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Your Most humorous Doff Critical

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  • purvee1purvee1 Member Posts: 360 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Every time I empty my Tribble Grinder and send (the same) officer off with the carcasses he gets arested for running a tribble farm...

    After the third time in a row I thought I better stop testing his loyalty. What got me was he didn't have any negatives and was blue.
  • f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    I have a Tactical Exocomp that seemingly always crits when I send him to anbo-jytsu tournaments. You'd think it woudn't be able to hold the staff without arms.
  • wilusawilusa Member Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    i crit failed at minor wounds and im a science officer...poor fellow, he died.
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  • apocalypsespaceapocalypsespace Member Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Hosted a concert probably with Kayne West's hologram . The crew requested amnesia inducing drugs ... I joined them .
  • notapwefannotapwefan Member Posts: 1,138 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Borgs doffs for Klingon opera.
    disaster, doffs got injured
    Grinding for MkIV epic gear?
    Ain't Nobody Got Time for That

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • janusforbearejanusforbeare Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    I have a couple of funny ones...

    -Crit on treating my emergency security hologram for a headache. I still can't wrap my head around that one.

    -My dilithium farming Fed alt has the most unlucky Vorta doff in the quadrant. 90% of the assignments he gets, he finds a way to TRIBBLE up. I don't understand how a purple doff can be so useless.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • satinaviansatinavian Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Ok, once my crew was drunk and sent the exocom to a local space station to gamble.

    -> Crit. this little machine didn't really understand the purpose, but got a pretty good understanding of how the daboo table works and made a lot of latinum, leaving a couple of perplexed gamblers behind.
  • futurepastnowfuturepastnow Member Posts: 3,660 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    I usually send my VR Vulcan Entertainment Hologram to Anbo-Jyutsu tournaments, which she regularly wins. I think of it as trolling the other participants, hard.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    futurepastnow wrote: »
    I usually send my VR Vulcan Entertainment Hologram to Anbo-Jyutsu tournaments, which she regularly wins. I think of it as trolling the other participants, hard.
    MY best is a purple Tosk. :D
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    My character Tsin'xing
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  • kagurazaka77kagurazaka77 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    I think my favorite Crit so far has been this:

    http://imgur.com/ebU3JxW

    An all Breen shipboard concert. I presume they were doing The 'Best' of Ke$ha.

    My most annoying failure is this one:

    http://imgur.com/ErftVhv

    Sent my security DOffs to check for security issues, it seems the Consulate was had no security problems. Somehow that's considered a failure on their part...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    500 years in the future and we still look like schmucks when getting our ID photos taken...
  • janusforbearejanusforbeare Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Just got a new one today, one of my favourites so far:

    http://atvir.webs.com/STO%20-%20Bahahaha%20awesome%20crit.jpg

    Who's the most badass Ferengi on the block? Rogink, b*****s.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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