Okay. On a serious note. I have to say, I am always completely amused by the people who love the game so much, that they cannot wait for it to come up. They are genuinely angry because they cannot play!!!
Then they threaten to stop their subscription.....LOL LOL LOL
:cool: You fool no one! You are already assimilated, you just dont know it!!!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________ You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. -Einstein
Our should-be-final test has started -- is anyone seeing any issues with the launcher? If so, please place your tracerts here (info on how to do this here) pointing to launcher.startrekonline.com and accounts.crypticstudios.com.
Warp Speed Now...................................Gentlemen we're waiting............................*Sizzle Sizzle Rumble Pop Groan*..................Lemme guess, you bought the parts from Ferenghi suppliers.
If something is not broken, don't fix it, if it is broken, don't leave it broken.
Okay. On a serious note. I have to say, I am always completely amused by the people who love the game so much, that they cannot wait for it to come up. They are genuinely angry because they cannot play!!!
Then they threaten to stop their subscription.....LOL LOL LOL
:cool: You fool no one! You are already assimilated, you just dont know it!!!
Our should-be-final test has started -- is anyone seeing any issues with the launcher? If so, please place your tracerts here (info on how to do this here) pointing to launcher.startrekonline.com and accounts.crypticstudios.com.
Cheers,
Brandon =/\=
All systems are functioning within acceptable parameters, Capitan!
Warp Speed Now...................................Gentlemen we're waiting............................*Sizzle Sizzle Rumble Pop Groan*..................Lemme guess, you bought the parts from Ferenghi suppliers.
You just had to go there...........*checks engine room for missing screws, nuts and bolts"
Our should-be-final test has started -- is anyone seeing any issues with the launcher? If so, please place your tracerts here (info on how to do this here) pointing to launcher.startrekonline.com and accounts.crypticstudios.com.
I'll admit to ******** & moaning about bugs & glitches & 'updates' which make the game more inconvenient in the short term, & I'll admit to doing these complaints in game or on my Fleet's Vent fairly regularly....
...having said that, I know that creating a virtual world the size of STO & making changes to it while it's running must be a real pain the TRIBBLE, & glitches are always bound to happen.
Also, these people create new content 3 or 4 times a year, compared to other games I've played/heard of which don't create new missions anywhere NEAR as frequently.
I know the developers & the designers take a LOT of TRIBBLE from irate players who are frustrated that they have to find something else to do in Meatworld instead of immersing themselves in an imaginary world for a few hours, but I think you guys do great work & deserve a lot of praise as well.
On behalf of all of us players who actually understand that you guys are working your asses off & can't possibly please everybody in the world, I want to thank you guys for all the hard work you do.
seems no problems with the launcher here, game also patched just fine for me
and i was one that couldnt log in a couple days ago when the connection problems flared up
im glad u guys are taking proactive measures to make sure the connections are working properly
"Tickle us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wrong us, shall we not revenge?" -General Chang
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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Wasn't that the title of a New Frontier novel?
Oh, and it's classy that there is a Calhoun in STO. Never thanked you for that devs, appreciate the nod to the series.
Recommendation.... ReRoute through Cleveland.
Then they threaten to stop their subscription.....LOL LOL LOL
:cool: You fool no one! You are already assimilated, you just dont know it!!!
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. -Einstein
From the netherlands a friendly regards and keep it going ^-^
Dane Duval
Devs: I had to shut down the server for maintenance
Riker: Why?
Devs: We had Launcher patch containment Nothing to worry about
Riker: We are on the verge of the 3rd Year Anniversary with no Servers and your not concerned?
Devs: We will have the Servers back online in no time.
Riker: Like you Tracked down that faulty Patch processing accelerator.
Devs: We are running a LV 1 diagnostic
Riker: For 3 Hours It would not take you more than 1. You are incapable of that level of incompetence
CO noob and STO veteran.
No launcher problems here from UK
LOL! So true.
People are broken. - Lum the Mad
This extended downtime is to make sure the players can't get the 3rd Ann ships by doing the missions/tasks.
1) The plan is to put all versions into the store priced reasonably.
2) The devs are making the ships come apart, let the players search the galaxy for the different pieces.
3) Real answer.........*drum roll*.....Ships??....We were supposed to make new ships??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_luEO__8lg
Riker: Shut UP. As in close your mouth and stop talking!
Elim Garak
Miss all the fun earlier?
People are broken. - Lum the Mad
All systems are functioning within acceptable parameters, Capitan!
(Ireland)
>^
Put the Ent-C there for the duration of the event.
No problems here (Ontario, Canada) !
...having said that, I know that creating a virtual world the size of STO & making changes to it while it's running must be a real pain the TRIBBLE, & glitches are always bound to happen.
Also, these people create new content 3 or 4 times a year, compared to other games I've played/heard of which don't create new missions anywhere NEAR as frequently.
I know the developers & the designers take a LOT of TRIBBLE from irate players who are frustrated that they have to find something else to do in Meatworld instead of immersing themselves in an imaginary world for a few hours, but I think you guys do great work & deserve a lot of praise as well.
On behalf of all of us players who actually understand that you guys are working your asses off & can't possibly please everybody in the world, I want to thank you guys for all the hard work you do.
Yep, it would seem so.
CO noob and STO veteran.
and i was one that couldnt log in a couple days ago when the connection problems flared up
im glad u guys are taking proactive measures to make sure the connections are working properly
-General Chang
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.