To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing gain The Win?
CaptainWinters, you rap like the original Shakespeare,
You're raising the level of class all up in here,
Don't get me wrong, your prose is something to behold,
Tie the whole thing together and we've got some gold,
Though I think tonight the Win shall be mine to grab,
Because as is your rhymes, mine aren't all that drab,
I'll keep this Win all deep up in my pocket,
And we'll see how hard this thread can rock it!
STOP!...
Cryptic Time!
We got CreamyZombie Playing the Bass.
Captwinters1701 posting his about the place
I've got this tune in my brain.
I gotta post it now without any shame.
"how do you think I feel when PWE changed my name"
"they're just leaving Cryptic to suffer in pain"
now back to the Bass.
I'm dancing like I own the place.
that part is true, because I told you to shoo.
but truthfully I'm not quite through.
because the Win is mine.
unless you can beat this rhyme!
Just watch me snap that bass back from you,
Stand back and get down without further adieu,
Dance, we'll watch as you tear up that dance floor,
We'll all strip that Win right down to it's core.
Don't even think that we're not all with the rhythm,
We're breaking it down so hard we might cause a schism,
Watch the Win as it's passed around like candy,
This thread will go down in history, which is quite dandy!
Oh Please! you don't even tease!
you take so long you almost seize!
but you're kinda right.
this rap battle is really tight.
I wonder if this will continue all night
it'll be the best thread shining bright.
if everyone posted it would be a blast.
but unfortunately we keep on getting last.
this thread is for the win.
but who can be the kingpin.
its kind of ironic.
that this is kinda chronic.
quite unusual.
but definately trivial.
I'll keep posting these rhymes.
until you can keep up with the times!
I'm gonna keep drinking my tea.
because I'm the master of PVE
I'll keep up, I can match your pace,
I'm happy to go all night, if that's the case,
Win or loose but never break even,
I spit it out so hard, it's felt by your twin!
This Win I'll keep it's mine all night,
The act of keeping it up is such a delight,
You sip your tea, I'll guzzle my coffee,
There, you see, I'm not such a softie!
Wooh look at you!
I thought I told you to shoo?
You? up all night?
Yeah! keep dreaming, alright!
You maybe from Australia!
but those southern delights will Fail-Ya!
It's nice to know that you can put on a show!
but without my wisdom this wouldn't glow!
now I'll put it into gear so it'll go!
I'll keep rappin' while you're still tappin'
nothings funny without a cute bunny.
and with that said, I gotta put you to bed.
Wooh its true!
its like you've actually gone blue.
eek I never heard you shreek!
but sadly I'm just a geek.
one who can rhyme!
back into time!
to show you that this win
is mine for the takin'
Oh, gloves off now? Lets wrap this up tightly,
I'll take you on, if fact I could do it nightly,
You wonder if I from somewhere down under?
I'll rap so hard that it will make you chunder!
I've got the Win and I see that Sensbibat is in the mix,
Sit back, relax, take note and I'll show you some tricks!
I never sleep, I don't even feel the need
I'll slap this rhyme down so hard your ears will bleed!
You bring Llama's into this, those fuzzy non-goats?
I tell you something, listen up, and I quote,
This Win is mine, this Win I forever hold.
Sit down and listen, you're about to be told.
Season 7, you say? Something to mark in our diary?
Listen hard and think about about my inquiry
Where would you put your Win, would you hold it dear?
No, I don't think so. This Win is mine I hear.
aww sorry, I didn't meant to be nasty,
I was just rapping my mastery,
whats this about Llamas?
are they from the Bahamas?
anyway why did I change that?
oop I best backtrack!
so you want my crown?
but you aint king of this town!
you clearly want the reward.
but haven't pull out the sword.
the stone is where its at.
and I guess you're down with that!
so I'll just claim my win.
because its always been!
mine because I'm the Queen!
Oh, so it's like that, a Star Trek rap is what you crave?
Let me teach you, it's going to hit you like a shock wave.
Archer shipped the Enterprise for this first time ever,
Didn't have shields, weapons or a tractor beam tether,
Wore nothing but blue, didn't give a rats about fashion,
Could even see the forest for the trees though his passion.
Kirk stepped in with his five year long mission,
Never going backwards, had the key stuck in the ignition,
He didn't falter, didn't misstep or trip,
He was the master, the owner, the partner to his ship.
Picard took over, could see your reflection in his bald head,
Think that stopped him at all, he put the blasted Borg to bed,
Though he had his troubles, heck, he had troubles abound,
Which all came to a head when he crashed his ship into the ground!
Sisko came along, punch Q right in his face,
He even managed to be the spiritual lead for a race,
He didn't take cheek, he lead his station like a master,
Keeping that all together, he still made a mean cream pasta.
Janeway took command, flew her ship to the great beyond,
She's damn lucky Starfleet didn't think she'd abscond,
Dealt a mean blow to the enemy of all things living,
She might have been soft, but she was not at all forgiving.
So I list all these Captains and tell their treks,
Why you ask? What's the interest in these subjects,
These Captains took the Win much like I have now,
I'll take my Win, step away while I take a bow.
Kill You?
I've done far worse, than kill you.
I've hurt you.
And, I wish to go on...hurting you.
I am taking the win,:)and leaving your post...
Buried alive....
Kill You?
I've done far worse, than kill you.
I've hurt you.
And, I wish to go on...hurting you.
I am taking the win,:)and leaving your post...
Buried alive....
Kill me, hurt me? Mate, you couldn't wear a shirt like me,
My EPS flow is off the grid, you can't handle that kid.
Whoops, did I fly off the handle there, that was wrong,
Looking back, I know where this Win does belong.
You can have your Win for just a little bit,
I but I wear it much like a Mark XII tactical kit.
Put your shields on regen and take anther shot,
I'll take the Win and off I trot.
Good Day to you all,
as now you must fall,
I'm here to take,
this thread for me to break,
I'll win this round,
without making a sound,
incredble that you reply,
it just makes me cry,
you're all naughty members,
since a long forgotten december,
you'll most definately fall,
while I stand tall,
don't you forget post,
and our most loyal host,
so now I take this win,
it was mine to begin!
I could be well moved if I were as you.
If I could pray to move, prayers would move me.
But I am constant as the Northern Star,
Of whose true fixed and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.
The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks;
They are all fire, and every one doth shine;
But there?s but one in all doth hold his place for My Win!
I have almost forgot the taste of fears;
The time has been, my senses would have cool'd
To hear a night-shriek; and my fell of hair
Would at a dismal treatise rouse and stir
As life were in't: I have supp'd full with horrors;
Direness, familiar to my Winning thoughts
Cannot once start me.
Well hey I'm back, rhymes slicker than teflon,
Just give me a moment to adjust my chevron,
There, now that I've got it sitting straight,
I feel there's something I must reiterate.
I've Won this thread, again and again,
My reasons more tastier than chow mein,
How do I do this, how can you compete?
I'll give an explanation harder than concrete.
My Impulse Engines tear a hole though subspace,
Hull so hard this should be written in upper case,
My Crit Chance so high eagles can't get a look,
Got my shields pumped up, thicker than a telephone book.
Got a party in the Hanger Bay rocking out the deck,
Got more Titanium plating than the province of Quebc
Weapons loaded, locked and ready to fire,
You'll have to get past them for the Win you desire!
Got a pulse rifle charged and ready for use,
Polloyweave armour so thick it'll take any abuse,
I'm just going to stand here, patting my tribble,
This Win as tasty as peanut brittle.
Comments
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing gain The Win?
You're raising the level of class all up in here,
Don't get me wrong, your prose is something to behold,
Tie the whole thing together and we've got some gold,
Though I think tonight the Win shall be mine to grab,
Because as is your rhymes, mine aren't all that drab,
I'll keep this Win all deep up in my pocket,
And we'll see how hard this thread can rock it!
Cryptic Time!
We got CreamyZombie Playing the Bass.
Captwinters1701 posting his about the place
I've got this tune in my brain.
I gotta post it now without any shame.
"how do you think I feel when PWE changed my name"
"they're just leaving Cryptic to suffer in pain"
now back to the Bass.
I'm dancing like I own the place.
that part is true, because I told you to shoo.
but truthfully I'm not quite through.
because the Win is mine.
unless you can beat this rhyme!
RachelJ88
Stand back and get down without further adieu,
Dance, we'll watch as you tear up that dance floor,
We'll all strip that Win right down to it's core.
Don't even think that we're not all with the rhythm,
We're breaking it down so hard we might cause a schism,
Watch the Win as it's passed around like candy,
This thread will go down in history, which is quite dandy!
you take so long you almost seize!
but you're kinda right.
this rap battle is really tight.
I wonder if this will continue all night
it'll be the best thread shining bright.
if everyone posted it would be a blast.
but unfortunately we keep on getting last.
this thread is for the win.
but who can be the kingpin.
its kind of ironic.
that this is kinda chronic.
quite unusual.
but definately trivial.
I'll keep posting these rhymes.
until you can keep up with the times!
I'm gonna keep drinking my tea.
because I'm the master of PVE
Ms.PVE.Alot
RachelJ88
I'm happy to go all night, if that's the case,
Win or loose but never break even,
I spit it out so hard, it's felt by your twin!
This Win I'll keep it's mine all night,
The act of keeping it up is such a delight,
You sip your tea, I'll guzzle my coffee,
There, you see, I'm not such a softie!
I thought I told you to shoo?
You? up all night?
Yeah! keep dreaming, alright!
You maybe from Australia!
but those southern delights will Fail-Ya!
It's nice to know that you can put on a show!
but without my wisdom this wouldn't glow!
now I'll put it into gear so it'll go!
I'll keep rappin' while you're still tappin'
nothings funny without a cute bunny.
and with that said, I gotta put you to bed.
Wooh its true!
its like you've actually gone blue.
eek I never heard you shreek!
but sadly I'm just a geek.
one who can rhyme!
back into time!
to show you that this win
is mine for the takin'
Ms.PVE.Alot
RachelJ88
leaves falling down
"Enter" to gain "Prise"
behold with thine own eyes
The impaciant
Caitain nation
the borgifacation
the great expectation
warp it on down yo
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
before I setup shop,
you all see what I got
because I'm the Queen of the Crop!
RachelJ88
P.S. - best thread EVER!
I'll take you on, if fact I could do it nightly,
You wonder if I from somewhere down under?
I'll rap so hard that it will make you chunder!
I've got the Win and I see that Sensbibat is in the mix,
Sit back, relax, take note and I'll show you some tricks!
I never sleep, I don't even feel the need
I'll slap this rhyme down so hard your ears will bleed!
take flight and flourish
may all you trek dreams be nourished
like a sonnet dervish
Queen of the Harvest home
i i fear its hard to type
one hand
with a cat rolled upside down
taking over my keyboard land
to Season 7 and beyond
or until we find a better Llama trainer
as we rap together i n the trekness..
let the warp cores bind us
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
I tell you something, listen up, and I quote,
This Win is mine, this Win I forever hold.
Sit down and listen, you're about to be told.
Season 7, you say? Something to mark in our diary?
Listen hard and think about about my inquiry
Where would you put your Win, would you hold it dear?
No, I don't think so. This Win is mine I hear.
I was just rapping my mastery,
whats this about Llamas?
are they from the Bahamas?
anyway why did I change that?
oop I best backtrack!
so you want my crown?
but you aint king of this town!
you clearly want the reward.
but haven't pull out the sword.
the stone is where its at.
and I guess you're down with that!
so I'll just claim my win.
because its always been!
mine because I'm the Queen!
RachelJ88
Let me teach you, it's going to hit you like a shock wave.
Archer shipped the Enterprise for this first time ever,
Didn't have shields, weapons or a tractor beam tether,
Wore nothing but blue, didn't give a rats about fashion,
Could even see the forest for the trees though his passion.
Kirk stepped in with his five year long mission,
Never going backwards, had the key stuck in the ignition,
He didn't falter, didn't misstep or trip,
He was the master, the owner, the partner to his ship.
Picard took over, could see your reflection in his bald head,
Think that stopped him at all, he put the blasted Borg to bed,
Though he had his troubles, heck, he had troubles abound,
Which all came to a head when he crashed his ship into the ground!
Sisko came along, punch Q right in his face,
He even managed to be the spiritual lead for a race,
He didn't take cheek, he lead his station like a master,
Keeping that all together, he still made a mean cream pasta.
Janeway took command, flew her ship to the great beyond,
She's damn lucky Starfleet didn't think she'd abscond,
Dealt a mean blow to the enemy of all things living,
She might have been soft, but she was not at all forgiving.
So I list all these Captains and tell their treks,
Why you ask? What's the interest in these subjects,
These Captains took the Win much like I have now,
I'll take my Win, step away while I take a bow.
I've done far worse, than kill you.
I've hurt you.
And, I wish to go on...hurting you.
I am taking the win,:)and leaving your post...
Buried alive....
Kill me, hurt me? Mate, you couldn't wear a shirt like me,
My EPS flow is off the grid, you can't handle that kid.
Whoops, did I fly off the handle there, that was wrong,
Looking back, I know where this Win does belong.
You can have your Win for just a little bit,
I but I wear it much like a Mark XII tactical kit.
Put your shields on regen and take anther shot,
I'll take the Win and off I trot.
I do not set my life at a pin's fee,
And for my soul, what can it do to that,
Being a thing The Win as itself?
(Edited to avoid the ban hammer.):D
Trek is mighty and best shared with friends.
Of the City were but a country mouse..
shareing mornings with a herd of goats
a flock of ducks a pride of cats..
and now that its cold no Nats.
My Great Tets of Justice
sing blue
my aim is true
to defend me and help WIn for you
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray's
In deepest consequence.
as now you must fall,
I'm here to take,
this thread for me to break,
I'll win this round,
without making a sound,
incredble that you reply,
it just makes me cry,
you're all naughty members,
since a long forgotten december,
you'll most definately fall,
while I stand tall,
don't you forget post,
and our most loyal host,
so now I take this win,
it was mine to begin!
RachelJ88
there is plenty of time to SINg of WIN
chart the stars
unfurl the sails
stand by the gun wall rails
and tell tall tails
or work for the mails
But my wii only fails
when jealous CAli pounces up
and give my KB a tromp
If your of Kent and don't understand
the Winters Discontent
With French like Weather
or Fine Heather..
or Exiled in Guernsey..
Well then WINs
just a Brighton Beach memory
"Caution card in the Official book"
When the winds of November come early don't be an edmund Fitzgerald
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
If I could pray to move, prayers would move me.
But I am constant as the Northern Star,
Of whose true fixed and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.
The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks;
They are all fire, and every one doth shine;
But there?s but one in all doth hold his place for My Win!
That Much Is True,
All Thanks To You,
I Win, I Win,
For All Those Watching,
You Can See It's Fetching,
I Win, I Win,
My Win Is Warm,
My Win Is True,
I Guess I'll Leave Now,
I'll Go With A Growl!
RAWR!!
RachelJ88
The time has been, my senses would have cool'd
To hear a night-shriek; and my fell of hair
Would at a dismal treatise rouse and stir
As life were in't: I have supp'd full with horrors;
Direness, familiar to my Winning thoughts
Cannot once start me.
Just give me a moment to adjust my chevron,
There, now that I've got it sitting straight,
I feel there's something I must reiterate.
I've Won this thread, again and again,
My reasons more tastier than chow mein,
How do I do this, how can you compete?
I'll give an explanation harder than concrete.
My Impulse Engines tear a hole though subspace,
Hull so hard this should be written in upper case,
My Crit Chance so high eagles can't get a look,
Got my shields pumped up, thicker than a telephone book.
Got a party in the Hanger Bay rocking out the deck,
Got more Titanium plating than the province of Quebc
Weapons loaded, locked and ready to fire,
You'll have to get past them for the Win you desire!
Got a pulse rifle charged and ready for use,
Polloyweave armour so thick it'll take any abuse,
I'm just going to stand here, patting my tribble,
This Win as tasty as peanut brittle.
I'm Mr. Cool.
I'm Mr. Space Captain
I'm Mr. 300 below
Friends call me Space Master
Whatever I touch
Turns to vapor in my clutch!
I'm too much
Friends call me Space Jockey
Whatever I touch
Turns to Vapor in my clutch!
I'm too much
I never wanna know a day
That?s over -300 degrees.
I'd rather have it 30,20 then 5.
Let It Freeze!?
Friends call me Space Jockey
Whatever I touch
Turns to vapor in my clutch!
I Have The Win!