"He got the upside, I got the downside. There's two sides to every Doom."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
"Tell your master that if he will give us food and shelter for the night, then he may join us on our quest for the Holy Doom!"
"I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen - he's already got one, you see!"
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
"First shalt thou pull out the pin. Then thou shalt count three. Three shall be the number of counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Count not to four, neither count thou two lessen thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. When the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of DOOM at thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
(Might be a little off.... I did quote it from memory, after all...)
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
"First shalt thou pull out the pin. Then thou shalt count three. Three shall be the number of counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Count not to four, neither count thou two lessen thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. When the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of DOOM at thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
(Might be a little off.... I did quote it from memory, after all...)
Priest (Eric Idle): "Amen."
King Arthur: "Right. One! Two! Five!"
Knight: "Three, sire!"
King Arthur: "Three!"
(doomonic choir moans)
*DOOM*
"What... is the warp velocity of an uncloaked Bird-of-Prey?"
"What do you mean, Romulan or Klingon Bird-of-Prey?"
"I... I don't know that - aaagh!"
*Gets thrown into the Gorge of Eternal DOOM!*
"How do you know so much about Birds-of-Prey?"
"...You have to know these things when you're a Doom, you know."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but why isn't this thread considered spamming? I've seen LOTS of other, far more topical, threads closed and/or deleted for spamming, yet this one remains.
Because no one dares to end DOOM's rule. :eek:
STO: Where men are men and the women probably are too.
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but why isn't this thread considered spamming? I've seen LOTS of other, far more topical, threads closed and/or deleted for spamming, yet this one remains.
Probably because this thread is a cathartic release from all the topical whining threads.
Player: "Now we see the [DOOM] inherent in the system...Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!"
Dev: "Bloody peasant!"
[Too late?!]
Formerly known as Armsman from June 2008 to June 20, 2012 PWE ARC Drone says: "Your STO forum community as you have known it is ended...Display names are irrelevant...Any further sense of community is irrelevant...Resistance is futile...You will be assimilated..."
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a DOOM world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just DOOM like him inside and outside
DOOM is his house with a DOOM little window
And a DOOM corvette
And everything is DOOM for him and himself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
"We are the Knights who say ... you-bet-your-sweet-bippy. And we require a sacrifice."
"A sacrifice! A sacrifice!"
"Sh! Sh!"
"What must we do to appease you, Knights who say you-bet-your-sweet-bippy?"
"You must fetch a doomed shrubbery."
"Two shrubberies!"
"And build a path between them, so to make a terraced effect."
(look around themselves)
"Where'd they go?"
"They've buggered off!"
"They've gone to find a shrubber named Roger."
"Are you sure?"
"The script says so."
"Will they be back?"
"The script-writer died of a heart attack in the middle of the scene. All he left was 'aaaaarggghh'."
"Do you think if we hit them over the head with a wet noodle they'd be more amenable?"
"Not a herring?"
"We've run out of herrings."
"We're doomed."
"Not yet, not yet! There's still hope." (checks future scenes of the movie on video) "There. They've just met Roger. It'll be over-and-out before you know it."
"But what about the shrubbery?"
"I don't see any."
"Are we doomed, then?"
"It might seem so."
"Knights -- we have returned!"
"Oh, goodie. Where's the shrubbery?"
"And the rubber raft!"
"And the soft cushion!"
"And the inflatable sex doll -- er, I meant fluffy pillow."
"We only brought a shrubbery."
"Oh. That's disappointing. We were hoping for something more substantial than that. Shrubberies are so last hour. Could you fetch us a herring instead? We're fresh out of them."
"And doom a tree with them!"
"Yes, yes! Doom! Doom!"
""What is it behind them? Is it a -- it is, it is! Aiyeeee, it's a thesaurus!"
"Hurt, mutilate, wound -- see MAIM."
"But I thought we were in The Holy Doom! How did we end up in Doomed of the Rings?"
"New script-writer. Used to write for Harvard Lampoon. Got bored, so here we are."
"Do we get the herring?"
"No, Gollum already grabbed it and at it raw."
"Ewwww! Raw? Nasty!"
"Only if he ate with his eyes open."
"True, true. Otherwise, he'd be doomed."
"Please -- Knights who say you-bet-your-sweet-bippy, have we appeased you?"
"What? Oh, we forgot about you. Well, are we appeased?"
"Only if they didn't use frozen peas."
"Did you?"
"Of course not. There are no frozen peas in the Dark Ages."
"Then -- go!"
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"He got the upside, I got the downside. There's two sides to every Doom."
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
"I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen - he's already got one, you see!"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
This wasn't in patch notes*...STEALTH CHANGES!**
* I've not actually read this weeks patch notes.
** DOOM.
lol spaceballs
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*DOOM*
One of two women: "How did he know it would do that?"
Announcer: "Lucky guess. And now for doomthing completely different."
(Might be a little off.... I did quote it from memory, after all...)
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Priest (Eric Idle): "Amen."
King Arthur: "Right. One! Two! Five!"
Knight: "Three, sire!"
King Arthur: "Three!"
(doomonic choir moans)
*DOOM*
"DOOM of STO."
"What... is your quest?"
"We seek the Holy Doom."
"What... is the warp velocity of an uncloaked Bird-of-Prey?"
"What do you mean, Romulan or Klingon Bird-of-Prey?"
"I... I don't know that - aaagh!"
*Gets thrown into the Gorge of Eternal DOOM!*
"How do you know so much about Birds-of-Prey?"
"...You have to know these things when you're a Doom, you know."
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
"Oh, order he says!"
"Come and see the DOOM inherent in the system! See the DOOM inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm bein' repressed!"
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
Because no one dares to end DOOM's rule. :eek:
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
Probably because this thread is a cathartic release from all the topical whining threads.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
From the players using the ship? Or the ones getting blown up in them and complaining that their new super ship isn't powerful enough?
I'm guessing all will cry DOOOOM.
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
Dev: "Bloody peasant!"
[Too late?!]
PWE ARC Drone says: "Your STO forum community as you have known it is ended...Display names are irrelevant...Any further sense of community is irrelevant...Resistance is futile...You will be assimilated..."
You are indeed too late, so you must be punished!
GO! Cut down the mightiest tree in all the doomed land...WITH....A HERRING!
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
We require.... a shrubbery of DOOOM!!!
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
About a little guy that lives in a DOOM world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just DOOM like him inside and outside
DOOM is his house with a DOOM little window
And a DOOM corvette
And everything is DOOM for him and himself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm DOOM do ba om do ba om...
system Lord Baal is dead
"A sacrifice! A sacrifice!"
"Sh! Sh!"
"What must we do to appease you, Knights who say you-bet-your-sweet-bippy?"
"You must fetch a doomed shrubbery."
"Two shrubberies!"
"And build a path between them, so to make a terraced effect."
(look around themselves)
"Where'd they go?"
"They've buggered off!"
"They've gone to find a shrubber named Roger."
"Are you sure?"
"The script says so."
"Will they be back?"
"The script-writer died of a heart attack in the middle of the scene. All he left was 'aaaaarggghh'."
"Do you think if we hit them over the head with a wet noodle they'd be more amenable?"
"Not a herring?"
"We've run out of herrings."
"We're doomed."
"Not yet, not yet! There's still hope." (checks future scenes of the movie on video) "There. They've just met Roger. It'll be over-and-out before you know it."
"But what about the shrubbery?"
"I don't see any."
"Are we doomed, then?"
"It might seem so."
"Knights -- we have returned!"
"Oh, goodie. Where's the shrubbery?"
"And the rubber raft!"
"And the soft cushion!"
"And the inflatable sex doll -- er, I meant fluffy pillow."
"We only brought a shrubbery."
"Oh. That's disappointing. We were hoping for something more substantial than that. Shrubberies are so last hour. Could you fetch us a herring instead? We're fresh out of them."
"And doom a tree with them!"
"Yes, yes! Doom! Doom!"
""What is it behind them? Is it a -- it is, it is! Aiyeeee, it's a thesaurus!"
"Hurt, mutilate, wound -- see MAIM."
"But I thought we were in The Holy Doom! How did we end up in Doomed of the Rings?"
"New script-writer. Used to write for Harvard Lampoon. Got bored, so here we are."
"Do we get the herring?"
"No, Gollum already grabbed it and at it raw."
"Ewwww! Raw? Nasty!"
"Only if he ate with his eyes open."
"True, true. Otherwise, he'd be doomed."
"Please -- Knights who say you-bet-your-sweet-bippy, have we appeased you?"
"What? Oh, we forgot about you. Well, are we appeased?"
"Only if they didn't use frozen peas."
"Did you?"
"Of course not. There are no frozen peas in the Dark Ages."
"Then -- go!"