Posts: 6,985 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    They know. :rolleyes:
  • voyagerfan9751voyagerfan9751 Member Posts: 1,120 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    It's the Iconians
  • verlaine11verlaine11 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    The Epohh have started their master plan, being the undercover alpha predator on New Romulus they have taken this first step as there is more than enough meat now on the planet for them now, it is now time for them to strike at those on the planet and those who have unwittingly taken them aboard starships.
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    They are rebelling, and rising up, they have teamed up with the Tribbles RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!!!


    When you pet and Tag something over and over they will get revenge....Does no one remember the Cat rebellions of 2047 when the Cats rebelled over so many Facebook, and cat meme lead by Grumpy Cat..... millions dead many major cities destroyed.


    That's why the Federation stopped using the Internet, and went back to using disks in the 23rd century.
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  • azurianstarazurianstar Member Posts: 6,985 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    They are rebelling, and rising up, they have teamed up with the Tribbles RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!!!

    Oh man, trying to find that video clip someone made of the Epohhs are coming.....
  • collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    They are rebelling, and rising up, they have teamed up with the Tribbles RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!!!


    When you pet and Tag something over and over they will get revenge....Does no one remember the Cat rebellions of 2047 when the Cats rebelled over so many Facebook, and cat meme lead by Grumpy Cat..... millions dead many major cities destroyed.


    That's why the Federation stopped using the Internet, and went back to using disks in the 23rd century.

    Spot remembers the Cat Rebellions.
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  • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,506 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Someone stole the epohh lady!! She is gone from all instances!!

    Did the epohhs kidnap her?

    They ate her.
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  • sernonserculionsernonserculion Member Posts: 749 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Never feed them after midnight. That is what you get for a 24 hour shift. Something will have to give. Or in this case, take. Like... cake? So many unknowns!

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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    We have to evacuate Mol'Rihan now. They're coming.


    The epohhs are coming.
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  • xiaoping88xiaoping88 Member Posts: 1,493 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    The Epohhcalypse is coming.
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  • protogothprotogoth Member Posts: 2,369 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    It's the Iconians

    No, no. They won't dirty their hands with such things. It was the Elachi, sent by the Iconians.
  • erei1erei1 Member Posts: 4,081 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    protogoth wrote: »
    No, no. They won't dirty their hands with such things. It was the Elachi, sent by the Iconians.
    You are wrong, you need to update your STO lore !
    It was the Elachi, sent by the Tal Shiar, working for the Iconians.

    STO, introducing new enemies every day, without giving any answers on why they do that (or even what do they want, right Tholians ?).
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  • voyagerfan9751voyagerfan9751 Member Posts: 1,120 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    protogoth wrote: »
    No, no. They won't dirty their hands with such things. It was the Elachi, sent by the Iconians.
    erei1 wrote: »
    You are wrong, you need to update your STO lore !
    It was the Elachi, sent by the Tal Shiar, working for the Iconians.

    STO, introducing new enemies every day, without giving any answers on why they do that (or even what do they want, right Tholians ?).

    My apologies. my time away from the game is clearly showing. I had forgotten what Villain of the week we were on.

    I stand corrected. It was the Elachi.
  • otakuboytotakuboyt Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I think it's the Vulcans.

    I told them I told them the Vulcans you can't trust the Vulcans! They run up the flag to the back of the dragon and hold their tails so you can't fly no more and then you can't know your thoughts no more because they've already stolen the wrench to your mind! Mindbomb the mindbomb! It's the only thing that will keep them out of your brain! it stops them coming through!

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  • khayuungkhayuung Member Posts: 1,876 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    It's the E'pohhcalypse!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!


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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    She's actually on RISA at the moment...

    She and the "Bird Lady" are dating and on vacation for a week.

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  • newromulan1newromulan1 Member Posts: 2,229
    edited October 2013
    daveyny wrote: »
    She's actually on RISA at the moment...

    She and the "Bird Lady" are dating and on vacation for a week.

    :cool:

    It's crazy the demands we put on these poor NPC's - always expecting them to be there on the job 24/7 earth time!

    Sadly she is the games best and most efficient source of Romulan marks - so her absence will be felt really soon!!
  • zorbanezorbane Member Posts: 1,617 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    A good time to play Epohhs!

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  • notapwefannotapwefan Member Posts: 1,138 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    The mama epohh was very distressed to see innocent epohhs being tagged by players, and then those tagged epohhs were tracked down by rommies for sick brutal execution.

    The Mama looked towards skies and prayed to gods, and a giant alien ship appeared which abducted that rommie lady for the purpose of endless probing without any lubricant, and possibly for forced breeding which will last till the end of days.
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  • eisenw0lfeisenw0lf Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    She has retired to a wooden hut deep in the forest and is now known as the 'Crazy Epooh Lady'. All Republican military personnel and outside visitors are advised to stay away from the area as she will throw epoohs at anyone who approaches her new home.
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    xiaoping88 wrote: »
    The Epohhcalypse is coming.


    protogoth wrote: »
    No, no. They won't dirty their hands with such things. It was the Elachi, sent by the Iconians.

    Heres your answer
  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    eisenw0lf wrote: »
    She has retired to a wooden hut deep in the forest and is now known as the 'Crazy Epooh Lady'. All Republican military personnel and outside visitors are advised to stay away from the area as she will throw epoohs at anyone who approaches her new home.

    i have a Thalaron generator for her and her space bunnies
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    This! Their ability to outdo their own failures is quite impressive. If only this power could be harnessed for good.
  • warpangelwarpangel Member Posts: 9,427 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    She's actually a robot replica controlled by an Epohh to trick us into spreading their species across the galaxy in preparation for invasion. That Epohh is growing too big to fit in the cockpit so its off in the woods somewhere to hand over the job to someone younger.
  • bobbydazlersbobbydazlers Member Posts: 4,534 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    this happened before with the officer of the watch lady at the embassy who used to dispence the fleet missions, then one day she reappeared though she was changed somhow, there was a subtle change in her demeanor.
    i belive she was replaced by a doppelganger, maybe a tal shiar undercover operative.
    i belive the tal shiar will be replacing all romulan characters one at a time.
    one day you may log in to find your romulan captains are missing only to find them returned some time after.
    be warned this is the thin end of the wedge.
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Quick we must cover this up, get a bunch of Ferengi Dress them up as mushroom people, and have them tell people the trainer is in another castle.......no one wil be the wiser.
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  • oldravenman3025oldravenman3025 Member Posts: 1,892 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I blame the Tholians.

    They're trying to force her to work on their weaponized Epohh project.
  • assimilatedktarassimilatedktar Member Posts: 1,708 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Did the epohhs kidnap her?

    MUAHAHAHAHA.

    Does that answer your question?
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  • anazondaanazonda Member Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I admit it: It was me... I captured her...

    That will teach her to limit the population of those little suckers... If not... Well... Don't count on seeing her again.
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  • newromulan1newromulan1 Member Posts: 2,229
    edited October 2013
    I expect Brandon to send out a team to free her immediately and then make a formal press release once she has been freed and returned to duty!!

    In addition - I want to see extra security posted around her!!

    I also want all those other "innocent" looking "scientists" around her questioned extensively as they are acting like nothing is amiss!! I smell conspiracy!!
  • sechserpackungsechserpackung Member Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I expect Brandon to send out a team to free her immediately and then make a formal press release once she has been freed and returned to duty!!

    In addition - I want to see extra security posted around her!!

    I also want all those other "innocent" looking "scientists" around her questioned extensively as they are acting like nothing is amiss!! I smell conspiracy!!

    New mission incoming!
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