http://t.money.msn.com/business-news/newsarticle?feed=AP&date=20130830&id=16854404
This whole article feels more like something out of the Onion then a true news feed.. wtf? $20 per tooth... an ancient type writer?! :eek:
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WTF?! I want that family...
Think about this:
American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
Parents today are nuts! They over-indulge their children.
For example, I've got friends with kids who spend hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, for birthday parties for their kids. They're inviting dozens of families, and the gifts range in prices from $40+++, and there's dozens of 'em. It's like each birthday is planned like some kind of mini-wedding. It started when the kids were even only 1-2 years old ... These kids are too young to appreciate it now, much less remember!!!
When I was a kid, your first couple birthdays (I don't remember my own, but my seeing my brothers, cousins, friends, etc.) were basically family and close friends only. Mom would bake a cake (from a box mix), there'd be store-bought neapolitan ice cream (cuz then everyone could have the flavor they like, lol), burgers and dogs bbq, maybe pot-luck.
As we got older, started going to school, then we might have some friends over. We were restricted to a half-dozen or so. Even then most of the times it was home-cake and ice cream (or maybe a "fancy" local grocery store bakery cake), simple cookout/potluck, maybe someone would order pizza. I think one year at like 13 I got to go to mini-golf with 3-4 friends. And I went to another friends' B-day at Chuck-e-Cheese.
Anyway... It's crazy.
Of course, I want to know... What's Visa (a company that profits off other people's debit) doing spending money to survey people's Tooth Fairy Habits? Are they looking for parents willing to take lines of credit to spoil their kids? Are they looking to give credit to the kids?
It just seems unsavory.
Meh. What do I know. I'm just a grumpy old man. Give the kids what they want, just keep them offa mah lawn!
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Think about this:
American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
My parents sucked!
:P
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My parents wouldn't even take me to Chuck-e-cheese.. Though now that I reflect on it, I'm glad they didn't.. because from what I've heard.. it isn't the best of places.. Cheap Pizza.. Lousy Games... :P
But yeah.. I think I got $1 per tooth..maybe a quarter.. But I didn't care.. it was shiny.. it was money.. I was happy..
Kids today.. Damn it.. now I feel old!
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American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
Last year I took my nephew to Chuck's for his B-Day, and you're right... It's not anything like what I remember... The pizza I considered subpar (not terrible, but not "good"), there were no more animatronics... The games were still cool though. And he had a blast, so perspectives matter, I guess.
I'm with you though on the money. It was money. Shiny. It spent. Woo-hoo! I was happy!
You can find/contact me in game as @PatricianVetinari. Playing STO since Feb 2010.
I think the older one is at that point where he's young enough to still believe in fairies but old enough to grasp some basic economic theory.
Time for a bit of uncle trolling, I think...
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Trolling eh? What are you going to do? Have the Tooth Fairy leave him an I O U? :P
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American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku