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  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    SO that's how I ended up in albuquerque!

    Ate all my Ice Cream
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  • adamkafeiadamkafei Member Posts: 6,539 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Why is everyone accusing me of eating their ice cream?

    Is a tribble in disguise...
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  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    *cooes very loudly and wanders over to your fridge*

    Should not let a Tribble anywhere near a Gremlin.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    HA BUSTED!!! now we know whos been pilfering the ice cream

    Once sniffed an elephants behind and said it smelled like bacon
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    In my defense, I was on my fifth Hathon hammer* at the time. :D

    Cut through hull plating with a Bowie knife.

    * If you haven't been following the fic I've been posting here, it's a cocktail.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I was smashed on Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters at the time, but it didn't stop me.

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  • adamkafeiadamkafei Member Posts: 6,539 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    It'll be helpful if I get caught on a planet with no assistance...

    Needs a better ship...
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    My ship is leaking.


    Won't be attending his AA meeting next week because of "intergalactic matters".
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Damnit this was free booze night at the Antimatter Anonymous meeting :mad:


    Discovered the hard way that a Frap is a TRIBBLE with Chunks :D
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    *Creates a temporal anomaly causing that to skip over to the person below me*
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Nope. I used a thoron waveform inversion field generator to send chroniton particles into the anomaly and create a quantum distortion in subspace so the frap ended up in Pittsburgh.

    Has some vague idea what the **** I just said.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Well of course, I built the device (the blue cords connected to the, green cord)

    Purchased stock in starfleet as the 1st temporal ships came off the production line
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I now own 45% of Utopia Planita...

    Used a temporal ship to go into the past and swap Starswordc's thoron waveform inversion generator for a duplexing pulse chroniton generator in order to produce the choniton particals for their post.
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    That's right. I've also used my temporal ship to cause every Borg ship in the universe to fly straight at the person below me at ramming speed.

    And you do not want to know the result in the entire Borg armada all traveling at transwarp speeds colliding with the person below me.
    2jwMZnF.gif
    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I survived, as they all arrived at the same time they crashed into each other before reaching me so I just sat back to watch the show.


    Knows where the channel changer is...
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  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    And I'm keeping this magic weapon of mass destruction from falling into the wrong hands.

    Has a hood ornament on their starship, of their starship
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    nagrom7 wrote: »
    And I'm keeping this magic weapon of mass destruction from falling into the wrong hands.

    Has a hood ornament on their starship, of their starship

    WellI did until a 90's rapper stole it and put it on a chain around his neck.

    *

    " Thinks the mirror universe is a home decor shop.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Isn't that next door to Crazy Al's Used Ship Centre - Where they have a crazy deals on all used ships under three light years old?

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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    And to think I almost bought a Yugo from him.


    Once played the 1812 Overture.

    ......with real cannons.
  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    S*** got serious real fast. You all should'a been there.

    Is trying to build the first drive-thru that can accomadate star ships and the like.
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  • idronaidrona Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Yes.. I'm having trouble finding sponsors though. :(


    Once woke up in a Klingon warehouse after a party with way too much Romulan Ale.
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I don't know which was worse: the hangover, or all the the constant, bellowing war chants.

    Gave me a lift off of Qo'noS after I found some aspirin.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Too bad I was a Ferengi RV salesman. I charged you an exhorbitant fare.

    >

    "Can out dance Jean Luc Picard.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I'm not called The Lord of the Dance for nothing.

    Was carved out of an ice block from the north pole.
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    which explains why i TRIBBLE icecicles

    Usually drinks a mixed cocktail of prune juice and horse laxatives
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Use of air freshener a must... :eek:

    Cornered a donkey at a party, talked all four legs off of it and then persuaded it to go for a walk
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I am a smooth talker after all~

    Went to hell in a handbasket. And came back in a matchbox.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Metaphorically speaking.

    >

    Is know only as "The big cheese" which is ironic since they are lactose intolerant.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Bloody lactose coming in here and...

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    Knows there are 27 bones in the human hand and knows 27 ways to break everyone of them!
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Although #4, repeated stomping, is my personal favorite.

    Set a ferret loose on Qo'noS.
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