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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    No cookies, but I did get this totally wicked black hooded robe and cape combo, and an awesome red lightsab- I mean, nanopulse bat'leth. Oh, and I can choke someone from across the room, too! How cool is that?

    ...

    Believes that there is still good in Darth Sander.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    That was before I threw him off into the reactor core for being to ham- I mean preachy.

    Has seen all of the how it should have ended videos.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    And usually they are better than the real thing,

    Wants to direct the next ST movie
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    And it would be AWESOME.


    Is who I would hire to play the Doctor.
  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    And I would bring so many puns to the role...

    Should be applied directly to the forehead
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  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    I'm not sure if it should be the palm, fist, desk or wall I apply it to.

    Made a bag of bones joke while fighting a skeleton.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    It was good too as he didn't have anybody with him at the time...

    Can think of a better joke than that!!!
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    A Cardassian, a Klingon, and a Reman walk into a bar...

    Should think of a punchline.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
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  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    and got into a barfight with a Bajoran, Human and Romulan respectively.

    Put money on the Bajoran and won.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    It was kind of an accident. I thought the Bajorans were playing the Philadelphia Eagles.

    ...

    Is as confused by that as I am. (so much wine...)
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    I could see it happening...

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    Hope that the Bengals may have won something by the 23rd century
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  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    No both subspecies, American and Asian, are still an endangered species.

    Not only did he set course to the second star to the right and straight on until morning but also had to execute several helm officer because they didnt understand his orders.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    That can be found at the sand diego zoos' endangered species exhibit :D


    Farted in chuck norris' general direction
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    ...and only survived by blaming it on the old granny next to me.

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    Doesn't want to start a "Who's tougher: Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?" debate
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  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    No, because some Belgian kickboxer is the toughest.

    Will say that I didn't put a person below sentence.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    But the person who is talking about the belgian whimp forgot to post the below me portion of his statement :D


    Smelled a klingons old sweaty gym sock
  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    But the person who is talking about the belgian whimp forgot to post the below me portion of his statement :D


    Smelled a klingons old sweaty gym sock

    Thankfully the moment I did I lost all sense of smell

    Decided to mix things up by digging under the grand canyon
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    And you won't believe what I found down there! (so I'm not going to tell you.)

    ...

    Once staged a shouting match between Avery Brooks and Samuel L. Jackson.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    And you won't believe what I found down there! (so I'm not going to tell you.)

    ...

    Once staged a shouting match between Avery Brooks and Samuel L. Jackson.

    I ended up getting an ASBO :(

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    Sent his XO to pick up his laundry and was never seen again :eek:
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  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    I had to dig her up later, she then smacked me upside the head for being a pig and having poor hygiene.

    Hasn't found an answer to the universal question, "Will we ever understand women?"
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    Due to my attempts, my universal translator is fried.

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    " is a firestarter.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    and you wouldn't believe how twisted I can be.

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    Doesn't like going down dark tunnels at night...
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    Yeah. Don't you know that those dark tunnels are crawling with Undine?

    Doesn't believe that, and want's to go see for themselves.
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
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  • yaisuke15yaisuke15 Member Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    I eneded up down a weird hole after following this epohh and met all these weird people along this way, including a crazy Klingon with a hate, a Tellarite with a hankering for soup and this... rather pretty Orion queen who kept wanting to chop my heads off.

    Needs to stop following random entities into random places to avoid weird stuff happening again (ie the Azure Nebula).
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    The last time that happened to me, I came out of it with a new ship!

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    Got a nasty surprise when the Orion Queen turned out to be an Orion King!!!
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    But was he an Orion queen or an Orion "queen"?

    Probably wants brain bleach either way. :D
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  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    Cannot unthink :eek:

    Should come with me if they want to live
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    Ok, got nothing better to do anyway

    Knows how to hotwire a Constitution Class Crusier
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  • senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,292 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    May have selected the " Kobayashi Maru" option and is living with Janek on Risa..
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  • cookiecrookcookiecrook Member Posts: 4,536 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    ...has a new keyboard. :cool:
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