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What would you like to see pop out of a Lockbox... that you'd never see in STO?

lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
edited October 2012 in Ten Forward
I bet lots of you wish there were items that would come out of a lockbox, but you know they never will. Maybe they're not related to Star Trek. Or maybe the items are too overpowered for the game.

I would like to see three things pop out of a lockbox.

Mass Effect's SR-2 Normandy. :)

Mass Effect Multiplayer's Wraith Shotgun. No Klingon will be able to survive the business end of that monster weapon...

and lastly...

...

great... I forgot...
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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  • jexsamxjexsamx Member Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Items that unlock short, daily, repeatable missions.

    Specifically, fully interactive, animated, all applicable meshes and textures added, maybe even partially voice acted, holodeck missions; Vulcan Love Slave, and Orion Fornication Chamber. Faction-neutral, collect all two!

    They'd probably be in the "TRIBBLE it, We want an M rating" lockbox alongside the Deltan Riding Crop, Love Slave Doff Pack, and, to top it all off, an Orion Pleasure Barge, with its own unique bridge featuring dancing cages you can stock with any scantly clad male or female you desire.
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  • jorumgandrjorumgandr Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    jexsamx wrote: »
    Items that unlock short, daily, repeatable missions.

    Specifically, fully interactive, animated, all applicable meshes and textures added, maybe even partially voice acted, holodeck missions; Vulcan Love Slave, and Orion Fornication Chamber. Faction-neutral, collect all two!

    They'd probably be in the "TRIBBLE it, We want an M rating" lockbox alongside the Deltan Riding Crop, Love Slave Doff Pack, and, to top it all off, an Orion Pleasure Barge, with its own unique bridge featuring dancing cages you can stock with any scantly clad male or female you desire.

    This all of this, if cryptic put that in, I'd tell em to shut up and take my money.
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    A one week pass to any TRIBBLE website of choice for two lonley guys without lives...:rolleyes:
  • capt001capt001 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    An Imperial Star Destroyer.
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    capt001 wrote: »
    An Imperial Star Destroyer.

    Yesss!!!!Replace my T-2 Starbase with a deathstar!Mandalorian body armor for STFs,we already got HALO...:D
  • hippiejonhippiejon Member Posts: 1,581 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    A Tardis.

    /10 characters
  • khayuungkhayuung Member Posts: 1,876 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    A holo emitter reskinning the USS Yamato as the Uchuu Senkan Yamato.

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  • kbflordkruegkbflordkrueg Member Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Yeah, I could go for mission packs, especially if KDF gets some.
    Other than that, nothing...
    I've got too many ships as it is...
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  • psycoticvulcanpsycoticvulcan Member Posts: 4,160 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    A "kill target" button, like we have in the Foundry.
    Save the Foundry!
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  • takeshi6takeshi6 Member Posts: 752 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Playable Ships (Small Craft):
    GN-001 Gundam Exia

    GN-0000+GNR-010 Gundam 00 Raiser

    GNT-0000 Gundam 00 Qan(T)

    GAT-X105 Strike Gundam

    AGE-01 Gundam AGE-1

    Ground Gear:
    Midchildan Intelligent Device "Raging Heart"

    Midchildan Intelligent Device "Bardiche"




    Warfare in this galaxy would never be the same... :D:cool:
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  • khayuungkhayuung Member Posts: 1,876 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    takeshi6 wrote: »
    Space Gear:
    GN-001 Gundam Exia

    GN-0000+GNR-010 Gundam 00 Raiser

    GNT-0000 Gundam 00 Qan(T)

    GAT-X105 Strike Gundam

    AGE-01 Gundam AGE-1
    These guys better fit inside a hangar. Or even better, DEVICE.
    takeshi6 wrote: »
    Ground Gear:
    Midchildan Intelligent Device "Raging Heart"

    Midchildan Intelligent Device "Bardiche"

    I shall buy Bardiche can give it to Pion.

    (Your Nana is not enough if you did not understand what I said!)

    "Last Engage! Magical Girl Origami-san" is in print! Now with three times more rainbows.

    Support the "Armored Unicorn" vehicle initiative today!

    Thanks for Harajuku. Now let's get a real "Magical Girl" costume!
  • takeshi6takeshi6 Member Posts: 752 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    khayuung wrote: »
    These guys better fit inside a hangar. Or even better, DEVICE.

    Fitting a Gundam inside an Intelligent Device might be interesting.

    However, in terms of Lockbox items, I was thinking more along the lines of playable small craft. If I wanted something for a Hangar, I'd go more for the Mass Production Mobile Suits. I have edited my list above accordingly. :D:cool:
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  • khayuungkhayuung Member Posts: 1,876 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I was thinking of a ship device slot. :p

    Fitting Raising Heart into a ship device slot creates hilarious mental images, namely incredibly NSFW magical girl transformation of the SHIP that issues the SET-UP command. :D

    Playable small craft like that would be insane... Most mobile suits have BFAW on 0 cooldown, and the GN Sword Bits are smaller craft themselves!

    A small craft that launches small craft, all pushing BFAW. STO definitely needs more spam. :cool:

    "Last Engage! Magical Girl Origami-san" is in print! Now with three times more rainbows.

    Support the "Armored Unicorn" vehicle initiative today!

    Thanks for Harajuku. Now let's get a real "Magical Girl" costume!
  • captbiptocaptbipto Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    So this is a lets ask for something nuts

    V'Ger
    "Heroic" Clause for the KDF, so no matter the odds they always blow stuff up and win
    Restraining order, preventing Troi from being at the helm.
    Wesley in a box, so you can shoot him out of a torpedo for fun.
    Access to the Nexus

    ArcNet
    All the cool looking weapons from MiB
    Tarkalian Battlecruiser
    MiB Push the Red Button Console
    Neuralizer

    Spaceball One
    Ludicrous Speed Console - just incase you want to catch a winnebago
    Schwartz in a Can - everyone wants a little pick me up
    Meter Maid Transformer Console - lets go to Bajor and suck up their atmosphere
    Radar Jamming Console - Rasperberry or flavor of choice
    Dark Helmet Costume

    HK-51 Assassain Droid Bridge Officer "Silence meatbags!"

    Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man with annoying voiceover

    The Pandorica
    Daleks & Cybermen Army
    One of the Dalek prison capsules to shove all the fed whiners into

    A Lair of Ultimate Evil, comes with comfy chairs, missiles, traps, minions and a white cat to pet. And not forgetting a buxom girl scantily clad with a name thats full of inuendo.

    Arc of Truth Anti-Fed weapon
    Ancient Superweapon lets just vaporize them Feds already

    The Doghnut of Destruction
    Enforcer Droid prepare to receive administrative review
    Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster to turn Feds into toast, and Pakleds into a whole loaf of toast
    A console that creates an ever expanding hole in the space-time continuum, making the Feds, the Bajorans, and the Borg, some other universe's problem.
    Farmzoid to use on the ground. Yes, shoot, my little friends, shoot! Fire everything you've got! The Farmzoid is impervious! AH-HA-HA-HA!


    Intercepted Federation Transmission
    Admiral: We did win? Didnt we?
    Captain: No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it.
    Admiral: Thats the last time I let a Troi at the Conn and have a 15 year old bridge officer.
    Captain: Admiral, the Klingons have destroyed the remainder of the fleet. I sent a distress signal to all ships, BUT we're headed straight into their sun, and our engines are about to explode.
    Admiral: Well, let's see. We got a torqued-out digi-whineometer, our mega-spaz redundancy pile is on the blink, and it looks like we bruised our boo-boo. And I am all out of Earl Grey. I have not yet begun to fight.
    Captain: Now would be a great time to start.
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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    capt001 wrote: »
    An Imperial Star Destroyer.

    ONLY an Imperial Star Destroyer? If we're going, we might as well go all the bloody way:

    Eclipse-class Super Star Destroyer :D
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  • captainrevo1captainrevo1 Member Posts: 3,948 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    the Battlestar galactica would be cool or a shadow vessel from babylon 5.
  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited October 2012
    An Imperial II Class Star Destroyer.
    Or an Executor Class Star Dreadnought.
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  • defalusdefalus Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Two things I would like:

    1: A tommygun.:D

    2: Just to be mean a sound effect that does this.:D:D
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  • notapwefannotapwefan Member Posts: 1,138 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    insulting KDF pet parrot hurling all kinds of insults to nearby fed players
    Grinding for MkIV epic gear?
    Ain't Nobody Got Time for That

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • rachelj88rachelj88 Member Posts: 465 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    KSE Firespray... A.K.A. Bob Fett/Jango Fett's ship the Slave 1

    RachelJ88
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  • xenor002xenor002 Member Posts: 424
    edited October 2012
    A Kingon faction :D
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  • xenor002xenor002 Member Posts: 424
    edited October 2012
    crashdragon wrote: »
    A kept promise from Cryptic.

    I can dream. :P

    No one blames you. :P

    *Hands you a Captain Proton Holo-Novel to make you forget*
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  • hrisvalarhrisvalar Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Probability Drive.

    It's an engine. Here you are, minding your own business, heading off toward a new mission or the fleet starbase to pick up some stuff or attend that mandatory fleet meeting you're only barely on time before, when suddenly your Odyssey pops and turns into a freighter. Oh no. Now it's a Delta Flyer. Klingon Bird of prey. Defiant. Valdore. Gone. Loading screen. Welcome to random sector block or starcluster on the other end of the galaxy where the sequence goes through a few more mutations till you're back in your Odyssey, where Majel Barret's voice declares she's just pleased as punch to inform you've arrived in the Zenas Expanse.

    On the upside, sometimes in combat it'll turn incoming heavy plasma torpedoes into a harmless swarmer, or an enemy ship into a Gekli that can't fire at you, and sometimes it'll turn an entire wave of incoming fighters into a cluster of assorted torpedoes, or cruisers. But at least you'll get a moderately good story out of it.
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  • garaks31garaks31 Member Posts: 2,845 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Serenity , whitestar , argo , hoverboard , Jellyfish , melmacian , ludicrous speed :rolleyes:
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  • takeshi6takeshi6 Member Posts: 752 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    khayuung wrote: »
    I was thinking of a ship device slot. :p

    Fitting Raising Heart into a ship device slot creates hilarious mental images, namely incredibly NSFW magical girl transformation of the SHIP that issues the SET-UP command. :D

    Playable small craft like that would be insane... Most mobile suits have BFAW on 0 cooldown, and the GN Sword Bits are smaller craft themselves!

    A small craft that launches small craft, all pushing BFAW. STO definitely needs more spam. :cool:

    LOL

    I was thinking that Intelligent Devices (Like Raging Heart and Bardiche) would be more along the lines of Ground Equipment. You'd fit them in the Weapon Slot, but when you do that their properties also supply you with Armor, Shields, and a unique Kit. It also takes up both Weapons Slots--each slot corresponds to a different Mode of the Device.

    So, one item which fills all your Ground Equipment Slots aside from the Consumables, provides two different combat modes, and increases in power with you as you level.

    Yep. It may be OP, but it would also be FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And another thing MS would have would be the ability to rapidly close on a target and then impale it with whatever melee weapon they have. :D:cool:
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  • deadspacex64deadspacex64 Member Posts: 565 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    captbipto wrote: »
    So this is a lets ask for something nuts

    Spaceball One
    Ludicrous Speed Console - just incase you want to catch a winnebago
    Schwartz in a Can - everyone wants a little pick me up
    Meter Maid Transformer Console - lets go to Bajor and suck up their atmosphere
    Radar Jamming Console - Rasperberry or flavor of choice
    Dark Helmet Costume

    ^ i want that, especially the ludicrous speed console.

    ground pet~Bender, complete with random comments, gestures, cigars and alcohol.
    ground pet~Holo Kirk. randomly tears off shirt, seduces nearby females, and fires a bamboo cannon at gorn.
    combat suit from Kemeko DX, w/minigun.
    torpedo weapon~tribble launcher
    torpedo weapon~lockbox launcher

    and the most unlikely thing, random number of lockbox keys.
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  • verlaine11verlaine11 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    The Siegfried-Class Warship so i can unleashe a Meteorblitzkrieg at a planet :D

    Or the G?tterd?mmerung
  • geoff484geoff484 Member Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Gangnam style dance emote.
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  • syfyguy64syfyguy64 Member Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I'd like to have a tardis that can transwarp to any system in any sector.
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