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paulymanpaulyman Member Posts: 228 Arc User
Please hear me out on this I think I have an idea....

I think there should be an armor set for trolls. It would have every wing and flange and widget and embellishment you can imagine. It should look like Las Vegas just ate Times Square and puked it up all over Hong Kong. It should glow and sparkle and make noise and have propellors and whirley gigs and huge shoulders that would make it almost impossible to walk into any doorway on any starbase. It should have a closkwise rotating crown of gold and jewels that would make any Ferengi sell his moogie's teeth. It should have boots that spit tribbles from its heels.

Dont jump ship just yet there is a point to all this. First it will give the trolls something to want so they can walk around in "cool looking" armor while they trade insults on DS9. Plus If this armor is horribly annoying and suits the mentality of the common troll then they will stay the hell out of the end game content where the serious players are. Also anybody owning this armor would not be allowed to queue for any ground STFs or Fleet Events.

Now i know that leaves space vulnerable but honestly why would they want to go to space when they can do the look at me parade on DS9 in their new armor?
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  • anazondaanazonda Member Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Let me guess: You just had an incident where you feel you were treated unfairly?
    Don't look silly... Don't call it the "Z-Store/Zen Store"...
    Let me put the rumors to rest: it's definitely still the C-Store (Cryptic Store) It just takes ZEN.
    Like Duty Officers? Support effords to gather ideas
  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Already exists its called "mkXii Maco"
    Live long and Prosper
  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Ha ha ha. So anybody who's actually gotten some of the best gear in the game (until S6 comes along) is a troll? I think they're lucky or persistent players, or more likely both of the above.

    Edit: Besides, look who's talking... just about 99.999999999% of the forums calls you a troll.

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  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Firstly the number of people who call me a troll comes to less than 10% of the forums

    Secondly its NOT the best armour in the game its merely an OPTION (many people say the Honour guard is much better)

    Thirdly I watched two people in this very armour spend almost 20 minutes sexually harrassing a female character the other day

    also for 99.999999999% of the forum to call me anything there would have to be
    100,000,000,000 people on the forum (or put another way more than 10 X the entire population of the planet)
    Live long and Prosper
  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    sollvax wrote: »
    Firstly the number of people who call me a troll comes to less than 10% of the forums

    Secondly its NOT the best armour in the game its merely an OPTION (many people say the Honour guard is much better)

    Thirdly I watched two people in this very armour spend almost 20 minutes sexually harrassing a female character the other day

    also for 99.999999999% of the forum to call me anything there would have to be
    100,000,000,000 people on the forum (or put another way more than 10 X the entire population of the planet)

    First of all, I think you're rather wrong.

    Second, I said SOME of the best gear, not THE best gear.

    Third, I have nothing to say. :O

    Fourth, you're missing the point. I just randomly typed in a bunch of nines afterwards to more effectively illustrate how small the population NOT calling you a troll is.

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  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Membership here is quite large

    meanwhile the number dumb enough to call ANYONE a troll is tiny
    Live long and Prosper
  • skhcskhc Member Posts: 355 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    sollvax wrote: »
    meanwhile the number dumb enough to call ANYONE a troll is tiny

    And you say this despite the fact that you've called Mk XII MACO Armour troll armour, and by extension people who wear it, trolls. :)
  • mikewendellmikewendell Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    skhc wrote: »
    And you say this despite the fact that you've called Mk XII MACO Armour troll armour, and by extension people who wear it, trolls. :)

    That doesn't count. Someone told me that in another thread where they tried to justify another person's ideas as ridiculous.

    Folks are about 2 seconds away from seeing a Don;t be an TRIBBLE sigimage in my sig.
  • synkr0nizedsynkr0nized Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    But your admiral looks so relaxed in that image. Don't take her away!



    Anyway, sounds like the OP got in a zone-chat fight with someone who had a full set of something the OP did not.
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  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    You do realise of course that Trolls make very good weapons and armour (norse mythology)
    Live long and Prosper
  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    sollvax wrote: »
    You do realise of course that Trolls make very good weapons and armour (norse mythology)

    And you do realize we're not anywhere near related to Norse mythology?

    Oh, and while I'm at it, it were dwarves. Dwarves forged Mjolnir, better known as Thor's Hammer, and I'm pretty certain they forged a few other things that I can't remember right now.

    If you know a source that says otherwise, then by all means, say so, with a link to the source (preferably wikipedia, I can't be bothered with going to unknown websites atm). Until then, I'll stick to what I remember from Age of Mythology :D

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  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Dwarf and Troll , Giant and man
    ALL make weapons in norse myth (and Wiki is ALWAYS wrong even when its right)
    Live long and Prosper
  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    sollvax wrote: »
    Dwarf and Troll , Giant and man
    ALL make weapons in norse myth (and Wiki is ALWAYS wrong even when its right)

    Then I'll stay by my claims. I will however point out one more thing: Loki was the son of giants.

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  • vinru821vinru821 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Then I'll stay by my claims. I will however point out one more thing: Loki was the son of giants.

    agreed on all points :)
    :eek:
  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Then I'll stay by my claims. I will however point out one more thing: Loki was the son of giants.

    Oh, and he was also a badguy. :P

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  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Actually he wasn't a "bad guy" at all

    he was just a selfish younger son
    Live long and Prosper
  • dood98998dood98998 Member Posts: 389
    edited July 2012
    I thought this was the STO forums, not the norse mythology forums :P
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    sollvax wrote: »
    Actually he wasn't a "bad guy" at all

    he was just a selfish younger son

    No, I'm pretty sure he was a badguy. In fact, one of the other Asgard (that -is- what they were called... right? they = Thor, Odin, and the other inhabitants of Valhalla, including Heimdall, Freyr, and Baldr) was supposed to kill Loki during Ragnarok (and, if I recall, die in the process).
    dood98998 wrote: »
    I thought this was the STO forums, not the norse mythology forums :P

    Well he started it :P

    But yeah, you're right.

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  • plox21plox21 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    I have maco mk XII and omega mk XII , bunch of unique items and gear pieces.....if im troll because i have these items then im TROLL AND PROUD!!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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